I was shopping in a Target today and I saw a plush talking toy called, "Feed Me Pumba". I picked up the item and read the instructions. Pumba comes with a worm in his mouth. If you press the worm, Pumba speaks. Or, if you pull on Pumba's tail he makes "silly sounds". In reality, most of what Pumba does is pass gas. This toy is designed for children 3 years of age and up.
http://www.hasbro.com/pl/page.viewproduct/product_id.13508/dn/lionking/default.cfm
Pumba's volume is very loud and can be heard at a rather great distance. So, for your next trip to WDW, I'd suggest you take a Pumba in place of Pal Mickey. You will then be able to use Pumba to show your distain for your least favorite WDW attractions. Let's say, for example, you really dislike IASW. Just stand in front of the attraction and pull Pumba's tail a few times. Bring along an extra set of batteries if you dislike a lot of the attractions.
http://www.hasbro.com/pl/page.viewproduct/product_id.13508/dn/lionking/default.cfm
Pumba's volume is very loud and can be heard at a rather great distance. So, for your next trip to WDW, I'd suggest you take a Pumba in place of Pal Mickey. You will then be able to use Pumba to show your distain for your least favorite WDW attractions. Let's say, for example, you really dislike IASW. Just stand in front of the attraction and pull Pumba's tail a few times. Bring along an extra set of batteries if you dislike a lot of the attractions.