Reviews of The Country Bears

MickeyMoose15

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Here is my review but I wanted to know what you guys thought of the film which opened Friday:


Disney's The Country Bears

Released July 26th, 2002

Starring: Christopher Walken, Haley Joel Osment, Diedrich Bader, Julianne Buescher, Charles S. Dutton, Daryl Mitchell

Screen Writers: Mark Perez, Paul Rugg

Director: Peter Hastings

Premise: 11-year-old Beary Barringtons favorite musical group is The Country Bears the greatest bear rock band in history. Even though the group broke up decades ago, Beary is their number-one fan and has listened to all their old records over and over again. The Bears have their differences now, and havent spoken to each other in years, but to Beary, nothing is more important than his quest to reunite the group for a benefit concert to save Country Bear Hall, the legendary venue where the band got its start.

The Country Bears is the first of many quick fix movies rolled out by the Mouse House which include orignal ones based on theme parks attractions like The Pirates of the Caribbean and The Haunted Mansion as well as remakes like The gy Dog and Freaky Friday. The Country Bears is based on the Walt Disney World theme park attraction of the same name which opened in 1971. The show was so popular that many years later Disney decided to make a feature length film based on the bears. Will the movie be just as popular as the Walt Disney World show or will people avoid it like the show at Disneyland?

The story goes that Beary Barrington has just found out from his older brother that he is a real bear adopted by his parents and that he doesn't fit into the family. He sets out on his higher purpose in life to find the former members of The Country Bears and bring them together so they can play at a benefit concert to save Bear Hall which will be destroyed if $20,000 is raised in time. The story of the Country Bears seems very unoriginal and resembles that of the Blue Brothers 2000 movie which wasn't seen by many people either. The plot seems very slow and doesn't get many giggles out of many people except a laugh or too from the small children. As the story goes on it just seems to be on a one way street to nowhere which disappoints much of the audience.

The characters in the film are mostly, well, bears! They are audio animatronic characters who have their facial expressions controlled by puppeteers. Though there are some human characters, they don't offer as much depth or emotion as the audio-animatronic bears do. Beary's family is just another typical Disney family that has a loving father and mother and a punky older brother. Nothing really new here or of anything of interest. Deidrich Bader and Daryl Mitchell who play Officer Cheets and Office Hamm (Ha...Ha!) were intended to be the comic relief of the film but they really aren't as funny as the trailers made them out to be. They even seem to just plain disappear as the film rounds to the end of the film which begs me to ask where they went. The only funny part of the film was Christopher Walken who never seems to disappoint me. He brings out a very serious character as the beginning of the film and makes him funny in the long run. He was probably the highlight of the entire film.

Overall, The Country Bears is just very unoriginal and too predictable. The bad points beside the story and stale characters included the musical numbers. The main problem with them was that they felt way too staged. Somebody would make a one line comment and then they would suddenly brake out into a song and dance number. I thought Disney was better then this but I guess this proved me wrong. Though the musical numbers do seem way too staged, that doesn't mean I hated them. The numbers were well chorographed and the music had my foot tapping every once in awhile. But if you want to go for the music then just go to the local store and buy the soundtrack. Beside the music and Christopher Walken, The Country Bears doesn't leave much to the imagination. Note that the film is intended for children and thus my opinion my be meaningless to them. Take this into consideration when taking the children to the film. But if you are a parent and hate to be dragged to this then follow my suggestion: Sit back, relax, pay attention when Christopher Walken comes on screen, tap your foot to some of the music and thank God that they didn't make an It's A Small World movie.

My Rating: *** out of 5
 

mkt

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Originally posted by MickeyMoose15
They are audio animatronic characters who have their facial expressions controlled by puppeteers.

actually, they're character costume w/ finger triggers inside the costumes, which control the facial movement
 

Mouse3268

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I wish they would keep the movie more like the show. I hope POTC and Haunted Manison are more like their ride. For example I hope the house in The Haunted Manison is the one from Disenyland.:king:
 

General Grizz

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Fine Print: This individual was not a neutral party member. He is a die-hard fan of the original bear show, which may have affected his ratings. Any harm done to the reader during this message, either physically or emotionally, is not under the writer's responsibility. Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.

The Country Bears, Walt Disney Pictures
Based on Walt Disney's Country Bear Jamboree attraction


As a film, I give it :) :) :) :( :( (A.K.A...3/5...A.K.A. C...A.K.A. Average)

Overall, the film made me laugh a few times. It wasn't horrible, in my eyes, but I didn't find it a good movie. Being a country bear fan, I wasn't sure if I would like the film or not...But the main target for this film wasn't intentional for kids...there are several one-liners....and actions in scenes....that can make you chuckle I'm sure. Unless you're sour upon entering.

Audience
Upon entering the stadium seating theater, the only theater in the 26 theater building for this film, there was one family - a father and a son. By the end of the trailers (which weren't too entertaining - "Treasure Planet" looks like "Atlantis 2" :brick: ), one other family come in.

Weaknesses
I found the musical acts too long...and the storyline too short. We are introduced to Beary's problem and his personal resolution within about ten minutes. The evil villain, Christopher Walken, is pretty flat. The two main musical acts ("Krystal" and "the waitress", I don't research), had nothing to do with the storyline. So it was pretty much a dance act and advertisment.

Bears
The only bears I really enjoyed were Henry, Big Al, and Fred. They were the only bears which had a true influence from the original CBJ. Big Al and Fred had the only lines that made me chuckle - and they both had some original CBJ charm.

Zeb, Tennessee, Ted, and Trixie had their own personal charm...but I really don't care for them. They were introduced so quickly and randomly...a lot of experience was expected from us, which wouldn't be best for the age it hit - children.

Odd
I found the movie odd. There were bears in car washes, and that was about it. The society with "bears and humans" is really out of this world...and seemed a little...odd...

Anyway, I've got work to take care of; go to the film if you want...it's no big thing if you're not interested in the trailer. Stay till the end for a nice surprise (quick thing) and tribute to Marc Davis and Imagineering.

"Lilo and Stitch" was better...be sure to see it before seeing the bears.

Note: This advice is only for the MOVIE, not the original attraction!!! :)
 

MickeyMoose15

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The trailer for Treasure Planet was probably the best part of the whole experience. I am really looking forward to the film. There were no other unique trailers for the film.
 

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