You're just crazy. At least 2 parks will close. And be mad. See below for my list of things that are better worth my time then going to a Disney Park on NYE:
1.) Teasing a Lion in a cage, while being in that same cage
2.) Eating live, raw fish, head first
3.) Gouging my eyes out with a spoon
3a.) with a fork
3b.) with a knife
3c.) with a rusty nail
4.) Swallowing a flaming sword while heavily intoxicated
5.) Listening to "It's a small world" for four-hundred and seventy-six days straight
6.) Taking an entire bottle of nyquil, dying, being revived, and living half-dead for the rest of my life
7.) Grabbing a penny from the bottom of a jar of infected needles
8.) Real-life "frogger" on I-4
9.) Artificially inseminating elephants
and the list goes on and on...