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[isnet396]

Hey guys...I'm doing a report for English class, and I was wondering if you guys could answer the following in the most creative fashion....thanks!

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How has "Twinkle Twinkle Little Star" affected your life?

If you had the ability to remove any letter from the alphabet, what would it be, and why?

Please describe your thoughts on the banjo.

What is the reasoning behind the fact that Hawaii and Norway are far away from each other?

Lets say you had a superpower. First. what would your "super name" and alias be? What would make you stand out from the rest?

If you could become a religious official, which would it be, and why?

You are a platypus. Go.

Hypothetically, lets say there is a spool of thread, and a pineapple before you. Describe the creation and inner workings of a device suitable for interstellar gerbil transportation.

If you had the ability to fight any historical figure, who would it be and why? [Ghandi is not an acceptable answer...Just because you saw 'Fight Club' doesn't make you special.]

You have forty seconds to live before a pack of hungry wolves is released upon you at an elementary school "track and field day" event. Armed with nothing more than a spork, what would you do to avoid severe injury?

Describe an interpretative dance to either the homage of yogurt, or cheese.

With what politician would you replace with Gumby? Explain your reasoning.

In Boston's subway line, affectionately known to its riders as "the T", older series subway cars have large stickers affixed to their doors which read "These doors do not recycle". Explain what "These doors do not recycle" means to you.

Fill in the blank. You have one minute to create up to 5 different responses:
"When I arrived at the ____________, the ____________ told me that I was unable to ___________ the _____________ because the _______________ was ____________ _____________."

 

[StevenT]

Answers

1. Profoundly. It made me re-think the entire universe when I found out that stars are not "little" :lookaroun

2. U. That way the letter Q couldn't be used either. Killing 2 birds with one stone.

3. Why are they always dueling? Can't banjos everywhere just get along?

4. Because hula skirts aren't proper attire for cold climates.

5. Questionaire boy. I would go around saving the world by answering surveys and questionaires (especially those for english classes)

6. Pope. So I could bring the Catholic faith down into ruins.

7. YAK!

8. First the pineapple must be hollowed out to form the cockpit of the GSTD (Gerbil Space Travel Device). Then the spool of thread will be unwound and thread attatched to the High-Tech Launch Cable Attatchment Deviece on the GSTD (The leaves of the pineapple). The GSTD will then be spun around by the string in a virtacle orbit. When maximum velocity is reached it will be released and the GSTD will sail towards those twinkle twinkle little stars. Godspeed Sir Gerbil.

9. Jesus. Because I can.

10. Use the children as bait, and then escape with spork in hand.

11. Dance of the Cheese Gods... I stand on stage for 30 minutes eating various types of fine cheeses.

12. George Bush. Bush fits in anywhere better than he does in the White House.

13. It means they are greedy, foul beings that want everything to go the land fill and have no concept of the future of our planet. Those bloody doors.

14. When I arrived at the bathroom, the walrus told me I was unable to lift the chicken because the tomato was spouting fire.

 

[tenchu]

Originally posted by isnet396
Hey guys...I'm doing a report for English class, and I was wondering if you guys could answer the following in the most creative fashion....thanks!

========================================

How has "Twinkle Twinkle Little Star" affected your life?

If you had the ability to remove any letter from the alphabet, what would it be, and why?

Please describe your thoughts on the banjo.

What is the reasoning behind the fact that Hawaii and Norway are far away from each other?

Lets say you had a superpower. First. what would your "super name" and alias be? What would make you stand out from the rest?

If you could become a religious official, which would it be, and why?

You are a platypus. Go.

Hypothetically, lets say there is a spool of thread, and a pineapple before you. Describe the creation and inner workings of a device suitable for interstellar gerbil transportation.

If you had the ability to fight any historical figure, who would it be and why? [Ghandi is not an acceptable answer...Just because you saw 'Fight Club' doesn't make you special.]

You have forty seconds to live before a pack of hungry wolves is released upon you at an elementary school "track and field day" event. Armed with nothing more than a spork, what would you do to avoid severe injury?

Describe an interpretative dance to either the homage of yogurt, or cheese.

With what politician would you replace with Gumby? Explain your reasoning.

In Boston's subway line, affectionately known to its riders as "the T", older series subway cars have large stickers affixed to their doors which read "These doors do not recycle". Explain what "These doors do not recycle" means to you.

Fill in the blank. You have one minute to create up to 5 different responses:
"When I arrived at the ____________, the ____________ told me that I was unable to ___________ the _____________ because the _______________ was ____________ _____________."

1. Twinkles have lots of effect, but thats got nothing to do with stars. :animwink:

2. The p, and replace it with 'f'. Then it would spell alfhabet.

3. Well I can't play banjo, but i reckon it would go a little like this: Twang twang twangety twang.

4. Geography

5. Captain ________, alias I.P. Squint, with the power... to move you. :animwink:

6. I am the almighty. I saw you in the bathroom today. You should really get a doctor to look at that.

7. Where?

8. Well at the moment, a rocket would probably work best. Duh.

9. I'd like to fight Isenbard Kingdom Brunell. He seemed to be able to do everything else, but can he dance with the devil in the pale moonlight?:drevil:

10. Hide behind the children. Or leave.

11. You mean the cow dance?

12. Who the heck is Gumby?

13. Bet they break down quicker than most plastics though.

14. "When I arrived at the ____________, the ____________ told me that I was unable to ___________ the _____________ because the _______________ was ____________ _____________." All my answers seem to get blanked out? :animwink:

 

[disney_nutter]

1) its the first memory i have of my parents

2)i would remove z becuase it doesnt do much

3)Its a instrument that doug funny plays

4) due to plates moveing and the ice age i think

5) captain honey pot, cause im so sweet and my super power would to be able to control the bees and wasps

6) god because it would be good to sit the big guys chair

7)were am i going?

8) carve out the inside of the pineapple tie the string round the end put the hamster in the middle and swing the string and then let go

9)napoleian (sp) to see if he was really that short

10)Feed them the weakest person first and hopefully by the time they reach you they are full up

11) think river dance but with cows

12) tony blair because anyone could do a better job than him

13)means if u leave them long enough they will not break down into mulch

14)
Fill in the blank. You have one minute to create up to 5 different responses:
"When I arrived at the ZOO the TIGER told me that I was unable to WASH the ELEPHANTS because the HIPPOS was WASHING THEM

 

[garyhoov]

How has "Twinkle Twinkle Little Star" affected your life?

Taught me at a very young age how important it is to enunciate my "W"'s.

If you had the ability to remove any letter from the alphabet, what would it be, and why?

"F", because it would give be such a giggle to see someone "shift in their seat" in that case.

Please describe your thoughts on the banjo.

The Banjo is the most perfect musical instrument ever created. It's sound is like that of a choir of angels. Hearing one brings tears to my eyes and convinces me of the existence of a supreme being.

(or maybe that's the accordian, I always get those two confused)

What is the reasoning behind the fact that Hawaii and Norway are far away from each other?

Norwegians scare the crap out of me. If I could, I'd be as far as possible away from them also.

Lets say you had a superpower. First. what would your "super name" and alias be? What would make you stand out from the rest?

Opossum Man - When trouble rears it's ugly head I will, without hesitation or thought for personal safety, pretend to be dead. My alias will be Emperor of the Galaxy, and I will stand out from the rest of the "Opossum Men" by having my prehensile tale protrude from the front of my body.

If you could become a religious official, which would it be, and why?

God, and as for why, don't question God's reasons.

You are a platypus. Go.

Phihreekdffbeerer sdurttoirrd errrraddddwessob (That's platypus. If you don't understand it, don't worry. If I were really a platypus, I wouldn't have understood the question either)

Hypothetically, lets say there is a spool of thread, and a pineapple before you. Describe the creation and inner workings of a device suitable for interstellar gerbil transportation.

Oh, no you don't. The old gerbil up the ______ play on this is just too easy, so I'm not going there.

If you had the ability to fight any historical figure, who would it be and why? [Ghandi is not an acceptable answer...Just because you saw 'Fight Club' doesn't make you special.]

Whoever made up this survey. And anyone who is actually reading this will know why.

You have forty seconds to live before a pack of hungry wolves is released upon you at an elementary school "track and field day" event. Armed with nothing more than a spork, what would you do to avoid severe injury?

If I've only got forty seconds to live, why should I waste it trying to avoid injury?

Describe an interpretative dance to either the homage of yogurt, or cheese.

It's a liitle something I like to call the "Lactose intolerant clench and scamper two-step"

With what politician would you replace with Gumby? Explain your reasoning.

None. He's vastly overqualified for any political appointment.

In Boston's subway line, affectionately known to its riders as "the T", older series subway cars have large stickers affixed to their doors which read "These doors do not recycle". Explain what "These doors do not recycle" means to you.

They'd like to, they really would, but gumby was responsible for getting the green cans out on time, and he screwed it up.

Fill in the blank. You have one minute to create up to 5 different responses:
"When I arrived at the ____________, the ____________ told me that I was unable to ___________ the _____________ because the _______________ was ____________ _____________."

Are you kidding? It took me mor than a minute to even read the question.