This just in from the "Progress Magazine":
BUENA VISTA, CALIFORNIA:
Paul Pressler, President of Walt Disney Attractions, was taken from his office on South Buena Vista Street on Saturday, March 30th, 2002. He was blindfolded, then taken by a private airline to Walt Disney World, Florida, where he was locked in the Pirates of the Carribbean attraction, which has been taken over by these kidnappers. Rumor has it that the dog from the nearby Carousel of Progress attraction, Rover, is holding the key to the jail cell (where Pressler currently is). "I'm pretty glad we've got this guy," says a pirate. "I was performing under minimum wage!" Another pirate reports, "That's what he gets for closing Carousel of Progress!"
*this is fake for those of you who ACTUALLY believed me...*
BUENA VISTA, CALIFORNIA:
Paul Pressler, President of Walt Disney Attractions, was taken from his office on South Buena Vista Street on Saturday, March 30th, 2002. He was blindfolded, then taken by a private airline to Walt Disney World, Florida, where he was locked in the Pirates of the Carribbean attraction, which has been taken over by these kidnappers. Rumor has it that the dog from the nearby Carousel of Progress attraction, Rover, is holding the key to the jail cell (where Pressler currently is). "I'm pretty glad we've got this guy," says a pirate. "I was performing under minimum wage!" Another pirate reports, "That's what he gets for closing Carousel of Progress!"
*this is fake for those of you who ACTUALLY believed me...*
