Need some help with Brit English!

[MKCustodial]

Ok, so I have to translate this little short here:

http://217.40.140.1/portfolio/BAA04_1.html

But I can't understand a word the frickin' Ozzy-like sheep is saying. If there's anyone out there with a bit of a spare time who could watch it and send me kind of a transcript, I'd appreciate it.

P.S.: Warning, the film contains language that may offend.

P.S.2: The announcer in the beginning says something along the lines of Coleman's Man Chili, right? :lookaroun

 

[MKCustodial]

No one?

 

[barnum42]

This clip is taking FOREVER to load and I have cable broadband - this may be why nobody has replied.

The opening speech says it is sponsored by "Coleman's Mint Chillie". (Coleman's is a food manufacturer famous for mustard and mint sauce/ mint jelly), so I don't know if the voice over got it wrong by changing it from jelly to chillie, or whether he can't do a clear accent.

Any hue, the rest of the dialogue goes thus:

"You can't have a bleeping crap any more, bleeping dogs bleeping cats and bleeping TV people"

"Ahhhhhhgghhhh Oooooh ahhhghhhh"

"Oh hang on. Guys? Look. It's the bleeping British Animation Awards"

"Oh God, I bleeping hate heights. Bleep Sharon

 

[MKCustodial]

Thanks a whole bunch, Barnum. I have a hard time when I get a thick accent like that...

 

[barnum42]

Thanks a whole bunch, Barnum. I have a hard time when I get a thick accent like that...

No worries :wave:

 

[mkt]

bleeping bleep

 

[Yellow Shoes]

I thought it was bloody bleepin bleep