My math teacher Mr. Horton tells us funny stories somtimes. One of our class favorites is the squirl story. Here it is. ( Mr. Horton tells it like a true story that happened with him )
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"Many years ago, a young man I was. A bit more handsome than I am now............
I was play'n tennis with my friends. And I had ta go to the bathroom man! So I went to a bathroom building that was right next to the tennis courts. As I got in there, they jumped me! I was swing'n, I was kick'n man. I hit my self in the eye, OW! I yelled, 'Help! Help!' and my friend came runnin up ta help me, and the ones who jumped me ran away. My friends came up and asked me, 'Who jumped ya man?'
And I said, 'They jumped me! Chip'n Dale!'
That's right. Two gigantic squirrles in the bathroom stall. There was a trash can there, and they was eat'n trash man ( I know Chip and Dale are Chipmunks, but my teacher doesn't care. ) They landed on me a bit me in the eye and leg. So as I left there, I went to the hospital and had to get eight rabies shot in my stomach. So this goes ta show ya, be carful when you go to the bathroom, because you may never know what will be lurk'n.
THE END.
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"Many years ago, a young man I was. A bit more handsome than I am now............
I was play'n tennis with my friends. And I had ta go to the bathroom man! So I went to a bathroom building that was right next to the tennis courts. As I got in there, they jumped me! I was swing'n, I was kick'n man. I hit my self in the eye, OW! I yelled, 'Help! Help!' and my friend came runnin up ta help me, and the ones who jumped me ran away. My friends came up and asked me, 'Who jumped ya man?'
And I said, 'They jumped me! Chip'n Dale!'
That's right. Two gigantic squirrles in the bathroom stall. There was a trash can there, and they was eat'n trash man ( I know Chip and Dale are Chipmunks, but my teacher doesn't care. ) They landed on me a bit me in the eye and leg. So as I left there, I went to the hospital and had to get eight rabies shot in my stomach. So this goes ta show ya, be carful when you go to the bathroom, because you may never know what will be lurk'n.
THE END.
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