My personal WoL rehab.

Walter

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Alright, with WoL openning seasonally bacause it needs help, I think that they shoul do a rehab because it needs help. It does need help, but with the right steps, it could be made into a better pavillion. Here's how I would do it.

First up, DNA strand...

Redo the DNA strand to make it look more like...well...DNA! How about putting the "rungs" on it to make it look like a step ladder? Those of you who have seen pictures of DNA before know what I mean. Also, paint the strand better colors (more on the paint job later). I'll cover the buitlding in the next section...

The building...

The dome of WoL is a very unappealing looking building. So I thought, and I might lose you here...paint a mural on the building! I think that that might be the world's largest mural, but that would make people want to see it!

Next up, the pavillion itself...

This place needs a paint job BAD! It's very 80's ugly. Then again, I was never a huge fan of the orange, red and yelow thing. The interactive sights. You know the bikes with the screens? Well, you could make them not so rough to pedal on, and also update the quality of the videos...use DVDs! And, riding through a parade!? Please! How about riding through an actual bicycle race, so that you have a goal in mind? "I'm gonna beat that guy, I'm gonna beat that guy." Also, how about more variety on that? Why not go further then bikes, how about treadmills with screens in front of you that show you running a race? Or how about Stairmasters that show you climbing a mountain? For the sound booths, update the sound quality. For all the screens and sound...update the quality! The shows I think are okay, except for the Making of Me, which I'll get to later.

Body Wars...

Alright, this would take a few steps, and be expensive, but bare with me...

1. Think of a better story than a splinter!

2. Update te film. The film on Body Wars is a very innacurate interpratation of the human body. Use modern science to make it more accurate. Also, do it digitally. And use DVD on the film.

3. Update the sound.

4. Make the ride not so rough.

Tose all would help a lot. The ride would have potential if it was better, because of people who want to ride a simulator, but are intimidated by the centrifuge aspect of M:S.

Next up, Cranium Command...

Update the film and sound quality. Also, make the jokes more modern. I, myself, ans many adults understand their joke, but children do not. That's pretty much it.

Now for The Making of Me...

The Making of Me is VERY sugar-coated...DON'T DO THAT! They have a warning sign out there, it should mean something. Really be serious about it, and don't talk down to them!

And, last but not least, the shops and restaurants...

Al that I have to say here is, better merchandise, and put some health-food restaurants in to teach you to eat right.

Any suggestions, comments, or questions are welcome.

Thank you for listening.
 

kingomvision

New Member
eh

yeah i have an even better suggestion: demolish the entire thing. the building and everything. then build something much much better and less lame. it's going to take a lot more than a paintjob and a new body wars film to make that place appealing.:drevil:
 

Walter

Member
Original Poster
Originally posted by AviMM
Shouldn't they move the Food Rocks show into the Wonders of Life building?

It could go there, it actually might be more appropriate there, but I'm not sure. It's not going to be there long, anyway.
 

Walter

Member
Original Poster
Re: eh

Originally posted by kingomvision
yeah i have an even better suggestion: demolish the entire thing. the building and everything. then build something much much better and less lame. it's going to take a lot more than a paintjob and a new body wars film to make that place appealing.:drevil:

Well, the "Life" theme is rather important to Epcot. If what you're suggesting is demolishing it and doing an updated, better life-themed pavillion, that might be the best answer. It's in a hard-to-get-out-of hole.
 

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