LAPD The Toon Squad (based on Who Framed Roger Rabbit)

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The Walt Disney Company, 2014-2015.
The based on Who Framed Roger Rabbit (1988).


The Journey Into Toontown (AKA LAPD: Toon Squad)
Setting: 1947

Main Characters:
Rick Flint
Roxanne Webbs
John Hanson
Ernie Kenson
Commissioner

The Cast of Who Framed Roger Rabbit:
Marvin Acme
RK Maroon
Eddie Valiant
Dolores
Lt. Santino
Roger Rabbit
Jessica Rabbit
Baby Herman
Benny the Cab
Judge Doom
The Toon Patrol
Teddy Valiant (as only flashback scenes)
The Toons
CB Maroon
Lena Hyena
Pee Wee the Plane
Blackie Cat
Swiftly Turtle
Richie
Wendy
Roger's Mother
The Toons of the various studios:
-Disney
-Warner Bros.
-Famous Studios
-Paramount
-Universal Studios
-Terrytoons
-MGM


Act 01: The Toons Is Very Stupid To Act
Hollywood, 1947
At LAPD station, hello, my name is Rick Flint, I am the police decteive, I've looking the crimes in Los Angeles area.
I'm very good pal to arrest stupid can't do anything to steal the money from the local banks. Not even some stupid one can't nothing but staying in jail
in forever. But just in time my partner named John Hanson cames in, he's very good job as police decteive too, look at the time we are looking at the pictures we used to
have friends with Eddie Valiant also as police dectieve in couple years ago when his brother Teddy Valiant got killed by a toon by pulling down the piano towards him.
"Rick, I got a call from RK Maroon, he told us Roger was been screwed up in his lastest cartoon." said John, I said "Jesus, what it could done to that toon rabbit?
John, you got to be kidding me." John said "Come on, he is a toon rabbit, you are my partner, come on, the commissioner told us we supposed to meet RK Maroon
at Maroon Cartoon Studios." I said "Okay, let's get over with it." So we are aheading to Maroon Studios, take my police car, and drove to the cartoon studio backlot
near by Acme Warehouse which used to sold all Acme products to Toons. When we are aheading to the studios, I said "Don't you tell me this is going to be happening
if Roger Rabbit is a stupid toon since 1942." John said "The rabbit isn't a stupid hare, he is very good act better than Goofy, will you can lick some balls of Dopey's bowl?"
I said "Quiet you, we are police dectieves, don't be screwed up this time." John uses his cigars and smokes at him and said "Y'all what, Ricky? Cigars are my favorite kind
in the world. Also, this state needs more money, baby." I smacked to him and said "Damn you..." so we are now, Maroon Cartoon Studios, the best working cartoon studio
ever, when we are aheading to the office, we see the Toons are working with the humans, one of them is Dumbo was flying to carried the piano to the workers,
Pluto carries the coffee with the donuts on his tail, the boomsticks cleaning the stuff while the man was playing his sax, Woody Woodpecker drove his toon car and drove
faster pass by us, with some toon clouds around us, I said "Ugh, damn toons, why this always be busy day in the weekdays, espucally Mondays."
John said "Ah come on, Rick, man, you love Toons so much, except Eddie Valiant, he dislikes them." I said "I know, John. Toons are my friends but Eddie is a nothing
but being as pussycat since his brother was killed in five years ago." Suddley, I saw Eddie Valiant walks to the trolley
so he can meet Dolores to get pictures for Roger's co-star wife, Jessica Rabbit. This is the case, Eddie is not a bad idea after all,
he wants to take pictures Jessica's . So we are finally enter the office, we meeting with RK Maroon.
RK Maroon said "Boys of LAPD, come here please, we can have a friendly talk." I said "Thanks, so what's the problem, Mr. Maroon?"
RK Maroon said "I have a problem on today, you see Roger Rabbit is a not good toon was being smashed by a fridge alot during the filming new cartoon short called
"Somethin' Cookin'" we tried to match up to battle between MGM and Warner Brothers, we can might win over the awards over couple years,
also Baby Herman was ed off right now." John said "Wait, he was ed off because the rabbit?" RK Maroon said "Yes, the baby loses his temper during
the filming set." The female security named Francine said "Mr. Maroon, Baby Herman wants to see you." RK Maroon said "Ah, yes, Miss Francine, send him to me."
So that's why Baby Herman cames to see us, I thought he was very good actor than Roger Rabbit, he was only as good baby to kick Roger's tail off.
Baby Herman said "Ah, Rick and John, good friends with ya guys, I bet the cops are better doing best job to arrest the criminals of LA. (walks to RK Maroon)
(coughs) That rabbit was losing my feet again, Mr. Maroon, I want that rabbit to BE FIRED NOW!!!" RK Maroon said "Firing him? Excuse me, Mr. Herman, you
may be go right now. I'm busying with Rick and John. So leave now." Baby Herman walks away and angrys about him and Roger and he said "Fine, if there's any problem
about that toon hare's head, he's so gonna get it! And I'll be my trailer, taking my nap!" As Baby Herman smokes his cigar, and smashes some trash cans.
I said "Damn...he's totally gonna need to be going back to the crib right about now..." John laughs alot, and he said "Ricky, do you want to laugh about dirty diapers?"
I said "Shut up, John. I'm not gonna change Baby Herman's diapers." RK Maroon said "I bet John can change his diapers." John said "(laughs) You can't do nothing
about me, I am the dectieve, not nurse, so shut the hell up okay?" I said "I heard you are better good as nurse at Toontown Hospital weeks ago." John said "Gosh,
Ricky, you are so lucky to know anything about it, Mr. Know It All?" RK Maroon gaves the newspaper to me and John and he said "Enough about some diapers and nurses,
boys, I think it's time talk about Roger's some problems." Rick reads the newspaper called Toontown Tattler and I said "Seen cooing over calamari with
notsonew Sugar Daddy was Jessica Rabbit... wife of Maroon star, Roger....jesus, what it could done to her? Who is this guy was touching Jessica's moves?
Roger will be ed." RK Maroon smokes his cigars and he said "Rick, you are must follow Eddie Valiant tonight here at the Ink and Paint Club,
I heard he don't want go to Toontown anymore because his brother kinda was dead by a toon." John said "Look, pal. We know about Eddie Valiant, he used to be our best
friend we are visiting Toontown on five years ago. We are messing Bluto's plans for kidnapping Olive Oyl from Popeye, but Eddie and Popeye saved the day,
and we saved Donald's nephews in the main street. Don't worry, Mr. Maroon, we are on the case behind this ." John drinks his beer and I smacks his head,
and I said "Would ya stop drinking at the office again? We are only drinking at the bar, not a public places, you are so idiot than Droopy." John said "Sorry, bud. It's only
some drunk men can't run anywhere in the California, I wish I was in Reno already so I can have sex with women." I said "I don't drink so much,
John, so quiet okay? (turns to RK Maroon) Okay, Mr. Maroon, what I can do today?" RK Maroon said "Alright, why you can talk to Roger in his trailer today,
then you'll follow Eddie to the club tonight, okay? I will gave you a paidcheck later after this mission is done." John said "Thanks, Mr. Maroon, we are on the case of
Eddie Valiant. So don't worry, the police will notice about Jessica Rabbit, I think she's so weird because the sugar daddy do this b***h."
RK Maroon said "All right, good luck, fellas. Call me if you are done, boys." John and I are left of the office building and went to the stage 28 to see Roger Rabbit
in his trailer, I saw Tom & Jerry are preparing for their new short by MGM, also Goofy was a janitor to clean up the mess after unruly Toons crashing the sets,
I was talking to him, and said "Hi there, Goofy, I see you are janitor now." Goofy said "Gawsh, Rick and John, you guys are doing best to stop crimes in the streets
of Los Angeles, well, I got both jobs, a waiter and a janitor, my friends, Mickey and Donald are doing their best jobs at Disney Studios. (trips a toon banana and
fells down into Acme products and actives the toon musical parts) Yahhoooeeeee!!" John said "Idiot..." I said "Shush okay, Goofy is my favorite star, so
you can lay dead on the graveyard." John said "It's always Hollywood needs a star, I don't want to be a star of the movies." We went to the trailer of Roger Rabbit.
I knocked the door and I said "Um, Roger, are you there? It's me Rick Flint, and my partner friend, John Hanson." Roger said "Rick? John? Is that you?
Well, come in, fellas." I went to his trailer, and I been notice how Roger loves Jessica so much, his picture shows Jessica and Roger are together at Hollywood Bowl with
Mickey and Minnie, there wasn't too times which the couple always together in the 40s. I said "Geez, Roger. You are sure love her so much. Memories of marriage, huh?"
Roger said "Yup. She is my angel of the stars, the cow jumps over the moonshine, and the crickets are sounding of magic." John said "I say, does the crickets does makes
a sound magic?" I said "Beats me, he's too crazy to be like Goofy to do that." I looked at Acme Musical Set who was brought by Marvin Acme used for Roger & Jessica's
first comedy dance together. I said "The band organ is amazing, how Marvin did this to ya." Roger said "Marvin always told me, the bird kicks the carousel out of
the circus park." John said "So what's wrong with you today, did you very wrong during the film set?" Roger said "Well, you see... Baby Herman is doing great as good actor,
but I did something wrong, during the middle of the act, the fridge came down to me, and I see some tweeting birdies instead stars
around my head, so the director said cut to me." John said "Oh that's why he is a looney tune afterall, so what's wrong with your wife?"
Roger said "Well, when we are not avaiable to dating later, she was very busy at the Ink and Paint Club, so I won't see her any day or night. (cries)"
I pat on Roger's shoulder, and I said "There. There, Roger. It would be alright. If she was doing as bad, I'll call the cops, so she would be a spy or something.
So you should call LAPD for us, so we will protect to find your wife." Roger was shocked, and jumps on me and starts to kissed me and said "Really? YOU REALLY?
Oh thank you, Ricky. How I'll ever thank you? P-P-P-P-Please find my wife, Jessica, everywhere in the Hollywoodland!" John said "Calm down, you crazy toon,
we will looking for your wife." I said "We will start looking her in the dressing room at the club. Take care yourself. I'll aheading back to the police station for the files."
Roger said "Okay, see you real soon guys, told Mickey I said that word all the time." I was laughing at him and said "Later..."
We are walk out of the studio backlot, and saw the trolley passed by us, and drove the police car back to LAPD station.
Back in the office, we are looking files for Jessica Rabbit, and shocked she was used to be as a Nazi member during the WWII, and she married to Roger Rabbit at
Hollywood Ballroom Plaza in 1944. Also she was a star of Maroon Cartoons along with Baby Herman and Roger Rabbit, I've called Commissioner
about Jessica Rabbit, John said "Holy s**t, is this she
was used to be a Nazi?" I said "I just called the commissioner, and he told she is been since the 1940s, she used to be a nazi along with Hitler's minions
during World War II, then she was been rescued by Roger Rabbit later while he was looking for his mother, but his father was believe to be Bugs Bunny all the time at the end."
John said "Is Roger's father is Bugs Bunny? I don't believe it." I said "Did you watch some Warner Brothers cartoons? Bugs does dress as woman many times
to embress the enemies such as Yosemite Sam." John said "Oh, I get it." I was looking more information about Jessica Rabbit, my wife, Roxanne Webbs visiting my office,
Roxanne said "Hi, Rick, I'm came to visit you." I was hugging her and kissed her face and I said "Hi, babe. How you get there?", she was walking over the pictures of
his teammates in the LAPD Graduation 1940 along with Mickey Mouse, and the other picture shows Eddie and Teddy Valiant wearing clown nose during the LAPD
graduation years ago. Roxanne said "Memories of LAPD business, I bet you and John are best pals to fighting the crime all over the LA area. I expect you guys
are too good to be decevite, why we can do visit Toontown as our date tonight to see Mickey's Melody Time at the Broadway." I said "Not tonight, honey. I'm going
to follow Eddie Valiant, and spy on Jessica Rabbit at the Ink and Paint Club, there is might be very strange about her. The files shows
she is used to be star of Maroon Cartoons along with Roger and Baby Herman. So we will get hands on that b***h." Roxanne said "Okay, Rick, say the commissioner told ya
he wants you to be very good cop to hunt some criminals." John said "Don't worry, lady, we on the case because we are the police decteives, the criminals won't get away
from this. LAPD is on the way." Roxanne came to see me and she said "Be careful, boys, I don't want you to get hurt or killed by the crimes."
She kissed me, and I said "It's okay, Roxanne, me and my partner, John would be alright. Besides, I have a gun, I can shoot anyone who gets out of our way."
Roxanne walks and said "Good luck for your mission, fellas. I love ya!" She walks leave for LAPD station, I said "Come on, John, we got work to do."
John and I hopped on the police car and drove to the Terminal and Bar Grill.

Act 02: The Hunting for Sugar Daddy
We went to the Terminal and Bar Grill, I been noticed that the Cloverleaf is gonna replaced Red Car Line Trolley service very soon,
Eddie Valiant would be so ed off, he loves to ride the trolley all the time, that's why his favorite ride in the world. So I went to see Eddie's ex-girlfriend named Dolores.
Some dumb idiots drinking alot beers, and throwing some knifes at them, I thought this supposed to be like Valentine's Day Massacre in 1929 after
Walt Disney made the first Mickey Mouse cartoon, "Steamboat Willie" after one year ago as 1928 before there's something happening in Chicago in 1929 on
Valentine's Day. I talked to Dolores and said "Excuse me, Dolores, it's me Rick Flint, we are LAPD, do you see Eddie Valiant? We are on spy on Roger's wife."
Dolores said to me "You missed him. He's aheading to the Ink and Paint Club." John said "Son of a , I know it. I need a beer for while, pal.
So you can talk to Dolores." He walks to the bar, and drinks with Angelo, and others. I said "How you know about Roger's co-star wife, Jessica Rabbit?"
Dolores said "She is wonderful female toon I ever met last years ago, when I dating Eddie at the Hollywood Brown Derby, Jessica and Roger are next to each us to
see us, now she is working at the club. I don't know Eddie doesn't like Toons anymore since his brother got killed by a toon in Toontown in 1943."
I said "Look, lady, we are going on the case of the mystery toon killer who killed Teddy Valiant, we are going to make sure it's no way the mystery toon murder is
off on loose any LA or Toontown. LAPD will be behind about the case. Excuse me, we are on late for the Ink and Paint Club. Let's go, John. John?
What the hell?" John does funny jokes on Angelo and his friends and he said "I say, Eddie walks to the streets of Toontown, and got banana split by Koko the Clown.
What a joke!" Angelo said "Johnny, you are so funny, I hear he's working for Toons such as Chilly Willy and Screwy Squirrel. Look,
I hear he's working for finding a bird seed for Tweety Bird, he was been fall down into stairs of endless, and he got his broken leg all the time years ago. (laughs)"
I grabbed John and runs into the stairs and I said "Why you shut up, and let's go! We got a mission to do!" I said "(hiccup) Did I see a elephant flying without his feather
to the circus?". In the night, during the driving to the club, I said to John "What the are you thinking, you are so drunk all the time at the bar,
don't you think you can have friends with Angelo, and talk about some crazy things about Eddie Valiant? He doesn't like Toons now!
Damn it, John. We are on the mission to spy on Jessica. Don't the commissioner would fire ya? This is 1947, men can't do drunk at the waiters all the time,
HUH?!" John said "(hiccups) Listen, pal, why you can leave me there in the strip club near by the movie theatre, so I can drink more--"
I said "You can't drink the beers or aclole anymore, I don't drink too much, you did, we on the mission, remember? The cops can't drink at all."
John said "Look, I'm sorry, Ricky, I was forgot to not drinking at the bar, I'm not too smart to believe it, we supposed to be friends forever.
Like the father says no way the beers can't fly all the time. Can you believe me?" I said "You , you what?" We are entering the alley area,
we are under the trash cans to check on Eddie Valiant, then we saw Eddie walks into the club, and get a password from Bongo the Gorilla.
Bongo said "Got any password?", Eddie said "Walt Sent Me." Bongo opens the door and let Eddie in the club, and he said "Nice monkey suit."
Bongo said "Wiseass.", I don't believe it why Eddie Valiant makes funny jokes for the Toons, it's not easy being as stupider than I thought.
John was using his googles to spy on Jessica, while I grabbed the camera brought from LAPD, we going to enter the club, Bongo see us
and said "Got any password?" John said "Walt Sent Me." Bongo looks angry and said "Look, pal. You can't say same password because that dumb Eddie
did it." I said "Let me handle on this. (coughs) Disney Rules." Bongo opens the door and checks on John and me and he said "Ah, LAPD, nice to see ya guys,
please come in to this club. And don't do anything stupid about it." I said "No problem, mister. We are on the mission today.", John and I walk into the club
and I said "All right, John, we will looking for the sugar daddy. Eddie's probably with that guy." John said "Right. What about Jessica Rabbit?"
I said "Sugar Daddy behind this, he might have sex with her." John said "Oh, we should talk more about Sugar Daddy instead Jessica Rabbit."
We enter the club, and see the rivals between Warner Brothers and Disney are Daffy Duck and Donald Duck playing dueling pianos each other, they are playing
jokes on them like throwing axes on their backs, throwing TNTs at each other, then I been spotted Sugar Daddy is with Eddie Valiant named Marvin Acme,
the owner of ACME Warehouse and Toontown, he loves to stay at the Ink and Paint Club every night to see Jessica. While John was laughing at Daffy messing up
with Donald, Betty Boop cames to see me, and she said "Cigars? Rick Flint, how's your day at LAPD?"
I said to her "Nothing to much, same as catching some crimes in the Los Angeles area. Who is this dick over there with Eddie?"
Betty said "That's Marvin Acme, he's owner of Toontown and ACME Factory. He wants to see Jessica every night."
I said "Since you are retired after many years ago?" Betty said "What I can say, when the cartoons went to full color, but I still got it, Ricky.
Boop-de-boo-boop!" I said "Yeah. You still got it.", well Betty walks to see Eddie Valiant,
John was appusle after Donald shoots cannon at Daffy, and everyone was cheering them
and he said "Wow, these ducks are stupider, doesn't it?" And the men was running into the stage to see Jessica Rabbit because she's next,
and she begins to sing, she's too young and still younger as adult toon woman can sing a very beautiful song like the 1930s, when I listening to her,
Marvin likes to hear her song, like he's having his feelings for her, but I don't want to tell Roger Rabbit about the secret, John was in fall in love with her,
I said "So that's why she is married to Roger Rabbit all the time." John said "Yeah, her are so huge...wish I can hold her tittes."
I smacked John with the toon hammer from the penguin waiters, when Jessica walks into Marvin and Eddie, and when the song ends, she holds Eddie's bowtie,
and she walks back to the stage as the curtains closing in while the toon crows are done to play the music. John said "The song is fantastic, I can't
believe Jessica was superstar of the show, can't wait to see her. Excuse me, Rick, I have a date with destiny!" while John gets up the table,
Marvin Acme carried his flowers and aheading to give to Jessica at her room. I said "John, he's aheading to Jessica's room. We have to follow that ."
John said "I bet this is getting too great to be cop afterall." We are entering to spy on Marvin Acme, and he enters the door to see Jessica,
Eddie was spying on him too, but too bad because Bongo the Gorilla cames to see him and he said "What are you goin' for, chump?"
Eddie said "Who's calling for chump, chimp?" Bongo said "Oh, it's da comedian.", as Bongo picks up Eddie's shoulders,
he throws him out of the club into the trash cans, and he said "And don't get any peeks around here again, got it?" as Bongo closes the door,
and Eddie said "Booga booga!" we walk into Bongo and I said "Looks like he's aheading the train huh, sir?" Bongo said "You damn right, cops,
he's as he can have sex with the female toon woman." John said "Very lucky, I can't go to her room because there would be very trouble."
I said "Now excuse us, we will going home because we are tired right about now. Good night, sir." Bongo opens the door and let them leave the club
and he said "Have a good evening, gentlemen." Then we quickly hiding into the trash cans, so Eddie won't find us, while he opens the case
and takes alot of pictures of Marvin pattycake with Jessica, in the later minutes, Eddie walks back to his office, Marvin Acme walks back to Acme Warehouse,
John said "Looks like he's aheading back to Acme Warehouse, we have to follow him." I said "Hmmm. There's something weird about that Marvin Acme,
we have to follow him, and see what's going to do with the guy is up to." We are aheading to our police car and begins to follow Marvin's car to the warehouse,
at Acme Warehouse, Marvin parks his car next to the building, we walk out of the car, and begins to spy on him, we are sneak into the windows of the factory,
there was too many Acme products for the cartoons such as Warner Brothers and MGM also a sales for Toons at Toontown like
TNTs, whoopie cushions, bombs, fireworks, scary clowns, exploding cigars, singing swords, anvils and also the portable holes.
John said "Darn. There's too products for Toons can throw the pies at the other Toons. Rick, I think Marvin is a genius,
He owns Acme since the 1930s. I love that guy, he used to be friends with me while I met him at the bar years ago."
When Marvin Acme walks into his office after he plays pattycake with Jessica, suddley there was a toon looks like Roger Rabbit,
and he pulls the giant safe and killed Marvin Acme, I said "Holy s**t, the rabbit killed Marvin Acme. The commissioner won't believe this,
I have to contract him tonight, and know about tomorrow." John said "Got it. Which the plans goes, Roger Rabbit is a murder for killing
Marvin Acme. Our police will have a case on him tomorrow." I said "Ugh, I need to go bed, it's passed midnight already. See you later,
and tell the commissioner about the murder of Marvin Acme." John said "All right, Ricky. Good night. See ya tomorrow."
I walked to back to my office at the Hollywood Blvd, looking memories of used to be friends with Eddie & Teddy Valiant at Toontown Baseball Stadium featuring
Toony Dorks VS. Toontown Killers in 1942 while I catched the ball from Casey Jones and Goofy, then we used to visit Mickey's farmhouse to dance with Porky Pig
and Horace Horsecollar, next we are walking down into the streets of Toontown with Felix the Cat and finally we dancing along with our girlfriends, Dolores and
Roxanne at the Hollywood Ballroom with Eddie, there was Mickey Mouse doll along with Betty Boop doll, there was newspaper shows Eddie and Teddy
used to help for the Toons of Toontown like "EDDIE & TEDDY SAVED HECKLE & JECKLE FROM FIRING REDWOOD FOREST TODAY", "THE VALIANTS
FOUND DONALD'S NEPHEWS", "GOOFY SPYS ON ATOM BOMB SEARCH", "POPEYE SMASHED THE JAPANESE ENEMIES IN PEARL HARBOR"
and "BUGS & DAFFY USED TNT ON THE NAZIS", I say "So memories about Teddy and Eddie saved the day used to be, but only Toons
used to fighting the Nazis and Japaneses people back in World War II. (yawns) Well time to sleep like a bear." I sleeping in my bed,
and slep for hours, in the next day, I waked up and get a called from my commissioner and he said "Rick Flint, are you there?
We hear a Maroon Cartoon star named Roger Rabbit killed Marvin Acme last night
after he got back from the Ink & Paint Club, we have to talk about the murder of Marvin Acme today. Will you be here early today at ACME Warehouse?"
I said "Alright, I'll be here, Commissioner ." I get up and get dress and rushed into LAPD police car
and drive faster to ACME Warehouse.

 

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Act 03: The Murder of Marvin Acme
In the next day, I called John for the meeting at Acme Warehouse for the toon murder, and I droved to the warehouse,
the LAPD cops are everywhere, but Eddie Valiant along with Lt. Santino, my another partner friend I met years ago,
John Hanson gets out of his cop car, and he mets with me and he said "What is all the problem we got, Ricky?"
I said to him "We are in the mission for the case of Marvin Acme. The commissioner told us he can meet with us in for minutes.
And don't called me, "Ricky", just called me Rick Flint." John said "Whatever you said, Rick, god, this is getting me this nicknamed crack like a monkey."
Commissioner said "Boys, you're on the time, we are on the case murder of Marvin Acme, that guy owns the warehouse and Toontown,
but we heared the toon killer is Roger Rabbit killed him last night after he got backed from the club, we have many reports from many residents of LA about
the loud noises coming from Acme Warehouse, the sounds like a giant safe cames faster down to crushed them just like cartoons."
I said "No problem, commissioner. We on the case behind the murder." Commissioner said "Eddie Valiant and Lt. Santino already here
to case on the murder of Marvin Acme. You two guys can talk to them if you want." John said "Right. We will find it out who Roger Rabbit killed Marvin Acme."
Commissioner said "Good luck. And be careful, you better watch out for Acme products, they kinda like wacky."
As the commissioner walks into the warehouse with his LAPD team, before we walk into inside the warehouse we see Eddie
walks near to the wall which is Toontown is behind the warehouse but Yosemite Sam falls down into the ground from Toontown and runs around the cops,
and he landed on the ground then his smokes can smoked out, Lt. Santino said "Come on, Eddie, let's get over with it." as Eddie and Lt. Santino are
left inside the warehouse, John said "Hey, Sam, nice smoke out of the desert, partner. Got any rabbits got ya this time?"
Yosemite Sam said "Ah, shut up, that rabbit crooked my butt into the skies of nowhere, I hate that rabbit!" I said "That's why Bugs Bunny
always ruined his plans, doesn't it, partner?" Yosemite Sam walks back to Toontown and said "Where is my taxi? I will kill that rabbit."
He makes whistle sounds and a cartoon taxi cab cames to pick him up, the cab named Benny the Cab, Roger's best friend since 1940s,
and he said "Hop on, partner, which way you going to?" Yosemite Sam said "Take me back to the toon desert, I'll kill that rabbit!"
Benny said "Hold on, because I'm driving!" Benny droved faster to Toontown very fast, passing over the people of the streets,
crashing into the farm markets, run into the highway, I said "Damn, the cab's gonna get a law warning for the crashing into everything.
Jesus Crisit, hope he killed some people I hope." John said "Ah, he is just as a toon cab, pal. Each toons can't nothing but being as wacky.
Come on, let's go inside the warehouse. There's no time for the games." We are walked inside the warehouse, there was too many gag products for Toons
to buy it like exploding cigars, fireworks, scary clowns, whoopie cushions, TNTs, giant mouse traps, bird seeds, anvils,
singing swords, the band organ, google eyes, bombs, and many more that Marvin Acme inverted the greatest comedy gags to teach
Toons expect to be laugh alot, meanwhile Lt. Santino and Eddie Valiant walks to scene of the murder and he said "Just like toon drops the safe on the guy's head,
sorry Eddie, you wanna wait for it." We walked to Eddie Valiant and I said "Hey, Eddie. No time no see, pal, I'm so sad that stupid-head, Marvin Acme
is killed by a toon rabbit. Doesn't it? We hear you hate alot of Toons." Eddie said "Pah. No way I can like more Toons anymore, because
my brother was killed by a toon. You can't do anything about me." John said "We know that you can't go to Toontown anymore."
Eddie said "Toontown is nice, but I can't go there anymore because um....I'm being as pussycat." John laughs and he said "..being as "pussycat"?
What a joke, please, why you can't go to the place anymore? It's great for people to visit the Toons in the town." I said "John, leave this guy alone,
I can explain to him myself, why you can find Lt. Santino and check some clues about the murder with him." John said "Alright. I want to let Eddie
craps his pants all way down there." Eddie said "Shut up." I said "Now, Mr. Valiant, I see you got a pictures of Marvin was pattycake with Jessica before he got killed
last night. You gotted the camera from Dolores. Nice." Eddie said "That was so genius to make all Acme products but he was falling in love with Jessica
every night at the nighttime club. But until later, he got killed by Roger Rabbit, the co-star of Maroon Cartoons." I said "My god, does Roger Rabbit
was used to be crazy as Toon? So that's why he was so jealous of Marvin because he stoled his wife from him. LAPD will
get clues about the rabbit, don't worry we will arrest the rabbit's last tail." Eddie said "Thanks. Now you excuse me I'll go back to Lt. Santino,
thanks for information, Rick Flint. We are used to be partners since 1942, right?" I said "Partners? You will never know
we are used to be partners to help for Toons. So long, partner." I was walking around while Eddie looks up the window to see Jessica was talking with the cops to
Judge Doom. The cop said "Hey, get a load of this, you wanna unleash?" as the cop throws the portable hole to the wall and reachs for the hole, everyone laughs,
the man said "Hey guys." He is holding a toon hammer with a boxing glove, and starts to smashing things like singing swords and TNTs and he said "
It used to be at Valiant's. Or it will be for Jack Daniels. (laughs)" I was walking to see John and he said "How's your date with Valiant? (laughs)"
I said "I'm not a gay, stop being as stupid, we are not "gay", we love women not men, so shut up okay?" John said "Oops. Sorry." I said "Yeah, sorry for
not mistake because I'm not gay. Just stop it." I saw Jessica slapped Eddie Valiant for taking pictures of her, as the cops carrying the dead body of
Marvin Acme to the amblance but they are tripping over Acme toon shoes box, and the toon shoes are escaping and running around the warehouse as the
cops are trying to catch them, as Marvin drops his hand buzzer, when Eddie reaches the hand buzzer, Judge Doom used his stick to make buzz Eddie,
while Judge Doom was chatting with Eddie Valiant and Lt. Santino, I was walking to the door where John talks to Ernie Kenson, we met him ago in couple months,
he was cop too, he was used to shoot crimes in the alley or the harbor, I said "Ernie, I've seen you for while, how's your mission?"
Ernie said "Nah. I got shot from the mobster named Pasaman, he was most wanted for killing some people, he's from Italy,
don't talk to him, we arrested that guy in couple weeks ago." John said "Guess what, mister, there was toon killed Marvin Acme last night named Roger Rabbit,
do you know about him?" Ernie said "Offcourse, he was a star of Maroon Cartoons, I know about him, he was very being as wacky Toon who smashing the sets
during the filming, but Baby Herman was so smart than that rabbit. My pals watched Baby Herman cartoons alot in the movie theatre, then suddley Donald Duck
came by and he told us he was going to be star in new Walt Disney movie called Melody Time. But Daffy Duck shows up and he wanted to show Donald
his latest short from 1940s, "Daffy Duck's Hollywood", then the ducks are battling each other with their axes and TNTs."
John said "Donald's kicking Daffy's ? What a joke! You should see this big comedy battle, Rick." I said "I will pass the question, John,
Ernie, now is that Roger Rabbit is gonna use the--" Suddley, the Toon Control Truck was crashing into the door, and crashing into Acme gag products,
I said "I see, the weasels are driving to crashing the boxes like idiots, don't the Toons can't do nothing trying to kill the cops?" Ernie said "Only in the cartoons..."
As the weasels came out of the truck as the Toon Patrol, their name was Smart , Stupid, Greasy, Psycho and Wheezy.
Smart said "All right, you punks. Roll out." They opened the door and there was a dip can behind it, Judge Doom said "Do you find the rabbit?"
Smart said "Don't worry, Judge. We got the plenty places all over the city, we will find him." As Judge Doom asked Eddie Valiant the questions,
I was watching the weasels preparing for their testing to dip Toons and I said "So that's why Judge Doom was a judge of Toontown after he got
election years ago." John said "If you were as I, I can't accept it, this is the important for him to teach Toons for lesson." Ernie said "Beats me,
except the toon shoe was towarding to that guy." I said "Because you are black afterall." Ernie said "Don't talk to me like that, pal.
If you did, I will kick your butt." As Judge Doom picked the toon shoe and carry the shoe to the dip can as the weasels carry with it.
John said "Looks like it's a court for that toony shoe, too bad for that guy." I said "Peh. It's only a toon, who cares I want to see who was that can."
Ernie said "Remember there was way to kill a Toon, Judge Doom found it away, there was going to be messy. It's called the DIP."
As Judge Doom holds a toon shoe and he said "I'll catch the rabbit, Mr. Valiant, I'll try him, dip him and disvole him."
As the toon shoe melts away like a ice cream, I'm watching but too frighting to be watch as the toon shoe got melt away in the dip can
and I said " me...." John said "Did the toon shoe got melted away, I've ever seen the Wizard of OZ for while,
like the Wicked Witch of the West got melted same as a toon shoe too." I said "As you are following yellow brick road if you got wrong way to
Emerald City, you will fall down into the endless canyon." John said "As Dorthery said "There's no place like home.", get it?"
Commissioner said "Boys, you can go home now, I have to talk with Judge Doom all about the problems okay?"
I said "Thank god, come on, guys, let's get outta of this damn place." Ernie said "Well, I'm aheading to Terminal Bar & Grill,
I hear there was going to have sexy girls appear in the bar." John said "Because you are black man who dress as black gorilla?"
Ernie slapped John's belly and he said "Shut the hell up, sir. You owe me a money." As we are aheading into the Sunset Blvd,
Commissioner was chatting with Judge Doom and the Toon Patrol, as the LAPD was chatting with Jessica Rabbit,
Eddie Valiant leaves the warehouse and riding the trolley back to the office. I said "You guys can go, I have to deal with Jessica Rabbit myself."
John said "Good luck, Rick.", Ernie and John went to the bar, I was walking to see Jessica and I said "I'm sad about Marvin Acme is dead,
don't you believe Roger Rabbit will find it out, lady?" Jessica said "(crying) I know. He was very good with Toons, he also owns
Acme Warehouse and Toontown since the 1930s, too bad my husband might be murder who killed our beloved master.
Can't you see, I'm too sad to not happy anymore, Mr. Flint."
I said "As the man who wants to squeeze your , don't talk to John, he will do that. Marvin is very nice man, but very stupid man who wants
to have sex with you. Even he hired Koko the Clown to singing a clowny tunes like "Romantic Toony", I hate that guy."
I said "Y'all, each times that guy wants to have sex with ya, each the night can that Marvin Acme is very nice guy
who owns Toontown, if your friend, Betty Boop knows about him, tell her it's only a secret for your husband's jealous."
Jessica said "Roger's always doing his wacky things about him, last time we're married at the ballroom with Toons and people are cheering for us
back in couple years ago, he was almost better than Goofy." The taxi cab arrived and she said "Here's my ride. Catch it later, darling,
and don't let Roger behind about this." She riding into the taxi cab, and drives back to her home, I walked into the LAPD police car
and drove all over the Hollywood Blvd, the stars of the ground are sparkle with the lights like Judy Garland, Walt Disney, Jack Warner,
etc.., as I still driving my car all over the streets to controling the streets looking for criminals, suddley the two men was holding their guns
at the homeless man, I've parked the car and running into the alley and I said "LAPD, sir, you are under arrest, please put the damn gun right about NOW!"
The two men are believe to be two toon cats and he said "You got to be kidding me, Mr. Officer. We are just want that money from this
poor homeless man." Another toon cat said "Geez, being as toon criminals are so wrong...Isn't it?" I said "You're got to be ing kidding me,
now get your toon into the police car, NOW!" He said "Alright, geez, stupid officers, being as criminals are getting us harder."
Another toon cat said "Look at the cat chasing after the mouse, Timmy." Timmy said "Oh, shut up, and get the car already!
Even the Los Angeles handle the pest control." I said "Yeah, yeah, whatever, get on already okay?" As the two toon cats enter the cop car,
Tom & Jerry are fighting each other in the alley, each the time they are enemies all the time, while homeless toons are like Wacky the Rat (the supposed
to be star of Maroon Cartoons), and Bosko (the former of Warner Brothers cartoons). I'll drove them into the LAPD, the cops are calling the Toontown Police
to pick up the toons, the Commissioner said "Yes, Chief Pete, yes, they are been arrested, yes, thanks, bye.
Well, the Toontown Police will be arrived to check on these toon creeps, doesn't it, you toon bastards?" Timmy said "Look, chief, we're being
as stupid toons, who cares going to the jail again?" Rock said "Geez, what could we do wrong?" I said "Listen, pal, I don't want to expect
the questions, the toon cops are on the way now. You not going to escape it." Timmy said "Ah, nuts.",
the toon police car cames, Screwy Squirrel and Porky Pig being as toon cops and arrested Timmy Cat & Rock Cat and Porky said "Y-Y-Y-You going to
j-j-j-jail in the whole time f-f-f-forever." Timmy said "I'll remember that." Rock said "You won't see us for while!" Screwy uses a giant hammer
and smash two cats, and he said "AH, SHUT UP!", the toon cops leaving the LAPD, and drive straight to downtown Toontown,
as the toon cop using the zipper under the unknown building to Toontown, and unzip it. Commissioner said "Comedy is a funny, Rick,
now you want to go on the case about the murder of Marvin Acme, and we will send the cops will looking for a toon killer named Roger Rabbit."
I said "I'm on my way, sir. Each the info goes, I'll call RK Maroon when I get back in my office."
Commissioner said "And also, call John and Ernie to get there on tomorrow, we are preparing for the furanel of Marvin Acme.
Be in there square." I said "Okay." I was walking to my car and drive to Eddie's office to check on him in Sunset Blvd, I walked up to the stairs,
and I saw Baby Herman is crying after his cigars fell down thanks to Eddie Valiant knocks his cigars down, the lady looks worried,
and I said "What's wrong, Mr. Herman, there's something wrong with you?" Baby Herman said "That toon-hater man make my smokey
fell down, Eddie's so dick-head." I picked up the cigar and bring it back to him and I said "There you go, sir. Are you happy, little boy?"
Baby Herman said "Thanks, you're my best pal, even you are the police decteieve to help the people and Toons,
anyways (smokes his cigars) we got alot of problems, pal, Toontown is very trouble, but believe or not, Marvin Acme
has his last will so he uses somebody owns Toontown after he got killed, don't ya think Eddie Valiant has his chances to buy Toontown?"
I said "Probably. He still hates Toons. Also, he might can not buy the town, each the plans goes, he doesn't like Toons.
And what about Roger Rabbit, he killed Marvin Acme, we are looking for the toon rabbit all over the Los Angeles area."
Baby Herman said "Look, Flint, Roger's not a killer, he is my friend of mine, he walks to laugh at people all over Hollywoodland,
don't ya tell me, there's too many yesterday's dirty diapers, even the toon nurses like Clarabelle Cow didn't not,
look at this. (shows the newspaper shows Marvin was pattycake with Jessica) This pinhead, Marvin Acme has his will
inside his pocket, so he will have something to save our Toons. Not even this is going to be screwed up." I said "Thanks, now you excuse me,
I'll have to go now." The lady said "Thanks for saving his life, Mr. Officer, that man was so mean to him." I said "You're welcome, lady.
You will have a good day." The lady carries Baby Herman in his carriage and walks back to the Sunset Blvd, I was looking at Eddie Valiant's door,
and the little note said "I'M BUSYING, GO AWAY!" I said "God, Eddie was so rude to everyone because he is not working for Toons anymore."
I was walking down into the stairs, and heard something from Eddie's Office which Roger Rabbit was doing crazy with Eddie Valiant
because he has to hide from LAPD, and I said "I've couldn't sorn that noise is coming from the office, that voice was Roger Rabbit?
Nah." Suddley, the Toon Patrol truck crashing into the streets and parked next to the Terminal Bar & Grill, the weasels jumped out of the truck,
and begins to run pass by the people and me, and Smart said "Alright, let move it move it move it!" I said "Say the weasels, what are you going?""
Greasy said "We are going to arrest the suspect named Roger Rabbit, say are you Rick Flint? The decviete of LAPD?
Man, you are so good to capture the criminals, can I get your autograph?" I said "No thanks."
Stupid said "Ah, shucks. I thought he can have a toon so we can dip the toon." Psycho uses a giant hammer and smash Stupid and he said "SHUT UP!"
Stupid's little birdies flying around him and he said "Ah, look at the little birdies." Smart said "Get moving, boys! The rabbit dinner is waiting."
The weasels running into the office of Eddie Valiant, I thought Roger Rabbit is inside Eddie's office, he does, I don't why, maybe I can explain it
to Toons of Toontown later.

Act 04: The Case of Roger Rabbit
Back in my office, Hollywood Blvd, I was checking on the Hollywood Tattler newspaper and it shows Marvin Acme was
pattycake with Jessica, and it says "MARVIN ACME PATTYCAKING WITH CO-STAR OF MAROON CARTOONS, JESSICA RABBIT",
I was using the search and checks on Marvin's pocket, it's his last will and I was right, Baby Herman was genius
that's why that always being as spoiled rotten to uses his last will to Toons of Toontown, I rushed and call Roxanne about it
and Roxanne said "Hello?" I said "Roxanne, I don't think Roger Rabbit isn't killed Marvin Acme yet, but there was the way
Eddie Valiant can save the day." Roxanne said "Why not? Roger was killer who killed Marvin, don't ya think this is impossible?"
I said "Meet me at the Downtown Toontown, we can explain to Toons all about it later on tonight.
I'll call John and Ernie to bring them to the downtown." Roxanne said "Okay, I'll meet you there in Toontown."
I was walking into the streets, and drive my LAPD car to the Toontown Tunnel which is in the Gaffai Park which way
to see the Hollywoodland sign, I drive into the road, and enter the tunnel, there was a red curtain, I was finding the radio station
and the radio annoucer said "... From the tippy tip top of Toontown's Tip Top Club, this is Mellow Melody Matinee.
Here's our favorite cricket, Jimmy, with 'Give A Little Whistle'." The song begins and Jimmy said " 'When you get in trouble, and you don't
know right from wrong...' (continuing)'... Give a little whistle
Give a little whistle...' I said "I love Toontown..." The red curtain opened up and the Toons singing "Smile Darn Ya Smile",
a classic song from Warner Brothers short in 1930s, Through the windshield we see we have arrived in Toontown,
where it's a beautiful sunny day, I'll driving down a phantasmagorical boulevard in a completely animated world.
It's a Max Fleischer version of a city neighborhood. The trees and buildings are swaying in time with the MUSIC.
The toon birds saying hi to me but too late I was crashing into the streets with the safer came down into the LAPD car
and I've run away before the safer lands on me, and I said "Son of a ...damn Toons." There was Goofy was jumping on his jumpstick,
the Seven Dwarfs came out of the subway, Speedy Gonzales zooming to chasing by Sylvester, Minnie was picking the flowers for her garden,
Little Lulu skipping around the corner of streets, Big Bad Wolf holding his TNT to blow the Three Little Pigs' homes,
and gosh, Toontown is very busy town I ever went, I was shouting at him "QUIIEEEETTTT!!" The Toons are stopping doing the act, and sees
me, Goofy said "Gawsh, whatcha are you doing, pal? Crashing into the streets?" Sylvester said "Yeah, it's only we can do laughing each other,
throwing TNTs at them." Big Bad Wolf said "(gets blow up) Geez, who this guy needs to help us?" I said "Guys, It's me Rick Flint, the decetieve of LAPD,
say we have to talk about Marvin Acme. He's killed by a toon named Roger Rabbit." The Toons was shocked and begins to cry all to flooding
all over Toontown, and I said "CALM DOWN OKAY?! There is a hope for it." Mickey said "What we can hope all about it? Marvin is dead.
He owns us." Bugs said "(eating his carrots) Eh, too bad he's gone to the heavens, we hear the news in the WACKY Radio Toontown."
Popeye said "Gosh, who's gonna help us now? Without Marvin Acme, I can't do sprinch anymore." Popeye is slobbing with Bluto,
Casper said "I'm so scared, I don't want to be friends anymore." The Toons are running away and holds a sign and said "GOIN' FOR
FLORIDA." I said "What are you going you freaks, GET BACK HERE NOW!" I using ACME Magnet and carries all Toons,
Grumpy said "Hey, what are you doing?! Let us go now!" I said "Stop whining and running away like cowaldy lion. We got a work to do."
Tweety said "What about the Toon Patrol? They would know all about Marvin Acme." I said "Shush about those weasels,
meet me at the Toontown Courthouse, my friends, John, Roxanne and Ernie will help you guys." Toons said "Okay!"
In the night, Toontown Courthouse, the Toons are setting down into their seats,
I began to talk all about the murder of Marvin Acme, I said "Listen up, Toons of Toontown, tomorrow is Marvin Acme's Funeral, the LAPD will
be here make sure there's no happening to be accident on tomorrow." Roxanne said "The commissioner told us that murder, Roger Rabbit
is still unknown who killed him or not, we can expect as him to be at Los Angeles Courthouse by couple days sooner." John said "Any questions?"
Felix said "What can we do now? Toontown is on the sale, the company might gonna replace us?" I said "There's rumors Cloverleaf
might gonna demolished Toontown into a freeway just like they are gonna do same with the Red Line Trolleys. So don't panic..."
The Toons are panic and goes crazy about Cloverleaf, Ernie uses his toon gun and shots up in the air and he said "Knock it off you bastards!
It's not end of the world, you guys, maybe Eddie Valiant will save the day in no time, he used to like Toons, until a few years later
after his brother, Teddy was killed by a toon, he dislikes Toons anymore, but there's no time Marvin Acme is our hearts since he was
owning Toontown during many years ago since 1930s. I want you guys will be still as normal, there is no worry about it right now.
I don't think Cloverleaf isn't gonna do demolished Toontown or not, just be normal now, no worries."
The Toons are so happy, and they are dashing into the streets and doing act like crazy. Roxanne said "Looks like they are didn't know what's
going on here right about now. They are idiots." I said "Guys, we don't have time yet, I have go back to office.
I will have on case on Roger Rabbit." John said "Okay, see ya tomorrow." I walked into the LAPD car and drove back to
Hollywood Blvd, while I was going back to my office, I seen the Toons are being as stupid, like Daffy Duck being blowed up
by Donald Duck, Popeye fighting Bluto in the harbor, Woody Woodpecker riding the toon cabs to drive very faster
to crashing into the streets, and Bugs Bunny pulls TNT on Mickey Mouse, don't I can learn each cartoon characters are
still as comedy than others? Who cares about the crap, back to my office on Hollywood Blvd, I learning the newspaper
and it shows Marvin Acme being killed by a safer, and it says "THE CO-STAR OF MAROON CARTOONS, ROGER RABBIT
KILLED MARVIN ACME?", I was reading the newspaper, and there is only can the rabbit snapped Marvin's balls
if I can swear I smell the hint, the hare might be toony, but don't think there was a chance he is might be not killer or yet,
suddley the phone rings, and picks up and I said "What?", it was RK Maroon who was calling me and he said "Rick Flint,
why you come to Maroon Cartoon Studios now, we have a long talk about Roger Rabbit." I said "I'll be right there, Mr. Maroon."
While I was going to my car and drive through Sunset Blvd, I saw Eddie Valiant walks to the Terminal Bar & Grill and
Roger is inside his jacket, don't notice I saw him inside it, Hmmm....
At Maroon Cartoon Studios, I was walking into RK Maroon's office, and he was ed off because
Roger's being as stupid to killed Marvin Acme, while Baby Herman was seat next to him while Jessica was too.
RK Maroon said "Ah, Rick Flint, you're early, how about we can sat down and talk about Roger Rabbit."
I said "So what's wrong with him?" RK Maroon said "You see, Mr. Flint, when we are prepare to next cartoon short
to be filmed called "The Party Pooper", Roger Rabbit supposed to be here, but he was missing due to the murder of Marvin Acme,
we are still not finding him, we are so worried about him. Why we can do something with you and LAPD to look for that rabbit."
I said "Okay, enough of that, what is point about Roger's being as stupid, if the filming is in delay because the Toon runs away
in the Los Angeles area, don't worry LAPD is still finding the toon rabbit." Baby Herman smokes his cigars and he said "Tsk tsk.
No one wants Roger Rabbit anymore, he is a looney tune head, besides I'm just as a baby. Maybe I can take a dump in
my diaper if I want to. (farts)" Jessica spanks his butt, and she said "You're such as disgusting baby, sorry for inturpping, Mr. Flint,
my husband isn't a killer, he just as cute bunny I ever met, we are ever speaking each other in years, but I was working
at the Ink and Paint Club." I said "Good. But I like you are spanking Baby Herman's butt, that is too damn funny." Baby Herman said "WHY YOU?
I WILL KILL YOU!" RK Maroon pulls Baby Herman's diaper, and he said "Hold your diapers, Mr. Herman, he wants to talk easy to us,
anyways, since Roger Rabbit is a nothing but stupid. Why you call LAPD about the problems, they will notice Roger Rabbit's spotlight."
I said "Spotlights are not going to be hard, but there is the way we will way to arrest him, anyways I have to call John to
come with me to Marvin Acme's Funeral tomorrow." RK Maroon said "Okay, I'll see you in tomorrow for the funeral."
Jessica said "Mr. Maroon, tomorrow in the funeral, we will say prayers for Marvin Acme?" Baby Herman said "Beats me. My butt still hurts."
RK Maroon said "We will say prayers for our friend, fellas. Roger Rabbit is not coming to the funeral."

 

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Act 05: Marvin Acme's Funeral
In the next day, I was setting around in my office at LAPD station in Los Angeles,
my partner friend, John cames to me and he said "Hey, Rick, the commissioner told us we are going to the funeral of Marvin Acme today,
so you have to get ready soon." I said "I'm so jealous, why Roger Rabbit killed this -head, don't ya think he is a imposter?"
John said "Nah, he is a toon killer, who knows it's going to be happening to him. Toons always doing their crazy act like us."
The radio said "Other news, Roger Rabbit is off on the loose anywhere in the Los Angeles area, the LAPD is still looking for the toon rabbit for murdering Marvin Acme,
the funeral is on the today as at 10'o clock. Stay tuned for more news." John said "Come on, Rick, don't listen to that crap, let's go to the funeral and think about today."
I walked into the wall and it shows what the murder can be? Roger Rabbit or Judge Doom. The pictures barley shows the toon rabbit is a toon killer who used to killed Eddie's brother,
Teddy, and I said "I have a idea, who was killer is, if it's between Roger Rabbit or Judge Doom are killers, the highly are Roger Rabbit is a killer, and if it's on the case,
the commissioner will know about him." John kicks the can, and he said "I don't care about the cases, Ricky, we have go to the funeral right now." I said "Okay."
We went to the police car and drove to Marvin Acme's funeral, at the cemtary,
there was a line of black limos are parked in the lane. Nearby, Marvin Acme's funeral is in progress.
We saw the Toons crying for him like Mickey comforting Minnie, Tom and Jerry, Heckle and Jeckle,
Chip N' Dale are sad because Marvin Acme's death. John said "All Toons of Toontown are upset about him,
who knows who was the murder is..." I said "Even Jessica Rabbit, and RK Maroon will be too even Eddie Valiant
too. We are sit down into the seats next to Commissioner and his LAPD team plus Ernie too.
Foghorn Leghorn was about to be speech and he said "Today we commit the body of brother
Acme to the cold, I say cold, cold ground. We shed no tears for we know
that Marvin is going to a better place. That high, high, I say that high-larious place up in the sky."
Toons said "A-men!", while we walked into the grave, Foghorn nods to the funeral director, a pasty-faced human
in a black mourning coat. The director starts to turn the crank lowering the coffin into the grave,
and Foghorn said "Give us a sign, brother Herman, that you've arrived..." As the Toons will start to sing
and pick up on it and join in and they sing "Round and round the mullberry bush, The
monkey chased the weasle..." As the song goes faster and faster and still singing "The monkey raid it all was in fun.
POP! Goes the weasle." Suddenly half of the lid to Acme's coffin flies open and a
harlequin CLOWN BOI-YOI-YOINGS out. The funeral Director
faints dead away as the Toon SOBS turn to LAUGHTER. The
Toons turn and head away from the grave comforted by a
funeral befitting a gag king. They climb into their cars and
SCREECH off like the start of the Indy 500. One mourner is
left at the gravesite. John said "Jesus mothering crisit, they are stupid? Isn't it?"
I said "Don't get start it, John, I'm still mad at you while you are drunking with the gals in the bar last night."
John said "That funeral was been very short run, well, back to work, see ya real soon, pal.", he walks to see
to the Commissioner and Ernie. I was spotting how Jessica Rabbit was very sad about Marvin Acme,
RK Maroon cames to her and he said "So... trying to pull a fast one on me,
huh?" Jessica turns, startled. She stands and faces Maroon, she said "Y'all, I will miss that wacky
guy, even my husband will be so proud because that maniac guy." I walked to her and I said "
Your husband might be not be like to be crazy about Marvin Acme, but he always doing as crazy if we can."
RK Maroon said "Ah, Mr. Flint, nice to see you again, about the funeral, I'm so sorry for him,
he's a very good guy, who knows where his will is, don't ya think Eddie Valiant has it?" I said "
Who knows? He might be. I think knows that Roger has his will I guess." RK Maroon said "I guess
Eddie grabs the last will from the toon rabbit? I will figure it out in couple days." Jessica said "(sobs)
Who knows who's got the will, you got to be something, Mr. Maroon?" RK Maroon said "Don't worry, Jessie.
I got my control about now, Mr. Flint, why you go to visit my studio later today so we can have talk about
Marvin's will okay?" I said "I will. Thanks for information, Mr. Maroon. And don't worry,
we will catch that rabbit in no time." RK Maroon said "Okay, no problem."
I walked to Jessica and hugging her, and I said "Miss Jessica, don't be sad, it's not your fault,
even your husband might killed him, you are going to be fine right about now, we will catch the rabbit."
Jessica said "It doesn't matter, Mr. Flint, (sobs) Roger Rabbit always being as my husband since the 1940s.
We are married in the ballroom in the Hollywoodland. He even thought he saw his mother believes she is
Bugs Bunny as himself in Hollywood Blvd in 1942. Trust me, I met Marvin Acme in 1944, when he
was walking down into the streets of Toontown. He wants to touch my boobies, but my god,
it's horrible, no any men will touch me, I'll freaking kill them, not even the Three Stooges does."
I said "Listen, Miss Jessica, we are going to catch the rabbit, if you are have any ideas
what men will touch your boobies, we will arrest those bastards. We are LAPD,
we are going to protect you." Jessica said "Thanks, Mr. Flint. See you at Maroon Studios later."
I said "Alright, take care yourself." I walked to the Commissioner , Ernie and John,
and Roxanne too, the Commissioner said "Any clues about the murder of Marvin Acme,
Rick Flint?" I said "I just hear the rumors from Jessica Rabbit, the wife of Roger Rabbit,
she told me Roger might be hiding anywhere in the Los Angeles, but he is off loose still,
don't why this is getting us a off." the Commissioner said "Son of a ,
we will send alot of LAPD team to search any where in the city incuding the alleys, the sewings,
the harbor and everywhere, the toon rabbit is got no where to run but always running away from us."
John said "Looks like it's Dick Tracy all over again. I hear he's getting too good at his city, Chicago, IL."
I looked Eddie Valiant talks to the lawer man, and I said "Yeah, even Dick Tracy is having his having jerking off
over the strip girls big butts and boobies." John said "That's so damn funny." Ernie said "Commissioner,
even if we can finally catch the rabbit, we will better tell Judge Doom all about it, as the weasels too."
the Commissioner said "Only you will find it out, boys." I walked to Roxanne and I said "Hey, Roxanne,
so glad you come to the funeral, babe. How's your day?" Roxanne said "Bad day I have, my boss
said he's going to call the cops to search the toon rabbit all day, but he says there's nothing inside the resturant,
but I just called from the Commissioner and he says he wants me come to see you at the funeral."
I said "Darling, please, if your boss was very upset, if Roger Rabbit is inside the resturant, he isn't in there,
he always hiding in Eddie Valiant's office I just a got information from Dolores last night." Roxanne said
"My god, don't let LAPD know about it, be a secret okay? Even the commissioner would say that word so
he can arrest Eddie and Roger too." I said "Don't worry, honey. It's only a secret okay, You're my wife okay?
If we can pull this up in the very last try, even my partners, John and Ernie can handle this. Eddie Valiant
will do something with the toon rabbit." Roxanne said "Okay. Wanna go out on a date with me at the Ink and Paint Club tonight?"
I said "That would be fun. So okay, it's a date. But I have go back to my office right about now,
I have go meeting with RK Maroon later." Roxanne said "Bye. I love you, Rick." I said "I love you too, Roxanne."
I walked to John and Ernie, Ernie said "So, how's your romantic chatting with your wife, Roxanne?" I said "
Me and my wife are going out on a date tonight, but I told her I have keep a secret
about Roger's hiding. I don't think he was hiding in everywhere in the city, not even Eddie Valiant will find it out."
John said "The commissioner asked Eddie and he told him to keep eye on Roger Rabbit later, so don't except any ideas who was
a killer." I said "Listen up, guys, if we can pulled this up, we will going to arrest Roger Rabbit as we can pull this out."
Ernie said "Good. I'm out. I'm aheading for arresting more crimes, so later." John said "I guess we can pull this out as well,
gonna team up with Ernie to shoot some bad guys." I said "Later." John and Ernie get on the police cars,
and drove to shoot some bad guys. I saw RK Maroon was cheering on Jessica Rabbit, as Baby Herman reading the newspaper,
and smoking his cigars.

Act 06: Chatting at Maroon Studios
In the Ink and Paint Club, me and Roxanne are having a romantic date in the resturant club,
the penguin waiters giving us a food and wines, I said "Y'all know, darling, this penguin waiters are getting me ed off,
they always giving me a rock in a beer. Toons." Roxanne said "You're just like your friend, Eddie Valiant, he doesn't like Toons
since he lost his brother in Toontown after he got killed by a toon." I said "I heard Eddie's got Roger Rabbit on his back,
don't think the rabbit is hiding in his office all the time? Don't ya think the LAPD will find it out?" Roxanne said "Nah.
They are your pals, they will know you are not a deal with Eddie Valiant. Besides I love you always you can be like about
this our romantic date, enjoy our date, Ricky." I said "Thanks, babe." I drink my beer, and sees Droopy Dog was appearing on the stage and he said "
Hello, everybody. I hope you're all having as much fun as I am. I have a small announcement to make. Jessica
Rabbit will not be able to sing tonight." I saw the men are throwing the beers and knifes at him, and he said "I was merely jesting. Without further
ado... here's woman times two, Toontown's own chanteuse par excellance... Jessica Rabbit!" I said ". The dog's got the point.
He's so lazy and stupid as Dopey does. Even the Seven Dwarfs can hold Droopy and throw him out of the alley." Roxanne said "Holy .
Droopy is a jerk. But he is a very good Toon." The men are so happy and sees
Jessica Rabbit dancing into the stage and she sings "Hollywood Is A Love", Roxanne said "She is so nice, her husband is still jealous about
Marvin Acme, don't ya think Jessica still misses him?" I said "Who cares about Marvin Acme? He's dead. He's history." Betty cames to them
and she said "Lazy and as like to us as like him, Mr. Flint? I see you are dating Roxanne, my friend of mine since 1938." Roxanne said
"Thanks, Betty. You're still got it? Right?" Betty said "Yup. Boop-de-boop. Boop!" I said "Ugh. Roxy, this isn't a fair,
you always being friends with her, why you go shopping with her in Hollywood Blvd? Remember, I was used to friends with Richie and Wendy,
they are as couple since 1941? Roger Rabbit used to friends with Richie too when they are going to Hollywood before he mets Jessica Rabbit as his future wife during
World War II era." Betty said "I'll gonna get goin', see ya later." Roxanne said "Yeah? You are needing to be nice about everything?
Maybe Wendy can handle on this job, she wants to get a job at the Ink and Paint Club in 1942 but the manager won't let her.
Instead she got a job at the train station as a waiter." I said "Nothing to beat that, she does if Jessica needs to be helping her so
she will get a job back at the club?" Roxanne said "You don't believe me, didn't you? You and your buddy, John?
He's so drunk, he can have my boobies if he wants to." I said "Why you just leave me alone okay? He doesn't wants your ."
Roxanne smashes the beer at me, and leaves the club and she said "You what, pig-head loser? YOU!"
She walks away from me, and I said "Honey, wait!" I dashing into the doorway as Bongo opens up and he said "Have a nice evening, lady,
tell your friend say hi to me." Roxanne said "Hmph." Bongo said "Jesus, what a rude to nice to me." I running into the door to chase after her,
Bongo said "Rick, whatcha doin' pal? Nevermind. He's so faster than that speedy mexican mouse who wants to steal a cheese from the guests."
Speedy Gonzales speeds and haves a big cheese and dashing into the hole and he said "Too late!", Bongo said "Son of a ..."
I walked to her at the street before she walks into a bus and he said "Roxanne, wait up, I want to say about you..." Roxanne said "I don't want to
talk about you anymore, you are stupid husband I ever heard, each plans you are dealing with going to arrest those crimes,
and not have a time to go out on our dates many times. You are really a stupid cop." I said "Roxy, this is 1947, the Golden Age of Films, our life
isn't going away anytime soon, if you always being nice to me all the time, because I'm so sorry about your friends with Wendy and Jessica,
they are so nice to us but they are being as to us, but you always being my wife since I met you at the diner,
and...I...I love you, don't leave to me anymore, you're scared me, it's like Dopey's broken heart because Lena Hyena leaves him alone,
but she returns for him after he gaves her feelings about the love. Please don't leave me okay?" Roxanne cames to me and we are kissing each other,
the people in the bus are watching them, and Roxanne said "I love you too, babe. I'm so sorry for yelling at ya anymore,
trust me, I won't apart from you ever again." I said "Oh, Roxy, thank you...Shall we go home now?" Roxanne said "Okay."
Before we are waiting for our Red Car Line trolley, I saw Eddie Valiant sneaking into Jessica's window near by the club,
I just notice I saw Judge Doom's car with the Toon Patrol truck parked next to the club, as the weasels and Judge Doom walks into the door,
I said "Holy , did the weasels break in? And Judge Doom too? This is getting too crazy for this tonight? Maybe they are going to the club
or kidnapping somebody prehaps Jessica or what? Ugh. Nevermind, let's go, babe, who cares about the mystery."
Roxanne said "All right, crap, there was Judge Doom is doing right now? I don't think he wants to something about the murder."
I said "I don't know...." In the next day, at Maroon Studios, John, Ernie and I are talking with RK Maroon and Baby Herman,
Baby Herman said "...I saying Roger's doing like he's taking the dump over the fat lady's mouth, (laughs) What a .
The baby needs his diaper who was ting in the pants." John said "Oh, man, you are so funny during the cartoons."
I said "Hey, Roger Rabbit is not that stupid, boys, he is a very good Toon. And he doesn't say very bad words, like Mickey Mouse says
there is no bad things to Toons during the making of the animation." John said "..." Ernie said "John, please stop like get it?
We are LAPD, we supposed to take care the people from the crimes and arresting the criminals of LA." RK Maroon said "Enough of that,
let's get starting, yesterday, Eddie breaks in Jessica's office, and Judge Doom calls us and he went to Toontown with the weasels
and he is a pig-head man, get it? A PIG-HEAD MAN! What a freaking joke! Don't worry, Judge Doom and the Toon Patrol
will visit today at the studio backlot." I said "All right, Mr. Maroon. We are will dealing with those guys." Ernie said "Does Judge Doom
knows about the last night, Mr. Maroon?" RK Maroon said "You betcha your he does, he just call from the weasels
and they told him Eddie Valiant went to the club to looking for Jessica's stuff. (sees Woody Woodpecker messing with Dumbo) YOU DUMB
TOONS! GET BACK TO WORK! (backs to them) Stupid Toons...Sorry for that, cops, Dumbo's got slipped by Woody Woodpecker again."
John said "Dumbo's slipping by a woodpecker? (laughs)" I slapped to John and I said "Shut up, we got a work to do,
sorry for that, John's getting as stupid who loves to beating some Toons." RK Maroon said "As he does everything,
if he does to take a crap on the elephant's trunks." Francine said "Mr. Maroon, Judge Doom and the Toon Patrol are here to see you."
RK Maroon said "Okay, Francine. You can drink your coffee, and let them in, also, let Pepe LePew in for his script for the next Maroon Cartoon short
as the french skrunk?" Francine said "I'll send him later. I think he got a back from Paris while chasing after cats was paint like female skunks."
RK Maroon said "I thought so." Judge Doom and the Toon Patrol cames to visit RK Maroon's office, as Stupid and Wheezy are watching the Toons
are working with the live actors in the backlot in the windows, Judge Doom said "Nice to knowing at you, Mr. Maroon, I see you
still not found the rabbit yet. I'm so disspointed about you." RK Maroon said "Y'all, Roger Rabbit supposed to be here at work at
Maroon Cartoon Studios yet, but he might be sick some days ago. We supposed to shoot the film to refilming a cartoon called "Somethin' Cookin'"."
Baby Herman said "You and your dumbass weasels will still finding that rabbit, or I'll throwing my diapers at you."
The Toon Patrol was holding their guns at Baby Herman, and Baby Herman said "Oh, crap, son of a toon balls, sorry for mistaking, guys,
please don't kill me. I'm too young to die! I'll gave up my cigars! Please don't kill me!" Smart said "You've should not mistaking us,
Mr. Herman, you are star of Maroon Cartoons, we are the Toon Patrol, if you were trying to stop us, we are going throw you in the dip, understand?"
Baby Herman said "Y-Yes, sir!" RK Maroon said "Guys, put your guns away, we are at Maroon Studios, and we have LAPD guys over there,
please try like a gentlemen please?" Greasy said "Ah, man, I was going to cut Baby Herman's legs off." Wheezy said "Beats me."
Stupid said "Aww, I want to see Dumbo got messed up by Willie the Giant." Smart pulls a toon hammer and smash him,
and his birdies flying around him, John said "Jesus, that was ing funny, even that stupid weasel can't learn from the high schools and college I mean
Toontown College Of Comedy, does the weasels are laughing while the Toons does funny things as the people too?" Judge Doom said "Hell no,
I'll smack them into their balls, as the Toons will get dipped, as my plan goes, if the will don't appear in this tonight, Toontown would be mine."
I was shocked, Judge Doom wants to build his freeway over Toontown, and that's why Eddie Valiant met this guy at Acme Warehouse,
and I said "Excuse me, Mr. Doom, why you can explain why you want Toontown all the time?" Judge Doom said "If anyone has a will inside their pockets,
that would be Eddie Valiant, I know what's he's going to hide his will, and he might have Roger Rabbit with him as well, weasels, search the whole area
of Los Angeles, I want that rabbit!" Psycho said "Got it, boss! (laughs)" The Toon Patrol speeds up to searching Roger Rabbit all over the city,
I was continuing to chatting with Judge Doom and RK Maroon, and I said "Don't worry, Mr. Doom, we are still finding the rabbit all over the city,
the LAPD will keep going progress, as the Toon Patrol will find him." John said "And as the plan goes, your plan wants to keep Toontown out of the control,
why Cloverleaf signs all over the city?" Judge Doom said "If the will was not here on midnight, Toontown will be demolished and transformed into a new freeway
from Pasrada to Los Angeles to San Diego, soon you'll be alot of billboards, gas stations, hotels, resturants, and more." RK Maroon said "Demolish Toontown?
And transform into a freeway? I don't believe it. Mr. Doom, the Toons would be sick if Toontown is gone forever. Why you can take a break and
think about tomorrow." Baby Herman said "No way, sir, as me, I want to spear the girls in Toon Strip Club if Clarabelle Cow won't take me there,
smoking alot my cigars in Toon Alley to stuck with some toon rats. Even the rabbit's taking his money to his hotel near by Joe's Diner." Judge Doom said
"If I was you, I'll aheading to Mexico, and share some foods to mexicans, you little baby-head." Baby Herman said "Even you can talk to Speedy Gonzales,
I'm outta here. Peace!" Baby Herman rushed to the room, and exit the building with his bag saying "OFF TO NEW YORK CITY!" and dashing to leaving
the Hollywoodland area. John said "Oh, . Looks like it's early time for mexicans to leave this place." I said "Me too,
even Hollywood needs more actors to live for. Mr. Doom, I'm so sorry for happening, as the Toons know about your plans, we want to say..."
The Toon Patrol cames back quickly and talks to us, and Wheezy said "Boss, the rabbit is inside the Terminal Bar & Grill!" Smart said "He sings
some Looney Tune song during the act in the bar." Judge Doom said "What are you waiting for you slugs, let's get the rabbit!
(talks to RK Maroon) Sorry for mistaking, Mr. Maroon, we are leaving right now, we found the rabbit in Terminal Bar & Grill on Sunset Blvd,
we will going now, ta-ta now." Judge Doom and the weasels left the building, as John, RK Maroon and I speeding to the window, as Judge Doom droves his car
to the Terminal Bar and Grill as the Toon Patrol truck drove faster. I said "Damn, he's gone so fast, looks like we are going back to work, Mr. Maroon,
sorry for short talk thanks to Judge Doom." RK Maroon said "It's okay, that would be trick, I'll call you later on tonight and I might see you tomorrow for
the happening at Maroon Studios." John and I walked into the LAPD car and drove into the streets, John said "Ricky, I don't think Judge Doom
will gets hands on Eddie's will. Does Eddie has Roger Rabbit too?" I said "Probably. We will find it out in our office at LAPD later."
We drove to the LAPD station, as the red car line trolley pass by.

 

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Act 07: Chasing After The Rabbit
Back in LAPD, we just called from Commissioner and he said "The rabbit escapes from Judge Doom, Eddie Valiant and him are riding a toon taxi cab,
I want you to arrest the rabbit. Don't tell our former cop, Eddie Valiant, he would be screwed up." I said "Got it, chief. Roger's got no where to run but be arrested all costs,
John and I can take care this toon rabbit." Commissioner said "Good luck, boys, and good luck for your mission." We rushed into the LAPD police car
and drove dashing to chasing after Roger Rabbit, when we hear our radio annoucer and he said "We got runaway toon taxi cab chasing by a Toon Control truck with the weasels,
the cops are way right now. The rabbit must be inside the cab." John said "Let's go!" We dashing into the streets of Los Angeles, we saw the cops riding their bikes
to chasing after Benny the Cab, we are passing by the alley where the cops are chasing after Roger and Eddie, John said "Did the rabbit got away into the alley?"
I said "I don't think so. Roger's got no where to run but don't get loose from the cops." The radio annoucer "Two cops are down, incuding the Toon Control truck,
report to the bridge to block the way for a toon rabbit." I said "Roger that. We are on our way." John said "Heh. You said "Roger" that. You could say "Roger Rabbit."
Get it?" I said "Shut up. Your joke are getting too old since month ago." We are aheading to the bridge which Walt Disney Studios near by, we are blocking the end of the bridge
before Benny gets to the movie theater, I said "Alright, gentlemen, before the toon taxi cab gets into the end of the bridge, I want you to shoot the rabbit,
and don't shoot Eddie Valiant. Just a toon rabbit, all right." Soon enough, Benny the Cab is coming right our way, we about to shoot Roger Rabbit,
John said "Get ready, boys. This could be very messy shooting. This is LAPD, stop the car or we will shoot you!" Benny said "Holy smokes, there's too many cops are blocking our way!"
Roger said "We can't through them, we're done. Toons are so painful than my laughter skills." Eddie said "Roger, you dumb, we can through those damn cops.
Benny, I think you can do that again." Benny said "Hold on!" Benny's extranding wheels running down and dashing to pass the cops,
I said "Ready....Arm and...Huh?!" Benny escapes from the cops and makes funny sounds, and dashing away to the movie theater,
Benny said "Heheheheheh! Suckers!" Roger said "You can't catch me, losers!" I said "(angry) Damn it, damn it, damn it! We are so freaking close,
how the hell the rabbit escaping from us again? We supposed to arrest Roger Rabbit, the toon who killed Marvin Acme. Cops,
we are going to arrest the rabbit, and this is the last thing I do." John said "Calm down, Rick, we will going to arrest that .
Come on we will drink at the bar to cheer ya up. The cowboys can't cry after they are lost by the bandits." I said "No thanks, John,
I'll have to take a walk over the Hollywood Blvd to cheer up, you and guys can leave right about now, I think Eddie would bring Roger
to the jail right about maybe tomorrow." John said "Okay then, catch with ya later." Later in the night, I was walking
down into the streets passing by the Chinese Theater and the ad says "COMING SOON: Walt Disney Presents Fun and Fancy Free Starring Jimeny Cricket",
there was couple kids are getting Mickey Mouse, Donald Duck and Goofy for their autographs for their upcoming movie,
I said "Wow, those kids loves ya guys, don't ya?" Goofy said "Ywuck. Yup, we're going to be superstars of Walt Disney's next movie.
Gosh, what's wrong with ya?" I said "Roger Rabbit is got away again." Mickey said "Roger's escaping? Gosh, um,
no worries as the Los Angeles Police Department says, they will catch the hare. I hear the Commissioner told ya it's horrible
Roger's escaping with our former friend Eddie Valiant, who helps us in Toontown." I said "I know, Mick. Goofy's so busying
to cleaning his stuff at the bar near by Macy's, but he got screwed by he got a TNT from some dumb mice who can't do about the comedy."
Mickey said "You mean one of Jerry's friends, Marty and Ricky? Yeah, they are screwing up Sylvester's too when saving Tweety's life
plus Tom too. They are living in the alley in Toontown." I said "(laughs) Me too. (looks at Donald, his tail got burned up) Donald Duck,
I see you got a tail burned. What's wrong, pal?" Donald said "That stupid-fool duck, Daffy Duck tricked me at the Ink and Paint Club last night,
he burned me with a birthday candle on the stake, I'll kill him if this is last thing I do!" Daffy sneaks into Donald's back and sticks TNT into his fur,
and he got blow up, Daffy goes crazy and my god, he is a crazy dumb toon duck who Warner Brothers don't about him,
Donald's got ed off and starts to chasing after him, and he said "Come back here you idiot! I'll kill you!" Daffy said "You're gotta catch me, first! Yahoo!"
Mickey said "Poor Donald..." Goofy said "Gawsh..." I said "Well, I will keep going, I have to have a drink with Roxanne tonight."
Goofy said "Okay, see ya tomorrow." Mickey said "Bye. See you real soon." I was walking into a coffee shop called The Coffee Shop,
and I meeting with my wife, Roxanne for our date tonight, we are drinking our coffee together, Roxanne said "Honey, what's wrong?"
I said "Bull." Roxanne said "What is all about bull?" I said "We supposed to catch the cartoon rabbit, but he's escaping with Eddie Valiant,
Roger's so stupid, we can't just catch that damn rabbit. Nothing believe that Eddie knows what's he's doing with Roger Rabbit."
Roxanne said "Valiant's got the will, hon. He's got the will. I called me last night because he has Marvin Acme's last will after he dies."
I was been shocked, Eddie Valiant's got Marvin's last will, this is biggest twist I ever hear, Valiant's so lucky to have it,
that's why Judge Doom or RK Maroon won't find out, or will they? I said "My god, this is impossible, Roxanne,
why you tell this to me all the time?" Roxanne said "Rick, honey, I'm sorry, I'm too hold for this, I want to ask you
a secret about Marvin Acme's will, remember we are married at Hawaii before stupid Japanese people bombed the Pearl Harbor
in WW2 in 1942? The world's too crazy as we will going to...I love you because you are my husband to be greatest cop in Los Angeles ever,
Eddie Valiant is your friend of the past, his brother got killed by a toon. Do you hear me? I love you." I said "Honey, me too,
I have to sneak close into Maroon Cartoon Studios tonight to check on RK Maroon to gaves hands on Marvin's will, I think
he might be worked with Judge Doom to help him to build a freeway to demolish Toontown if the will don't get there on midnight." The manager walks to me and he said "Mr. Flint, sir,
Mr. Maroon just called you, Eddie Valiant is aheading to Maroon Studios for Marvin's will on tonight. Are you going to see RK Maroon?"
I said "Offcourse, I'll on my way. Roxanne, sorry for a little date, I got a job to do for a clue."
I kissed her and dashing into the door, and hopped my car to drove faster to Maroon Studios, Roxanne said "Goodbye, Rick Flint."

Act 08: The Memories of Teddy Valiant
At Maroon Studios, Eddie and Roger went to the studio backlot, Roger said "It's nobody's in there, can we go home now?"
Eddie said "As you care, and you were scared?" Roger said "P-P-P-P-Please, don't get be digusise. (makes teeth sounds) If he finds us,
he would be very mad, he might try to kill ya." Eddie said "You dumb Hollywood-dream puff, don't get any steps on make funny noises around here,
and don't get back. If there's somebody's coming, beat the horn twice..." Roger walks to check around the studio backlot while Eddie walks upstairs to RK Maroon's office.
Roger said "Yeah, beat the horn twice, that would make a spirit, eyes to ear, ear to the ground, boy, no one will mess Roger Rabbit out here."
Suddley, a toon pan smashed Roger's head and he fells down into the ground, it was revealed to be Jessica Rabbit, the wife of Roger Rabbit, she
wants him for safe from Judge Doom and the weasels. In the front of Maroon Studios gate, I was hiddening into the window under the cigar store with John.
John said "Dang, I hear the noises coming from the studio lot, why we gonna stay to hear chatting about Marvin Acme's will?" I said "Eddie just inside the office of RK Maroon,
I don't think there would be tricked if the will was a joke?" John said "Nah, it's going to real, it's going to be." I was watching the windows,
Eddie walks into RK Maroon and talks to him, Eddie said "What's up, doc?" RK Maroon said "Eddie, you're getting me a heart attack!" Eddie said "You need a heart,
before it will have attack." RK Maroon said "You got a will?" Eddie said "Sure." I was contiuning hearing the chatting,
I see Eddie will do something to RK Maroon, I said "Hmmm....." Back to Eddie and RK Maroon, RK Maroon said "Let's see that will." Eddie said "Told ya, I don't got it."
RK Maroon said "I wanna see it now!" RK Maroon grabs Eddie's pocket and grabs a will, he begins to read and said "Why ya love me, let me count the ways...
is this supposed to be a joke?!" Eddie said "No, this is..." Eddie sprays a water to RK Maroon's face, and punch his face, I said "Holy !" John said "That was going to be a mark."
Eddie said "Get up." RK Maroon said "What are you going to me?" Eddie said "I'll spare tell the details of sore the mystery, one of sex and a murder,
as I was you, you are going to down." RK Maroon said "No... I'm not. I'm a cartoon maker, not a murder."
Eddie said "Who's going to have a hobby." Eddie grabs RK Maroon's neck to the film maker, and crushing him,
and RK Maroon said "Stop it, stop it, stop it, The true is I just wanted to sell my studio. But they wouldn't buy my property
unless Acme would sell his. And he wouldn't. So I was gonna blackmail Acme with pictures of him and the rabbit's wife.
Blackmail is solved, but then it all went to hell. I been around Toons all my life. I can't sit around and see them all destroyed."
Eddie said "Toons to be destroyed. Why?" when I saw the mystery man carry a gun to shoot RK Maroon it was Judge Doom,
and ready to arm, John said "Rick, look! It's Judge Doom! He's got a gun." I said "I'm might be damned..." RK Maroon was about to be crushed
and he said "If the will won't show up on midnight tonight, Toontown's gonna to be fr..." RK Maroon was been killed by Judge Doom, and Judge Doom
almost shooting Eddie Valiant too, but he missed him, I was been shocked, RK Maroon was dead, first is Marvin Acme, and RK Maroon,
this is ing nightmare. John said "You can be hearing all this mess, I think I saw Jessica's car droving to into the streets."
I was get up, and sees Eddie was chasing after Jessica for kidnapping Roger Rabbit, and I said "Quick to the car!"
We are dashing into the car and dashing to following Eddie's car, and we went to the park, and sees Eddie Valiant holding his gun at Toontown tunnel,
we hiding in the bushes, John said "What the hell is going on here? Is he's taking a dump?" I said "No. I think he wants to
chase Jessica to Toontown. I think he hates Toontown." Suddley, Eddie got a toon gun from Yosemite Sam, and there was talking
toon bullets talk to him, and he was ready to shoot Jessica, he was firing at the achol can and destroyed it, John said "Nice shooting."
Then Eddie drives into the Toontown tunnel to chase after Jessica. When I was checking on Toontown tunnel with two faces of Felix the Cat.
Remember that Toontown was made by Marvin Acme during back in 1920s. I remember we are walking with Eddie and Teddy
over the streets of Toontown way back in 1942. On Toontown, Summer 1942, the sunny always be sunny,
the Toons are go crazy with TNTs and fireworks, and this is getting too damn hot for us, Eddie, Teddy, John and I went to Toontown Theater
to see Mickey's Musical Review, we are laughing at Donald's getting blow up by his nephews during his act, Dumbo makes water effects on us,
Also, Walt Disney was here to watch the show, next, Goofy was dancing with Clarabelle Cow while the Three Little Pigs makes a musical piano,
but Big Bad Wolf cames to ruin the act, and blows the whole act where Goofy and Clarabelle Cow flying over us, and crashing into the sets,
Teddy said "(laughing) That Goofy was a skydiving, wasn't it?" Eddie said "That's my brother." I was laughing at him too. Last,
Mickey and Minnie are dancing together with Bambi and Thumper making a flower garden for them, one of Mickey's nephews messing the
lights, and fall down into Bambi, as the penguin helpers to carry Bambi and uses ACME Rehealing Progress to heal Bambi,
suddley, Peg Leg Pete captures Minnie, and dashing away in his old car to crashing the wall, and Mickey said "Minnie! (laughs) Sorry, folks, the
show got messed up, so see you real soon! (laughs)" Mickey dashing with his toon plane to chase after Peg Leg Pete, the Toons are cheering for him,
John said "I'm expecting the finale would be surprising, Peg Leg Pete was a best part of the act." I said "Yeah. Believe or not." Teddy said "
Guys, why we go fishing at Toontown Harbor to cheer up." Eddie said "Sure, Teddy. The Toons sures to love fishing escaully Goofy."
We went to the Toontown Harbor where the Steamboat Willie and Donald's boat are parked also Popeye's ship is docked too,
we are fishing as best friends, I was saw Popeye was fighting Bluto into the docks while Olive Oyl was tied up in the pole while a toon sharks to eat her.
Eddie said "Boy, this is fishing as getting me a dreams, my girlfriend, Dolores is being as great during her work at Terminal Bar and Grill,
she told me the Red Car Line is doing their best work for during the '40s. Also, there was rumor World War II will have a Toon Platoon
for the Toons to battle the Nazis." Teddy said "I hear Roger Rabbit already went a war with his friend, Richie to save Jessica and Wendy
from a bad guy named Otto." I said ", guys, you can do anything we are working in LAPD forever? Not working with WWII." Toon Fish said
"Hey, guys, let me go please? My wife is calling me!" John said "Not today, you fish bone!" He throws a toon fish into the net with other toon fishes.
Teddy said "Nice throwing, John." John said "Thanks, Ted." Popeye cames to see us and he said "Argh, Bluto's got me again,
I need a sprinch to blast him out of the skies." Eddie throws a sprinch to Popeye and he said "There you go, Popeye."
Popeye ates his sprinch and his wists are using a atom bomb goes off, and dashing to beating Bluto up.
I said "And now that was a big fight of a pirate's wists." Next, we went to the streets of Toontown, Teddy reading the Toontown Tattler,
and it said "THE TOON PLATOON NEEDS A VICTORY, JOIN US NOW!" Teddy said "Wow, the Toons are ready to aheading for Europe,
after the war is over, we can cheer for them.", Eddie, Teddy, John and I were looked up the list of the Toon Platoon army:
-Mickey Mouse -Grumpy
-Goofy -Horace Horsecollar
-Donald Duck -Daffy Duck
-Pluto -Yosemite Sam
-Sneezy -Droopy Dog
-Chip N' Dale -Bullwinkle Moose
-Dumbo -Tazmain Devil
-Dopey -Huckleberry Hound
-Sleepy -Woody Woodpecker
-Doc -Heckle & Jeckle
-Happy -Popeye the Sailor Man
-Bluto -Tom & Jerry
-Roger Rabbit -Porky Pig
-Road Runner -Wile E. Coyote
-Bugs Bunny -Old Man of the Mountain
-Blackie Cat -Swifty Turtle
-Elmer Fudd -Felix the Cat
-Mighty Mouse - Superman
-Baby Huey - The Wolf
-Casper the Friendly Ghost - George & Junior

Teddy said "Nice. They going to add Roger Rabbit team up with Blackie Cat, Swifty Turtle and Richie.
Eddie, are you gonna say about them?" Eddie looked at the poster and it shows Tweety Bird dress as Uncle Sam,
and he said "That rabbit's got no point, RK Maroon told us he's out of the production for WWII, Baby Herman was surprise
his co-star joining the Navy army, don't worry, he would be back for a few years, Walt Disney making cartoons to beat
Warner Brothers, Paramount and MGM for this." I said "(laughs) That would be never happening, besides the Toons can't be smarter than
as stupid ones." Woody Woodpecker zooms with his Toon taxi cab with a bag saying "GOING TO GERMANY" and zooms around Eddie, John,
Teddy and I. Eddie said "...Toons...." John said "Ah, come on, Eddie, you like Toons, they are so freaking funny, like Oswald pulling dyamite under
Mickey's ?" Teddy said "A dyamite under Mickey's pants? What a joke. I thought Oswald wasn't a Disney character anymore. He is
a Universal character now." Oswald the Lucky Rabbit looking at them and he saying "What are you callin' me? Listen, pal.
Walt Disney used to create me back in '20s. I was popular character and everyone love me but no Walt Disney
created a stupid mouse named Mickey Mouse in 1928, so they kicked me out of the picture. No one needs me anymore."
John said "Wow? Way to go, loser?" I said "Look, listen, Oswald, Eddie told me, you are now as a toon actor on Toontown Theater
in the musical show called the Dumber Expecting Comedy." Eddie said "..and this the way you can do anything with Mickey Mouse,
in the many years later, you might be picked up by Disney again in the future." Oswald said "Thanks guys. I better go,
I have to cheer for the Toon Platoon, see ya later!" we are walking down into the Toontown First National Bank where Mayor Mouse
to opening the bank, there was too many Toons line up for the first bank, Mayor Mouse was walked into the opening cermony as Clarabelle Cow
to speak and she said "...and now here is the mayor of Toontown, Mr. Mayor Mouse!" Mayor Mouse to begin to speech, as
the Toons goes wild, and he said "(coughs) QUIET!!! As I know, some idiots can laugh their heads off! (coughs)
the cizitiens of Toontown, I, Mayor Mouse, to annouce to opening the Toontown First National Bank, the sponser by ACME Warehouse..."
Wile E. Coyote looks up the sky and sees a giant safer from Donald's nephews and Road Runner, Teddy laughs alot
and Eddie and I was laughing too, John said "What a maroon." Mayor Mouse said "(cough) speaking of wacky,
we are going to have a lot of fun since this is going to great day to opening of the Toontown First National Bank..."
Teddy said "Excuse me, fellas, I have go to check everything's fine in Toontown. Eddie, my brother, why you keep watching the
grand opening of the Toontown First National Bank for me?"
Eddie said "Sure, Ted. Good luck." As we are still watching the grand opening of the bank as Mayor Mouse was still in speech cermenoy,
Teddy was walking around into the streets of Toontown, a mystery toon was Judge Doom known as Baron Von Rotten was planning to
steal alots of money from the bank, and he dashing into the Toontown First National Bank's back side, and knocking some toon securitys,
Teddy was notice he saw Baron Von Rotten is aheading to steal a money from the bank, he dashing into Eddie, John and I,
and he said "Eddie, there was a robber is aheading straight to the bank, we got to stop him!" Eddie said "You're right, let's go,
John and Rick, you guys can stay here and watch for the thief. We can take care that ." I said "Got it!"
Eddie and Teddy are running to behind the doors, and they are sneaking into the doors, as they are reaching the Toon vault,
as Baron Von Rotten collected all money from the vault, and they are holding their guns at him, and Eddie said "Hold it right there,
you thief Toon!" Baron turns around and sees them, he carrying his Toon gun and he said "Well, well, it was a two idiots
came back from a grandma's house again, you won't stop me now, I have alots of money so the Toons won't get any more money left,
excuse me, I have to escape from you, ta-ta!" He was shooting at Eddie and Teddy, as they are trying to shoot the criminal,
Teddy said "Eddie, you have to call for John and Rick to arrest that Toon! I have to chasing after the thief myself!"
Teddy was running after Baron, as Eddie said "Teddy, don't, this Toon might gonna kill you...nevermind him,
he's got the gun!" Eddie dashing to get John and I, as Baron Von Rotten was running away from Eddie and Teddy,
Mayor Mouse was almost opened the bank, Mayor Mouse said "...and now let the bank to be opening..."
Baron Von Rotten uses his guns while grabbing the money bag and shoot the lamp, and dashed like Speedy Gonzales, and laughs alot,
the Toons was looking worried, Mayor Mouse said "Eddie, Teddy, the thief got all of our money, go after him!"
Teddy was dashing to chasing after Baron Von Rotten, as Eddie was dashing to find John and I, as Eddie said "Teddy's gonna get that ,
if the villian gets near by the streets between ACME Warehouse and Toontown First National Bank, we will catch him."
I said "...right, if we catched him, the Toon cops can handle this crap." John said "Let's move!" Eddie, John and I are running to chase after Baron.
At the main street of Toontown, the Toon cops; Porky Pig, Screwy Squirrel, Peg Leg Pete and Horace Horsecollar are chasing after Baron Von Rotten,
He was throwing his TNTs at them, and they got blow up, and he's got away, Porky Pig said "W-W-W-What a maroon." Peg Leg Pete said "
I'll get that thief. Call more cops to arrest this guy now!" As Teddy was running into the streets, he didn't see Baron Von Rotten anywhere,
but up top of the toon building, Baron carrying a giant piano from ACME, and he said "He he he he! This might be squash a bug a little easier than
I expecting. (laughs)" Teddy said "Where are you, you little freak? I'm gonna shoot you!", he saw a giant piano came very quickly,
and squash him with alot of blood came to here, and Teddy was been killed by a toon named Baron Von Rotten,
as Eddie, John and I dashing to came to see him, and Eddie said "TEDDY! NOOOOO!!!" He cries alot, and Baron Von Rotten looks down to Eddie
was crying over Teddy, and he said "Looks like I win, today! (laughs)" as the Toons cames to see them as Mayor Mouse too,
John and I was holding our hats for praying for Teddy Valiant's death. Eddie looked at Baron Von Rotten on top of the building,
with his burning eyes, and high speakly voice, and he suddley dissappeared from Toontown. Eddie said "One day, you creep toon ,
I'll find you someday, you'll pay for this for killing my brother, I'll kill you!" Eddie sadly walks way from Toontown,
and John and I too, as the Toons look worried for him, they are planning for the funeral for his brother, Teddy.
As a few weeks later, Eddie looks at Teddy's graveyard, and said "RIP- Teddy Valiant 1904-1942 The Greatest Circus Performance
and Toon Dectieve Man - Rest in Peace" at the graveyard in Los Angeles area, as Dolores, Lt. Santino, John and I was starring at him,
as the Toons appear too. Back in present time, I was still upset how the villian looked like, he used to be Baron Von Rotten who killed
Teddy Valiant, the brother of Eddie Valiant, now he was Judge Doom, and now he wants to gets hands on Toontown,
now I must have do now, John said "What now, Rick?" I said "John, start our car, we have to warn the Toons of Toontown right now."
We dashed into our car and drove into Toontown tunnel. As the Toon Control truck dashing to capture Eddie and Jessica in Toontown.

 

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Act 09: Sending The Information About Demolishing Toontown
In Toontown, every Toons are happy and wacky to beating up each other, like
Donald Duck lines up with other Toons for Clara Cluck's Singing School for the musical review, Goofy
bouncing his jumpstick around the main street, Betty Boop dancing around the streets but trips
over Old Man of the Mountain's feets, then Mr. Toad chasing by the toon cops to the highway,
the giant piano falls down into Daffy Duck, it's one of Donald's nephews,
as we are aheading to Mayor Mouse's mansion near by Gingerbeard Lane street, crashing into the Toontown Cab Company,
I said "John, watcha ya goin', pal, you crashed into a cab company, are you a drunk man?" John said "Well, I got a drink
from Budweizer." I said "Worse than Mr. Toad...", one of the toon cabs, Lenny the Cab, the cousin of Benny the Cab,
and he said "Hey, watcha going pal, you've damaged our cab company, you have to pay some bills to deal with us, punk!"
I said "Sorry, John's dumbass sometimes, say did Foghorn Leghorn told ya to come here to pick him up to the Toontown Fair?"
Lenny said "...Oops..." Foghorn Leghorn, dress as the farmer, and he said "Excuse me, Mr. Lenny, I say, excuse me, you supposed to pick me up
I say to Toontown Fair? Are you a stupid?" Lenny said "Um, no. Hop on, and we can zoom up like a hurricane." Foghorn hops on the cab
and zooms over the streets, and crashing into the Toontown Hotel, as Droopy Dog, dress as a bellhelper, seen in the elvatlor,
Droopy said "Looks like there was a traffic late today, isn't it?" Foghorn said "I say, watcha going, pal, you are crashing into the some unpaid hotels,
now I have to I say call some a tower truck will pick you up. Great, now I'm late for the fair today. Geez!" The toon tower truck picks
Lenny up and carry him to the Toontown Fix N' Up, Lenny said "Stupid big chicken-head." John said "Now that was a comedy, Ricky."
I said "Come on, we have to warn Mayor Mouse!" John and I ran into the toon mansion, and climbing up stairs to
see Mayor Mouse in his office, we knock the door, and Mayor Mouse said "Who is it?" I said "It's me, Rick Flint, and my partner,
John Hanson, we have to talk about it." Mayor Mouse said "Ah, Rick and John, the police of Los Angeles, come in please..."
We walked into his office, and I've surprised there was a picture shows Mayor Mouse is helping Eddie and Teddy
from opening of Toontown Orphange with Mickey's nephews, and Mayor Mouse was with Eddie and Teddy
for a Toontown parade with the toon drums and musical notes, I said "I say I like your pictures with you and the Valiant brothers
at Toontown for years ago." Mayor Mouse said "(laughs) Ol' good old brothers of Valiants, they are helping us from keep out of the control
here at Toontown, but they are used to help us from the villians like Bluto using Acme Big Boom Bomb, but back in summer 1942,
when I was going to opening the Toontown First National Bank, there was a mystery toon named Baron Von Rotten,
he used to help the various studios like Walt Disney Studios and Flesicher Studios to be a main villian all the times
since the 1920s and 1930s, but in 1940s, when the cartoons will turn into a full colorful animation like
Walt Disney created the first color Mickey Mouse cartoon, "Mickey's Bandstand", but in just in time, when Eddie and Teddy
dashed to chase after Baron after he stoled alot of money from our bank, Teddy got killed by a piano dropped by Baron Von Rotten,
the toon cops are here, and he was no where to founded anymore, Baron Von Rotten was dissappeared, never see him again, ever..."
John said "So that's why the villian won the first round to killed Teddy Valiant, didn't ya Rick?"
I said "Hmmm...I remember we are going to stop that toon killer, but Eddie and Teddy can take care of this mess,
but it was too late, his brother was killed by a toon, that's why Baron might be Judge Doom, his style was so similar
in now, in the 1940s era, this can be damned..." Mayor Mouse said "I say, like Mickey Mouse says the same as him
to get captured by the Mad Doctor back in 1930s in the deep dark castle, like Pluto gets captured too but
there was a new saver was Oswald the Lucky Rabbit supposed to be star of the cartoon, "The Mad Doctor" where
he saved Mickey. But Disney can't do with him anymore." I was looked at the window, and see Eddie Valiant was falling down
after he falls from a high toon tower building "The Toon Hotel", as we can thought, Bugs Bunny and Mickey Mouse can be using
their partacing after Eddie falls down into the streets, as I saw the ugly toon woman I ever seen, Lena Hyena, she looks like a worst toon
woman of Jessica Rabbit, she catches him, and kissing him, as Eddie does crazy to stop her with pulling the lanes from the road,
she runs into a shaped like Wile E. Coyote, and Eddie said "Toons...gets any time..." I said "I'm curious..." I walked back to John and Mayor Mouse
and I said "(laughs) Sorry folks, I kinda saw Eddie getting kiss by ugly toon woman." Mayor Mouse said "...that's...um...
that is Lena Hyena, she's busying to trying get many mens as she could, Toontown's got problems about her.
Last time, she chases Big Bad Wolf after he was felt for a hot woman like Red Hot Hood, but instead it's Lena.
Yuck!" John said "Don't believe me? I saw her trying to some men at the bar last night too." Mayor Mouse said "Alot of Toons
can't say bad words, John, except Porky Pig during the Warner Brothers film bloopers in '30s, he said once. Please don't tell it."
I said "I wonder Donald could say that too." John said "Beats me. He say all the time." I said "(laughs) Anyways,
we got alot of problems, Toontown is big trouble." Mayor Mouse said "What's the big problem about Toontown?
Earthquake? Tornados?" John said "No. Worse. Judge Doom has his secret plans to demolish Toontown into
a freeway which the lanes goes between LA to Pasadena, Pasadena to Hollywood and Hollywood to Santa Monica."
Mayor Mouse said "Holy smokes, is that true, officers? I've must warn Toons of Toontown about the big news about Judge Doom
and the freeway!" Mayor Mouse rushes into the window as I grabbed his tail, and I said "Not so fast, Speedy Gonzales,
I don't think this is going to big mistake, Mr. Mayor, Toontown is probably to be fine, as Eddie Valiant says
he has a will for the Toons." Mayor Mouse said "H-He has a will?! That is impossible, how we have to wait about the news?"
John said "We have to contract LAPD about the desturction of Toontown, even if Eddie Valiant wants to save Toontown by himself,
who cares? ing waste of time! You stupid little Toons, as we can help ya, why Eddie has a will? It's like
Wile E. Coyote drops a giant rock on wrong men, it's Walt Disney, get it? It is a joke!" Mayor Mouse said
"Jokes isn't gonna help ya, fellas, Toontown needs Eddie Valiant, everyone misses that guy alot, since the five years ago.
Would you still help us?" I said "Sure. We always take care Toontown since we would figure how Judge Doom will destroy the town
into a freaking freeway." John said "...and if there's any problems if the weasels are going to dip every Toon in Toontown,
call us." Mayor Mouse said "Good luck, fellas, and that's all folks! and here take this." Mayor Mouse gave us a couple "ACME"
portable holes, and I said "Thanks." We dashed into our car, and drove back to LAPD station,
as we driving around the streets of Toontown, as Mayor Mouse watching us in his window, John said "
Y'all, pal, we got portable holes, maybe we can quickly get to Toontown quicker in our office at the police station."
I said "Yeah, that would...HOLY !" We are almost hitted by Benny the Cab because they are chasing by the Toon Patrol,
and Benny said "Road-hogs!", and John said "Stupid cabs..." then we are almost hitted by the Toon Control truck,
Smart said "Watch it, you stupid cops, watch the road!", Psycho said "We're chasing the freaks! (laughs)"
John said "Woah... those weasels are pain in my ." I said "Let's keep going then..."
We are droving over the nighttime of Toontown, as the toon moon was sleeping as a toon stars shining into our eyes,
Daisy Duck was relaxing while Donald Duck playing his banjo during their romantic date in the night as Mickey and Minnie too,
also Clarabelle Cow and Horace Horsecollar too. Minutes later, we out of the tunnel, and sees Benny the Cab crashed into a street lamp,
while some DIP on the road after Judge Doom split the can, and he said "Excuse me, officers, can you help me please?
Judge Doom captured Eddie Valiant and Jessica Rabbit, and he took them to Acme factory." I was expecting,
the toon cab was crashed into the lamp post, his tires are flatted, I said "We are keep on the control, sir.
So keep your tires on.", We zoom aheading back to LAPD station, and Benny said "WHAT?! What about me?! Come back here!
I hope my old pal, Roger would came to save me I hope..." John said "That talking toon taxi cab needs a control,
how Judge Doom captured Eddie and Jessica?" I said "This is coming from a hell. We have to talk with our commissioner about
this.", we are entering the road to Los Angeles.

Act 10: The Toontown Trial
At Los Angeles Police Deptmernt, we chatting with Commissioner and Ernie,
also Roxanne cames too, with Lt. Santino and Dolores, Commissioner said "What is the problem, Rick?"
I said "We have alot of information about Judge Doom, he has his plans to demolish Toontown into his freeway,
which is gonna have between Los Angeles and Santa Monica, or other cities in California for each lanes,
like it's gonna have alot of gas stations, diners, hotels, car sales, and even some new movie theaters and a new city,
then we are have more information about Baron Von Rotten, the toon villian used to work on the cartoons with Disney
and other studios, he killed Eddie's brother, Teddy while we are friends
in Toontown on five years ago, but John and I checking some files on Judge Doom's plans,
each Toons will be dipped too, since after Toontown is gone, the freeway is about to be began,
we will got to stop him, and save Toontown for Toons." Commissioner said "Yes, don't ya think
Judge Doom is gonna stopped? He's too powerful and he owns Cloverleaf, and Roger Rabbit is still
killer who killed Marvin Acme." John said "Not expecting, we saw a toon killer also killed RK Maroon
at Maroon Cartoon Studios hours ago." Dolores said "RK Maroon is dead?
Who was a toon killer has his gun? Don't ya think he might be Judge Doom?"
Lt. Santino said "Possible. It may be the case, Judge Doom is probably was one who wants
to kill a Toon with a DIP." I said "He was a who was hates Toons all time, just like Eddie Valiant."
Roxanne said "Oh, my god. Is that true, Rick? Judge Doom who owns Cloverleaf, and he wants to
build a freeway to demolish Toontown, and the Red Car Line Trolley was about to be retired?
The world is going to be crazy. Rick, explain to us, how he was impossible to be a traitor to make rude to Toons of Toontown."
Ernie said "Ah, that, this is the case, that's why he does everything, his weasels are being as stupid ones." Commissioner said "
The Toon Patrol is worst, the kidnapping, and the murdering, who cares about the crap, the weasels are supposed to be the police,
but they are criminals of Toontown." I said "I know there was going to stop Judge Doom from destroying Toontown,
Mayor Mouse told us that Eddie Valiant might have his will in no time." Lt. Santino said "Eddie has Marvin's will?
You're got to be kidding me?! I'm not wasting time what the bonehead, Eddie Valiant has the will for Toontown.
Information we can have, there's no way we can't save Toontown anytime now if the will don't show up on midnight,
Toontown would be destroyed by Judge Doom." John said "You're screwed up, Ricky..." I said "Shut up."
Ernie said "Commissioner, any questions?" Commissioner said "No clue. Toontown is colorful and wild
to the Toons, like Mayor Mouse says smile darn ya smile, that was a song slogan, the people loves Toontown too,
they are visiting every year, all the time, like Walt Disney found Mickey Mouse while riding the train in 1920s,
after Oswald the Lucky Rabbit used to be popular to us. Felix the Cat also in the 1920s, there was any questions
about saving Toontown...call me..." Commissioner about to open the door, Benny the Cab speeds through
the office, Commissioner said "UGH! Son of a !" Lt. Santino said "Damn Toon car!" Ernie said "
Looks like Roger's old friend came to see him." Benny said "Guys, guys, you gonna help me, Judge Doom
captured Eddie Valiant and Jessica Rabbit, and they are in Acme Factory, I hear Judge Doom
is planning to dip Toontown and transformed into a new freeway. Roger Rabbit is going to save the day!"
Commissioner said "Don't get any ideas, you stupid cab, Roger Rabbit is still as killer who killed Marvin Acme and..."
Benny grabs the Commissioner's shoulder and he said "SHUT UP! Roger isn't a imposter, I think
the other toon killer who killed Marvin Acme, not him. You're gonna believe me?!" Ernie said "The cab's got the point,
boss." Dolores said "Do you believe us, Benny? How Eddie and Jessica got captured?" Benny said "Judge Doom
throws his dip can to dip me, after we just got out of Toontown tunnel, and the weasels got them
and took them to Acme factory. Look!" Benny zooms and writes Judge Doom's plans,
and it shows Judge Doom and the Toon Patrol was laughing while watching the wrecking ball
destroying Toontown while the Toons get dipped in the big dip pool while Smart and Psycho pouring alot of dip,
and Eddie and Jessica will be killed, if Roger Rabbit gets captured, he was dipped. And the freeway was born,
Commissioner said "My...god...you're right, Benny, Come on, let's get that !"
John said "Finally, the big mission we can beat this black hat-Judge Doom into his balls!" Ernie said "I'll get my gun,
and I'll shoot his legs." I said "Then let's move!" John, Ernie, Commissioner , Roxanne, Lt. Santino
and Dolores dashes into the couple police cars and drove faster to ACME Warehouse, while
Benny slows down with his tires are too flatted to be faster to catch with them, and he said "
Wait for me, guys, I'm too slow for this....ugh...the hell with it, I'll using Acme New Tires Pill!"
He uses ACME New Tires Pill, and shallows it, and his tires was renewed, and he zooms over the streets
like Road Runner, and he said "Road Runner, eat your heart out! I'm back!" As we gets into Acme Warehouse,
and we zap into the doors, and sees the melting yellow with Judge Doom's a toon
looks like the battle was over, the Toon Patrol was dead because Eddie made them laugh to death, Judge Doom
is a toon same as he killed Eddie's brother, Teddy, and he is dead too, Roger and Jessica are saved, and Benny said "Sweet roasting of fire,
what the hell happening to be here?" as Eddie walks to see Lt. Santino and Dolores, as the Toons about to see them,
as Benny contiuing to said "I've been a cab for thirty-five years, and another this mess to mistake." Dolores said "What is this?
A rubber mask?" Eddie said "Yeah. This the same rope who dropped on Marvin Acme, the laughter will take this all."
Lt. Santino said "Judge Doom killed Marvin Acme..." Eddie said "RK Maroon too, and my brother...." I said "
I knew it, Judge Doom actually killed three men, first, Teddy Valiant, then, Marvin Acme and now, RK Maroon.
This is getting too crazy." John said "Holy ." Lt. Santino "That would his diguse as a Toon...",
as too many Toons cames to see the defeated of Judge Doom, Mickey said "Gosh, um, I wonder who is was. (laughs)"
Bugs said "There won't be, doc, he wouldn't a rabbit." Daffy said "Or a duck." Goofy said "Or a dog. (laughs)"
Pinocchio said "Or a wooden boy." Big Bad Wolf said "Or a sleep." Woody Woodpecker said "Or a woodpecker."
and Sylvester said "Or a pussy.", as Woody Woodpecker was laughing, as Commissioner said "Tell me, doc,
each the Toons are getting happy because Judge Doom is dead?" Ernie said "Commissioner, it's only a comedy,
got it? The Three Stooges beat the Toons." Commissioner said "Shut it..." Dolores shows Eddie's shirt,
Dolores said "Eddie, you're bleeding, we got get you to the hospital." Eddie said "Nope. It's only a ink,
that Marvin sqire on me last time, that old' Marvin Acme..." Roger picks up one of ACME products,
and he said "There ya go, Eddie, Acme Dissappearing And Reappearing Ink, boy old' Acme, what a genius."
Baby Herman walks to Roger, and he said "Applesauce! If the will doesn't show up, how the rabbit has a will
without we're getting hitting by a wrecking ball." Eddie said "Roger..." Roger said "Yeah?"
Eddie said "While you are writing a love paper, why you read to her right about now." Roger said "Sure, Eddie.
"Dear, Jessica, how I do love ya...I Marvin Acme, the sign of the property...." It's a will!
"If everyone was deal with the will, do property of Toontown, to lovely characters, the Toons!" Holy ,
how Roger got the will in the whole time, all Toons are so happy because Toontown was safe forever,
Roxanne hugged me and kissed me, as Jessica hugging Roger, Eddie and Dolores was about to kissed
and Dolores said "Do ya think Toontown will still be around for another forty years?" Eddie said "Yeah.
Toontown always being around, if you are looking for..." I said "Ah, true love..." Roxanne said "How romantic
they are, Ricky?" Roger cames to Eddie, and he said "Hey, Eddie, that was so funny dancing to those weasels,
can you do more act days now?" Eddie said "Sure I can do anytime now." Roger said "Yeah, um,
put in there, pal." Eddie shakes Roger's hand, and make buzzing his hands, and Eddie looks angry as Toons looks worried,
Roger gulps, I said "Here we go again...." John said "Oh, he's gonna kill that rabbit!" Roger said "Don't tell me
you lost your abilty already." Eddie grabs Roger's neck, and he said "Is this answer?" Eddie kisses Roger's face,
Roger said "Hey, Eddie, can I ask you a favor?" Eddie said "What is it, kid?" Roger said "Don't kiss me ever again! (laughs)"
The Toons are cheering for Eddie and Roger, as they began to sing "Smile Darn Ya Smile" that's first appearing
in Warner Brothers cartoon back in 1930s, and Jessica said "Come on, Roger, let's go home, I'll bake you a carrot cake."
Roger laughs, the Toons are singing "Smile Darn Ya Smile", as Roger and Jessica, and Eddie and Dolores walking together
to Toontown, as Porky Pig cames to see and he said "Okay, m-m-move along, it's nothing to see, that's all folks.
Hmm? I wanna say that, t-t-t-t-that's all folks! (laughs)" As the black screen cover us as Tinker Bell can and wrinks on Porky's face,
and "THAT'S ALL FOLKS!" logo appears front of us on the black wall, I said "Ugh...Toons..." John said "Now we can't see more Toons,
now we are do now?" I said "Come on, let's go." Lt. Santino said "I wonder the black wall will dissappear tomorrow when
Acme Warehouse will be reopening?" Commissioner said "They will rebuild some damage at the warehouse tomorrow.
But now, let's go home, we have enough for tonight." as the Commissioner picks his cigars, and smoke the cigars,
but there was one thing, this cigar called Acme Exploding Cigars, and Commissioner said "By the way, officers,
what Acme product did you get?" John said "Acme Jumping Beans, it makes me jumps so high over the buildings."
Ernie said "Acme Bear Trap, so I'll hunting some bears with this giant ing trap." I said "Acme TNTs, that would make mess for
this damn mice over the offices. What are you get, Commissioner?" Commissioner notice that
he got Acme Exploding Cigars, and it blows up his face, and we are laughing at him, and he said "You are been dispiecle!"
As we are driving back to the LAPD for very long sleep after we have a crazy mission, and we saved Toontown,
exctally, Eddie Valiant and Roger Rabbit saved Toontown, now everyone is safe once, Judge Doom is defeated and gone, and for all...and what about the funeral of RK Maroon?
That is the another story as tomorrow, as well, well, nighty-night for me, folks.

 

[DisneyFan32]

Act 11: The Funeral of RK Maroon
At the graveyard, Grapevine Hills,
Today is RK Maroon's funeral, All Toons and workers are here to see him,
Roger Rabbit, Baby Herman and Jessica Rabbit are standing by RK Maroon's coffin,
Foghorn Leghorn to be priest of the funeral, as Droopy and Dopey are helpers to cheer up.
Eddie, Dolores, John, Ernie, Commissioner , Lt. Santino, Roxanne and I are sat down to listen the funeral,
Foghorn said "Dear all of family, today, we are gather here for RK Maroon, the man
who owns the studio lot for the Toons and workers I say that studio needs more attention,
as we are saying farewell to the boss of Maroon Cartoons, RK Maroon, hopefully the studio was never be demolished or
another studio owns others I say another one. Toons of Toontown, People of Hollywood, let the man go up into the heavens
of the angels palace I say the palace, let's keep progress to our lost friend...." As we are walking to the graveyard, RK Maroon's grave
next to Marvin Acme's grave, I was worried about RK Maroon, we used to friends with him, to check some Toons, Roger Rabbit
was so crying like a flooding came to the people and Toons, John and Goofy are hugging each other, as Jessica Rabbit sniffles her nose,
as Foghorn said "Join with me, fellas, and give us a sign, brother Maroon, that you've arrived..." As Toons carrying RK Maroon's coffin,
and put gently into the graveyard, the Toons singing "Pop Goes The Weasle", as the coffin fells down into the ground,
John said "Poor RK Maroon, he was our very good man, very old man, he owns Maroon Studios since 1930s,
Blackie Cat and Swiftly Turtle are crying alot with Roger Rabbit, and Blackie said "I remember I was star of Maroon Cartoons before
I met Roger at World War II. But RK Maroon is my old pal of the past." Swiftly said "Um, me too." Bugs and Mickey hugging each other while
Minnie and Olive Oyl are hugging each other for sad of RK Maroon, as I was talking to Jessica and Eddie and I said
"Don't be upset, guys, he is in our hearts now, Jessica, that's the way your husband was friends with him since 1940s,
the cartoons of the golden age years." Jessica said "I hope so...(sniffles) The memories, I was a star of Maroon Cartoons, on first cartoon
called "The Hot Girl Hare" starring me, Roger Rabbit and Baby Herman." Baby Herman said "Tsk tsk. Who knows, maybe this is the case, babe,
if the babies can smoke their cigars, you've got on me, babe." Jessica said "Herman, we are in the funeral, we can do just fine
maybe we can pull this off we can care about our old boss." Baby Herman looks at RK Maroon's graveyard, and he said "Nah. He is indeed as good boss,
now excuse me, I'm off to Las Vegas to win some money!" Baby Herman speeds up his carriage to Las Vegas like Road Runner,
I said " me....Speedy Gonzales is better than Road Runner." Roxanne said "As we can know who's fastest toon on the planet."
The Toons are using the lights, like Donald was giving Daffy a gift, and it revealed as TNT, as Daffy said "Mother..."
It explodes on him, leaving behind Mickey and Minnie are holding their hands for RK Maroon, Blackie and Swifty are chatting with workers
to take care RK Maroon's money but Elmer Fudd hunting for rabbits and ducks. Little Lulu was kinda go out on a date with Casper,
but they are still as friends, I was talking to John and Commissioner about reopening Maroon Studios,
Commissioner said "So? Who's taking charge of Maroon Cartoon Studios after RK Maroon's death?"
John said "Hopefully the studio would be reopening in couple weeks or months, don't care about everything is reopening some crap things like
Felix the Cat is working harder to opening the whole studio like Walt Disney does build another studio in the future."
I said "But Felix the Cat is not a Disney character, almost, another toon cat was like him as Disney character in 1920s, this before
Oswald the Lucky Rabbit and Mickey Mouse are created. Besides, who knows Maroon Studios will be reopening in couple weeks,
who's charge to be boss of the studio lot? Roger Rabbit was upset who's gonna help other Toons?"
Commissioner said "Relax, fellas, don't expect later about now, think about today, boys,
looks like we are back in business to take care these bastards." Ernie said "I can take that I will.
I'm black." I said "You are black, Ernie. Now excuse me, commissioner, me, John and Ernie will
chase after the crime of Los Angeles, and prehaps Toontown." I dashed as John and Ernie hopped on LAPD police car
and drove to arrest the criminals of the streets, Roxanne walks to the commissioner and he said "Looks like my husband and his friends
are back to work, the crimes would be not so bad, isn't it?" Eddie Valiant walks with Lt. Santino and he said "Maybe I can go back to
LAPD and work with you again, commissioner. Me and Lt. Santino can take care these crimes of Los Angeles and Toontown."
Commissioner said "...and welcome back, Mr. Valiant, your work would be back on starting today." Eddie Valiant said "Thanks,
commissioner, we will doing our best to protect the people of California." Lt. Santino said "It's great to be back, Eddie,
your job would be renewed to help Toons of Toontown." Roger speeds up to Eddie and he said "Jeepers! You're
back! Soon, we will be so proud you're back to working with Los Angeles Police Deptarment!" As
Roger kissing Eddie's face and Eddie said "...Toons.." As Mickey and Bugs came along to see Eddie and Roger,
and Mickey said "Gosh, fellas, thanks for saving us from demolishing Toontown, Toontown is saved forever.
Thanks to you." Bugs eating his carrots and he said "Eh, say doc? What are you gonna do now, doc?
Catching some criminals? Beating them into the ground? Shooting some cans?" Eddie said "Right now,
Mayor Mouse wants me to catch some toon crimes who stealing a big diamond cheese from Rizzy Mousy's Jewely Shop,
Daisy Duck contracts me, I just called from Mayor Mouse, when this is going to be busy guys?"
Bugs said "No one is gonna believe you, doc, looks like my watch is late, I have get back to Warner Brothers studios
and finishing my act for the next cartoon. Later, doc." Bugs jumps into the ground, and drilling all way to Warner Bros. Studios,
Mickey said "What are you gonna do now, Eddie?" Eddie said "I got a finish to do in Toontown." Roger said "Can I come?"
Eddie said "No! I don't want you to get be squashed by pianos many times." Roger said "Oh, come on, Eddie Valiant,
we just defeated Judge Doom. I want to join with you! P-P-P-P-Please?" Eddie said "....Ugh....alright, just stay with me, okay?"
Roger jumps on Eddie's arms, and kissing him, and he said "Thank you, Eddie, we're going to be heroes of the world,
stopping the crimes, smash the cans, and save the world! Come on, let's go!" Roger hops on the car as Eddie too, and droves faster
to Toontown, Eddie said "You crazy Toon! SLOW DOWN! AHHHHHHHHH!!!!" As the car zooms over the streets, crashing into the trash cans,
crashing into the bakery shop." Lt. Santino and Commissioner was been worried about Roger Rabbit,
Lt. Santino said "I think we gonna need back up for the toon rabbit." Dolores said "Get the crap of that rabbit."

Act 12: The Hollywood Deal
One month later, Maroon Studios was still on the sale, Eddie was still in his office
and stills works for Toons, Roger and Jessica was in second honeymoon in Hawaii,
Dolores and Eddie are still together again, Lt. Santino was our new partner to fight some crime,
Ernie was still damn good to shooting some crimes, Commissioner annouced there would be no chance
to reopening Maroon Studios if the new boss would be needed, John was first movie actor to appear in Paramount movie,
and I'm still as police officer, and catch alot of criminals still. Still got it, guys!
, At Paramount Studios, I visited to see John playing as Jimmy Denson for the new Paramount film, "The President's Orders",
I watching his performacing in the finale scene where Jimmy shouting at his friend in the courthouse in Washington DC,
Same as my other old friend, Richie was a star at Paramount Studios, in 1941, there was a couple reels with cartoon reels like Popeye and Betty Boop
on the shelfs, as the finale ended with Jimmy kissing his girlfriend, Dixie as the crowd was cheering after Dodger was arrested,
the President shakes Jimmy's hand at the White House, the Director said "Cut! That was a wrap! Alright, ladies and gentlemen,
let's make the movie a superstar of Hollywood!" I walked to John and I said "Congrations, John, you're superstar,
I've expecting you're getting more moves on this action." John said "I can say, the movies always being as I can
do anything as the Director needs more action stars." Director said "Good work, Mr. Hanson, your actress was so amazing,
the people will love you, and make you a million of dollars, Paramount's doing as great now!" John said "Thanks. You
did too." As the director walks away, I said "Come on, John, let's get heck outta here, I don't wanna waste time on the studio lot.
Eddie Valiant needs us at the Terminal Bar & Grill to drink some juice." John said "I'll get a beer." We walked out of the studio lot,
we see some Toons are working at the studio such as Popeye and Betty Boop, we see Richie to show up to see us and he said
"Hey, John, Rick! I've seen you around since 1945, how's working with LAPD?" I said "Still great. Still catching some crimes.
I see you're still a movie actor since 1941, as we can know about Roger Rabbit saved the day last month."
Richie said "W-Wait, Roger saved the day? What is all going on here?" I said "Judge Doom is defeated. Roger nailed that guy,
Toontown was almost gonna be demolished by that freeway was planned. Also, the Red Car Line Trolley was supposed to be retired,
but it was failed because Cloverleaf is done." Richie said "That son of a . The rabbit was hero? I've remember he was a idiot
who ruined my part in the studio lot way back in seven years ago, the Toons always being as studio, right now,
Roger Rabbit saved Toontown? I don't think so." John said "Oh, come on, Richie Rich, you're better than that."
I said "Richie Rich? Serisouly? You've not knowing another a cartoon character. Think about something like Pinky panther or a speedy mouse."
John said "I thought you gonna say another Disney character named Oswald the Lucky Rabbit." Richie said "Anyways, I'm married to Wendy five years later,
and she was a movie star at MGM Studios and she was in many movies of the Hollywood's stars." John said "Wow, your wife was superstar still?
What a wonder sexy woman in my dreams." As Richie grabs a postcard from Roger Rabbit, and he gives to him, and he said "Like about that,
here is the postcard from Roger Rabbit and Jessica Rabbit. And enjoy!" I reading the postcard, and he sees the picture of
Roger pulling out his TNT out of his pocket to throw at the waiter, as Jessica dancing in the beach, and it says "Dear fellas,
I have a wonder time in my honeymoon with Jessica Rabbit, you're better to stay in Hawaii with us, because Donald got his musican friends, Jose and Pancito
to sing to us. Even Daisy Duck was jealous about Donald's fifting with other woman in the beach. Guess what, fellas? I used TNT to blow the waiter, because
he didn't have a carrot cake for us, so I blow him up. Ha ha ha, you can hear my voice coming from the act, I hope you guys are happy
to reading our postcard for our honeymoon. See you real soon! From Roger Rabbit and Jessica Rabbit, P.S: Tell Eddie Valiant,
he is a very good guy!" Roger comes out of the postcard, and give Richie a big toon kiss, and he said "Richie, my boy, I miss you,
later!" He zooms back to the postcard, and Richie said "Peh! Damn that rabbit. Messing me again,
Toons are stupid, doesn't it?" I said "Well, that was a pointless part. Come on, let's ditch this ." John said "Okay?"
I said "Sorry for mistaking, Richie, we got to go, we got a crime to arrested." Richie said "Okay, later!
And don't ever let Toons kissing my face EVER AGAIN!" We walked out of the studio lot, and hears there was shooting at the studio lot,
and the criminal runs with the reel, and we saw actress was been shot and I said "Holy !", many workers called the doctors to help him, John dashing to catch the criminal,
and he said "I'll get him, Rick, and you call Commissioner !", and I called the commissioner about the shooting at Paramount lot,
John dashing to chasing after the criminal with his reel in the alley, and he climbs into the building, and I said "So you're climbing up
the ladder? COME BACK HERE!" As the criminal shoots and miss at him, while John shoots at him, as the criminal reaches up the top of
the building, and John grabs his gun and point to shoot him, and he said "Freeze! Put the gun down now!
You are under arrest for stealing the movie reel, put the film reel down now." The criminal said "You're getting more ticked me off,
didn't ya? The film is mine, I'll gonna sell to the drug dealer at the bar, and I'll be rich, RICH!" John said "Even you are toon enough, duh."
He tooked off the criminal's clothes and he revealed as a Toon named Sinster Dog, the character supposed to be star of Maroon Cartoons to be a villian,
as he was used to steal alot of money from some banks of Los Angeles, plus in Toontown, and John said "You son of a , put the film reel down or else?"
Sinster said "Or else what? Dropping anvil on you? I can do that." As Sinster pulls his rope, as the anvil drops on him instead, as the little birdies
flying around him, John said "Have some tweeting birds, didn't ya. You're going to downtown, pal." Sinster said "Ah, ." Minutes later,
the many cops came, they arrested Sinster Dog, for stealing the film reel, Commissioner said "That toon criminal is getting ing pussy
as he can steal any movie reels any time now, but he is in jail forever until he was dead." Lt. Santino said "Bull. Nobody cares about the toon villian anymore?
Most criminals steal alot of films since 1920s. Not even Toons can't." Sinster said "Yeah, it's all your fault, losers, and you two stupid morons are nothing but stinky poops!"
John said "Stinky poops? You smell like , mister. Now off to the jail, . Even dogs can take a crap on the streets." Sinster said "You're been disgusing me!"
As the cops put Sinster in the police car, and drove him to the LAPD station. Eddie Valiant cames to see us and he said "He's going away for while.
Dolores told me she got a postcard from Jessica Rabbit for her honeymoon with Roger. Roger's being screwed up on his waiter."
I said "What I say, Eddie, like Wile E. Coyote getting hit by a truck many times, the waiter got blow up by TNT."
Eddie said "You sick." John said "...and I'm Hollywood star, what you give?" Eddie said "I've expect you can say part.
I used to try my brother, Teddy to be star at Warner Brothers lot, but he is too clumsy to be a star in 1940s."
Ernie said "Too touchy. Black men can't be stars, only white men can." I said "(laughs) You will never learn, Ernie."
In the night, I was dating with my wife, Roxanne at the movie theater, we're watching a Disney movie "Fantasia" where Mickey
becomes Sorcerer Mickey, Roxanne said "This movie was my favorite, even the dancing hippos are so romancing with those alilgators."
I said "Not even Donald did not make it appear to this film. I have a hard work on LAPD missions, arresting Sinster Dog for stealing a film,
and almost kill that guy in the studio lot, saving the Three Little Pigs from Big Bad Wolf, and plans to reopening ACME warehouse in the future."
Roxanne said "I heard Eddie and Lt. Santino are back in business as teamwork again, helping Toons, arresting some criminals.
And Roger and Jessica are coming back on next week from Hawaii for their honeymoon." I said "Yeah. Even that rabbit can be stupid,
not Bugs Bunny, he is my best friend since I met him at Warner Brothers in 1942." He looked at Bugs Bunny with his girlfriends,
and he said "Eh, don't mind me, doc, I'm dating alot girls here with me, even Daffy don't have one.", as I looked up
and see Daffy holding a giant anvil, and makes evil laughing, as the anvil drops, Bugs uses Acme Umbellela, and anvil flys over Daffy and drops on him,
Daffy said "I hate that rabbit...", I said "(laughs) Good old times." Roxanne kissed me and she said "Oh, Rick, I love you so much."
As we are watching the movie, Daffy was passed with the birdies around him, Bugs eating his popcorn with his girlfriends.

 

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Act 13: The Plans To Reopening Maroon Cartoons Studios
At my office, Hollywood Blvd, one week later,
I was watching alot of people are line up at Chinese Theater for the new movie premire,
There was old & new newspapers around the walls like "ROGER & EDDIE SAVED TOONTOWN AND NO MORE CLOVERLEAF (1947)", "MGM STUDIOS NEEDS MORE LIVE ACTORS (1946)",
"DUMBO LOST HIS FEATHERS AGAIN AT THE CIRCUS AGAIN (1942)", and "MINNIE KICKS INSIDE PEG LEG PETE'S FACTORY (1932)",
there was couple statues was golden Mickey & Walt Disney in my desk and Popeye holding his sprinch in my table, the love letters to Roxanne since 1930s.
There was couple movie posters are "Casablanca (Warner Bros.)", "The Wizard of OZ (MGM)" and "Singin' in the Rain (MGM)", and there some Disney film posters too like
"Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs (1938)", "Fantasia (1940)", "Steamboat Willie (1928)", "Dumbo (1941)" and "Bambi (1942)", and I heard the radio and the annoucer said "
...and that's Mr. John Wayne, in his performacing in the west, and now here is the Hollywood News Report." The music jingles and the news annoucer said "Judy Gurland skips over the streets
when the kid would have her autograph about her performance in the Wizard of OZ over nine years ago, another news, Maroon Cartoon Studios is still closed after
RK Maroon's death since month ago, according the information, Judge Doom is one who killed RK Maroon, we don't have clue any new boss of Maroon Cartoons would be hired,
and reopening for workers and Toons. There was rumors there was a new man named CB Maroon, the nephew of RK Maroon was planned to be new boss of studio backlot,
the Maroon Studios might be reopening in the weeks or next year. Stay tuned for more." I said "CB Maroon is new boss of Maroon Cartoons?
I don't believe it, I've should've know about the new boss." Suddley the phone is ringing, and I picked up, and I said "Hello?"
John said "Hi, Rick, did ya heard the news on the radio? There would be new boss of Maroon Cartoons, his name was CB Maroon, the nephew of RK Maroon,
there would be reopening Maroon Studios very soon." I said "I know, John, that was going to be weird, but why CB Maroon was already to be new boss of Maroon Cartoons?
Could they want him to help Toons?" John said "Nah. Toons would love him, he is very good guy. If there was gonna chances be friends with him,
we'll going to meet him at Maroon Studios tomorrow. CB Maroon just called me yesterday." I said "Wow. That's great. (hears the door is banging) I think I hear
someone is banging the door, I gonna go now. Bye!" The door was breaked as Roger speeds up to see me and kissing my face, and he said "Rick!!!!"
I said "UGH! Why me?!" Roger said "I missed you so much, we have so much fun on our honeymoon in Hawaii, Jessica and I are dancing in the sands,
the crab grabbed my tail as he does using his claws, and I zoomed up over the clouds, and splash over the lava of volcano, and speeds flying into the Hawaiian islands,
and landed on the cruise ship, and the waiter kicked me out of the boat, and uses the giant springer to way back to see Jessica. What a wonder comedy part."
I said "Like you did kissed my ing face, you deep Toon. Besides I don't care about your crazy at Hawaii, besides John is being as Hollywood actor at
Paramount Studios, and Roxanne was still my wife, okay?" Roger said "Oh, I get it! Oh, by the way, did you know Eddie told me that Maroon Studios
would be opening tomorrow, and there would be new boss named CB Maroon, also you going to see him too?" I said "How you know all about him?
Does everyone thinks you are smarter than Goofy?" Roger said "Goofy is my pal, he and Mickey went to the bowling alley but Donald pulls his bowling ball into
the pit. What a comedy!" I said "Okay, I think Jessica calling you that she wants meet ya at your house in Toontown." Roger said "Really? Thanks, Rick,
I'll do my best!" Roger speeds into stairs and zooms into the streets, and calls Benny to drive him to Toontown.
I watched Benny crashing into the streets of Los Angeles, I said "Better watch out for traffic, Roger.", I was walking down to my car,
and drove to LAPD station, I drive passed by Maroon Studios was currently closed until CB Maroon annouced it, I see the toon stork carrying Baby Huey
to his parents, the toon stork brokes his legs, and Baby Huey crushed some people and he said "Oopsie." Little Lulu and her friend saw Baby Huey crushing on the people's backs,
and she said "That baby duck was grow so fast. (laughs)" Droopy wears as a conducter while driving his red car line trolley, and he said "The baby duck does grow very fast,
I hope the producers would pick him up as a new character." I was curious how Toons are still got to pull the tricks like cartoons, in LAPD station,
there was too many cops listening to the radio about reopening Maroon Cartoon Studios by CB Maroon, as Porky Pig, Screwy Squirrel, Peg Leg Pete
and Horace Horsecollar too. I said "Good morning, fellas?" Commissioner said "Ah, Rick Flint, nice to see ya, well, my boys
are listening the radio news about Maroon Studios's reopening, did you know CB Maroon? He was supposed to be new boss of Maroon Cartoons."
I said "I've should damn know about it, chief. John's probably know about it too." John said "Thanks for information, Ricky. Excuse me reading some
Dick Tracy comics, I did call from CB Maroon last month about Maroon Studios's reopening possible." Commissioner said "Toontown Police,
any ideas you know about that new boss of Maroon Cartoons?" Porky said "W-W-Well, Chief Pete told us t-t-t-that was CB M-M-Maroon,
so we can call him b-b-b-back later." Screwy said "Toon cops would have their information about CB Maroon, we already know about him last month.
My friend, Johnny at the bar in Simi Valley told me that." Peg Leg Pete said "Your friend, Johnny told you that? Listen, you little squirrel,
I'm a police chief, I can know all about CB Maroon. GET IT?!" Porky said "(gulps) Y-Y-Yes, chief." Horace said "Don't worry, commissioner,
we have to wait until CB Maroon calls us sooner. Unlike us, we are Toons." Commissioner said "Thanks, fellas, you take care yourself, cops,
he would annouced everyone from work about reopening Maroon Studios in the future." Peg Leg Pete said "No problem, commissioner. Come on guys,
we gonna still catch some bad guys in Downtown Toontown!" The toon cops speeds up like a racing cars to their police cars and drove back to Downtown Toontown.
I said "Don't tell me we gonna need bigger cops to do that, but not for Toon cops." Ernie said "Oh, hell no." Commissioner said "John, Rick,
you guys go home. We can take care CB Maroon's problems tomorrow, he would call ya tomorrow." I said "Right."
We walked out of door, and walks down into the streets talk about CB Maroon, and John said "Does the commissioner told us CB Maroon supposed to be new boss of
Maroon Cartoons?" I said "Like Woody Woodpecker says Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha-Hahahahahaha!" John said "Oh, very funny, man. I've should know I thought
you gonna say one of Bugs Bunny's lines." I said "What I could say? What a maroon." John said "And that is the comedy I can learn that.
Hollywood's gonna need more comedian actors." As we can walk down into the streets, passed the closed Maroon Studios, and we saw the weasels came to the studio lot,
and they went to the animation lot, we are spying on them, and starts to take pictures of them, and I said "What the hell?" John said "Is that...one of the Toon Patrol?"
I said "I'm afraid so...I think they want to reanimating....(sees the weasels are reanimating Judge Doom) Judge "Mothering" Doom?! , this is getting
more scary as !" John said "Judge Doom is back? I don't believe it, those damn weasels reanimating him? Holy , I think I've been in my pants."
As we can take more pictures of him and the weasels, and they are talking about Judge Doom is turning disguise as CB Maroon to
have revenge on Roger Rabbit and Eddie Valiant for dipping him at Acme Warehouse in couple months ago. John said "Rick, let's go home,
I don't think we can take a closer to him." I said "Yeah, let's get the heck outta here. This ing toon is alive." John and I are dashing into the streets
and went into my office in Hollywood Blvd, as we can look at the pictures where the weasels are using the animation machine to bring Judge Doom back,
and Judge Doom have his plans to diguise as CB Maroon to get rid of Roger and Eddie, and John said "Hmm, this toon is back?
The commissioner won't believe this, Rick. Those pictures is getting us a ing nightmares. It's like the world is coming to end."
I walked into the pictures shows Eddie and Roger save Toontown, and I said "No. It's not going to be end, Eddie Valiant would
on the case on Judge Doom, he is our friend, he saved Toontown, and we are not letting Judge Doom to put end on Toons again.
We are LAPD, we can take care everything." John said "Cool. So that means we are in 1947 still, it's been couple months
since Judge Doom is defeated, but the weasels are bring him back now, so what we shall do now?"
I was watching Roger speeds up to Maroon Studios to meet CB Maroon after he just called from him, wishing Jessica and Eddie
to his best luck, and he waves at me too, and he said "Hey, Rick! Wish me a good luck! Someone just called me, he wants to see me! Later!"
W-W-Wait, CB Maroon was already here at Maroon Studios, I don't believe it, this is going have a freaking waste here, so
I'll bring my googles to spy on Roger and CB Maroon at Maroon Studios, as he was enter the office of CB Maroon, and Roger said "Hiya, Vel! Gee, it's good to see ya!" Vel said "You, too, Roger!"
Vel was able to open the door, and she said "Mr. Maroon is ready to see you!" Roger said "Oh, boy!" as Roger walked to see CB Maroon and he said "R.K. Maroon! I thought you were dead!"
CB Maroon said "Sorry, Roger, but I'm CB Maroon, R.K.'s twin brother!" Roger said "Wow! There's a very strong family resemblance!" CB Maroon said "I want you to know we're going back
into production! The studio is in financial trouble! I can use you, but all we can do right now are some low-budget, stylized cartoons!" Roger said "Fully animated Toons are all I've ever done!
But I haven't worked in months! My fans need me! I'll take it!" CB Maroon said "Fine, Roger! Report to stage 2 at 6 a.m. tomorrow!" Roger jumps and enjoy and he said "Yahoo!"
Roger speeds up and hops on Benny the Cab and drove faster to Toontown to see Jessica. John said "He is so excited, we have to meet with CB Maroon right now."
I said "I don't know, John, he might be shy for us, but let's go." We went to Maroon Studios to meet with CB Maroon.
At CB Maroon's office, CB Maroon said "...nice to see ya, officers, I mean police officers, you can see Maroon Cartoons is going back to
productions, so I will need making low-budget cartoons, since the money has trouble, I'll let Toons and workers back to business by tomorrow morning."
I said "Very well, Mr. Maroon, since your brother, RK Maroon was killed by Judge Doom." CB Maroon said "I...I..I don't know,
he is very good brother I have, hopefully he is in the heavens now, now officers, Roger Rabbit is back, and he was ready to get back to work
at 6 am tomorrow. We have a good plans for his returning as Toon actor, my god, that would be wonderful." John said "(laughs)
Toons would love you, Mr. Maroon, even you gave more peanuts to Dumbo." CB Maroon said "(laughs) Eddie just met me
ago, he says he wants to meet me at Maroon Studios today, and now you are here. LAPD is pretty to take care in the city."
I said "Like you can do everything about Maroon Cartoons, I sure Eddie Valiant was happy about you, like his brother, Teddy
same did to your brother, RK Maroon in 1942." CB Maroon said "Well, it's getting more late, you better leave now, fellas,
I got to work to reopening my studio tomorrow, so you can take care now, officers. See ya!" John said "Okay, bye, Mr. Maroon."
I said "And there was every problem at Maroon Cartoons, we will take care everything." CB Maroon said "Alright. I hear ya, fellas,
so long!" We are left for Maroon Cartoon Gate, we are walking down back to my office.

Act 14: CB Maroon Was Judge Doom?!
In the next day, 6 AM, Maroon Studios,
I was wake up early at 5 AM, and I bring my coffee,
and walked down to Maroon Studios to see Roger Rabbit,
and in the studio backlot, where the Toons are working with live actors again like
The gorilla from Donald Duck short carrying Acme products, Dumbo flying around with Pee Wee the Plane,
Mickey's broomsticks cleaning the mess, Toto the Bull was dashing into Dopey's pilliow, Snow White is helping the Wicked Witch
to Stage 10, Pluto was sniffing on the ground, Little Lulu skips to the stage 3, Casper scares at Old Man of the Mountain,
Bugs Bunny walks with Jack Warner, as other Toons are enjoying, like Woody Woodpecker driving a toon car over the workers.
Roger was seen to chatting with Toons, and he said "Hey, Dunky! Hi, Dingo! How are the piano lessons coming?" Dunky said "Hi, Roger!"
Dingo said "Fine, thanks!" Roger said "Hi, Droopy, how are you?" Droopy was cleaning the windows, and he said "Do you mind?
I'm cleaning one of the windows." Roger walks to see other Toons, and he said "Hiya, Felix! Hi, Bingo!" Bingo said "Hey! Hey! Hiya, Roger!"
Felix the Cat walks with his lunch and he said "What's new?", Roger cames to see me, I said "You're so happy to see your Toon pals again, Roger."
Roger said "Yeah, I know, excuse me I'll aheading to CB Maroon for my act today!" Roger went to see CB Maroon, and CB Maroon said "Roger, baby! Good to see you!"
Roger said "Ready when you are, CB!" CB Maroon walks with Roger to the scene, and he said "I'll show you where to stand."
As CB Maroon shows Roger's partner, a toon karate cow, and he said "Your first scene is a two shot with karate cow! You're both in a haunted house.
Karate Cow spots something behind you, points does her line, you do a head turn and say, "Aaiee! Let's get outta here!" Roger said "Okay!"
I was watching the scene about Roger's big moment, and the crew are set to film the cartoon, CB Maroon said "Okay, let's try it! Roll 'em! and...ACTION!"
As I can see, the animation look like between Jay Ward and early Hanna-Barbera shorts, it was a low budget cartoon, a crappy animation begins,
Karate Cow said "Roger, don't look now, but...there's a big hairy monster behind you with fangs, claws, and sharp yellow teeth!" Roger looks to see a monster,
his style was still has Tex Avery style still, and he said "AAAIIEEEE! Let's get outta here!" CB Maroon stops the production and he said "Cut! Cut! Cut! Cut! Cut! Cut!"
Roger said "What?! What?!" I said "Oh......" CB Maroon said "Too much animation, Roger! Remember, this is stylized animation! We're shooting this on twos!
That's why we're only paying you half as much!" As Roger looks worried as CB Maroon shout at him too much, and CB Maroon said "Just turn your head and move your lips! Nothing else!"
Roger said "B...B...B...But that's not animation!" CB Maroon said "It's the new animation! It's the wave of the future!" Roger was sad and said "I can't stand it!"
CB Maroon said "It's a job!" Roger looks scared and said "Okay...let's try it again!" Roger returns to Karate Cow, and CB Maroon said "Roll 'em! And...ACTION!"
As the film restarts again, and Karate Cow said "Roger, don't look now, but...there's a big hairy monster behind you with fangs, claws, and sharp yellow teeth!"
Roger looks around and does Tex Avery style again and he said "AAAIIEEEE! Let's get outta here!" CB Maroon was so mad and he said "Cut! Cut! Cut! Cut! Cut! Cut!"
Holy balls, Roger does screwed his up, too bad Baby Herman would show up to see this, and CB Maroon said "Let's take a break!" Roger said "CB, I just can't act that way! It's not me!"
As Roger goes using his cartoon style and he said "I gotta move! Gotta squash! Gotta stretch! This isn't radio!" CB Maroon said "Look, Roger, if you can't do it, I can't use you!"
CB Maroon picks his phone up and he said "Sylvia, get me that other rabbit! You know, that one with the tiger for a buddy!" This may be refence to a Jay Ward character
in the couple years later, and he said "I'm sorry, Roger, but I'm terminating your contract!" Roger said "P-P-P-P-Please, CB! Who can replace Roger Rabbit?!"
CB Maroon walks away and he said "Rabbits is rabbits!" as Bugs Bunny said "Eh, am I've stinker?" The security holds Roger out of the studio gate,
Roger said "Hey, put me down right now!" The security said "Sorry, little bunny, CB Maroon says YOU'RE FIRED!" I dashed to CB Maroon and I said
"What the hell he's screwing up on this time?" CB Maroon said "That's okay, Mr. Rick, I'm sure we'll replace him as another rabbit, Mr. Ward would say that for another rabbit."
I said "As you can remember, I'll repect another a contract for Roger's ending." As Roger kicked out of Maroon Studios, as Eddie saw Roger while he was driving his car,
Eddie said "Roger! I thought you were working!" Roger said "They gave me the boot, Eddie! The Ax! The Gate! The pink slip! My walking papers!"
Eddie said "You mean they fired you?" Roger said "Yeah!" Eddie said "Why?" Roger said "Because I'm too animated! I move! I squash! I stretch!
It's a wrap! I'm through! Washed up! Done for! My career is kaput! Fini! Terminated!" As Roger hides Eddie's coat, they are driving back to Eddie Valiant's office,
as I came back from Maroon Studios and I said "Don't worry, Mr. Maroon, Roger should be moving to Simi Valley, it was quite a nice little town."
CB Maroon said "Nah, it's living, ta-ta now, Rick, and tell Mickey Mouse to say hit for me!" while I was walking down into my office, and
I saw the alot of people are reading Hollywood Tattler newspapers about Roger Rabbit like "CB KOs RR", "ROGER RABBIT EVICTED FROM TOONTOWN HOME",
"ROGER RABBIT PENS UNAUTHORIZED BIO-", "PATHETIC FORMER CARTOON STAR GETS ARRESTED IN TOONTOWN BAR BRAWL!",
"ROGER RABBIT CAN'T DO IT!", and "ROGER RABBIT OPENING A RESTURANT IN SIMI VALLEY" and John cames to see me,
and he said "Ricky, I heard the radio news about Roger Rabbit's being fired at Maroon Studios due his too animation style."
I said "John, CB Maroon might be not nice for Roger, but it's not too easy for him, Eddie was so upset, we are entering to Toontown
at the movie theater for while, I think we are watching Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs now. It's still playing."
John said "Okay." We are walking to get my car to Toontown, before we enter our car, Roxanne and Dolores cames to us,
and she said "Oh, Rick, I have to talk about the problems." I said "What is it, Roxy?" Roxanne said "While I was working in the resturant,
I hear the news on radio and they said Roger is been fired at the cartoon studios for his too much animation."
Dolores said "I don't know she would say, but Jessica says he's doing not fine right now." John said "Did Eddie told ya too?"
Dolores said "Yes, he's cheering Roger Rabbit up. CB Maroon is not nice to him. Jesus." I said "Alright, we're going to movies at Toontown Theater,
and after the movie, John and I are coming back to Maroon Studios to check CB Maroon up, the police is on our way."
Roxanne said "Okay, I love you, Rick. And you're always being my husband." I kissed her and said "I love you too, babe. Come on, John, let's go to the movies."
We hopped on police car and drove to Downtown Toontown, meanwhile in Downtown Toontown, Toontown Theater, later, after we're watched Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs,
There's alot of Toons watching the movie like Mickey and Minnie are hugging each other, Popeye got kissed by Olive Oyl, Betty Boop dating with Oswald,
Clarabelle Cow holds Horace's hands, Granny dating with Old Man of the Mountain, and other Toons.
the short was about to start, and John said "That wicked witch was so nasty, can't believe she almost killed Snow White, but until
Prince Charming to came to rescue her, I love the seven dwarfs are crying because Snow White's dead, that was funny."
I said "Shush, that was rude, you almost talk about Eddie's dead brother, Teddy." John said "Geez..."
The news reel cames on, it shows the flags saying "Toons on the March" and the annoucer said "And now...Toons on the March...In Toontown last week the cartoon community
celebrated the demise...of one its most hated members...Judge Doom..." I said "It might be damed..." Annoucer keeps saying "...confessed murderer of private investigator
Theodore Valiant, brother of Eddie Valiant." It shows Judge Doom watching the workers building the freeway, as Toons throws knifes at him,
Annoucer said "Doom's plot turn Toontown into a freeway as foiled...
when he was dissolved in a pool of deadly dip, a victim of his own evil creation." It shows Judge Doom is a toon and dipped. John said "..."
And we get to back in past where Judge Doom was good, and named Baron Von Rotten, and annoucer says "In reality, Judge Doom was a toon named Baron Von Rotten."
I said "Baron Von Rotten? I remember that guy. He's one who killed Teddy Valiant." As we get to flashback scenes and annoucer said "Von Rotten began his film
career in 1921 at a small cartoon studio in Kansas City. Von Rotten was commissioned to portray villians in early black & white cartoons."
It shows a Warner Brothers black & white Bosko cartoon, where Bosko runs away from a scary cat, and some Disney cartoons, and annoucer says
"...but when he moved to Hollywood in 1923, his career took off. It was at the fledgling Disney Studios that he gained his greatest fame.
There he portrayed villians like Peg-Leg Pete...the Big Bad Wolf...the Magic Mirror in "Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs"..." John said "Hey, we just saw this guy in the movie."
I said "SHUSH!" Annoucer said "...and Stomboli in "Pinocchio". In 1941 he was voted "best actor" for his portrayal of Chernabog in "Fantasia",
when we get to 1942 during World War II, annoucer said "During the war, he acted in propaganda cartoons portraying the enemy. During the filming of
"Mother Goose Step" Von Rotten had an accident. An exploding grenade left him unconscious for two weeks."
As Baron Von Rotten dress as Queen of Hearts from Alice in Wonderland, and annoucer said "When he finally awoke, his friends sensed a change
in his personality. After the accident, Von Rotten was rarely seen out of makeup. He continued to portray his characters long after films were completed."
As Baron was in the hospital, and annoucer says "Consequently few people know what Von Rotten really looked like. The rare footage shows him
at the hospital recovering from the accident. A result of the accident Von Rotten's most unusal features were his eyes."
I said "So that's why he got red eyes after the gredade exploding his face. I guess only Toons can't hurt, but not to humans."
John said "Yeah, he's not funny as Wile E. Coyote either." Annoucer said "They were a shocking contradiction to his monochronmatic
wardrobe. Doctors were at a loss to explain his blazing red eyes...which Von Rotten went to great lengths to hide behind
dark glasses." As the people went to Baron's mansion, and the narrator saying "Members of the press took a tour of Von Rotten's mansion recently.
Memorabilia from hundreds of cartoons, including props, costumes...exposure sheets, scripts and storyboards cover the walls of his estate.
In Von Rotten's private chambers on the top floor of the mansion... reporters glimpsed his top secret makeup and plastic surgery laboratory...
complete with ink, paint, brushes and elaborate photo-retouching equipment. In the center of it all stood an old multiplane camera.
Allegedly stolen in 1940. All that remains of Baron Von Rotten is a jar of dip in which he was dissolved."
John said "Did Baron Von Rotten was Judge Doom when he was dipped ago?" I said "...Hmmm..." Narrator said "...After a struggle with
Eddie Valiant, a private investigator for Maroon Cartoons in Los Angeles. Mr. Valiant holds an old studio "model sheet" of Baron Von Rotten...
the evil toon better known as Judge Doom! Toons...on the march!", As the Toons are leaving, John said "Man, what the is that for?
Did the news says Judge Doom is used to be good to Toons now he's turning very bad guy?" I said "Don't think so, John,
Eddie Valiant has old sheet of Baron Von Rotten, it's probably inside the dumpster at Maroon Studios still.
Looks like this case behind who the crime of Judge Doom after he was dissolved by Eddie Valiant months ago."
As we before we exit the theater, Jessica cames to see us, I said "Jessica, how are you been, babe? How's your honeymoon with Roger?"
Jessica said "It's fine I guess. Roger's getting more attention to be a toon, but let's not have enough time,
I got bad news, we're moving to Simi Valley. Roger's got fired by CB Maroon. I don't think the man is not CB Maroon.
I think I got feeling CB Maroon might be diguise as Judge Doom, h-he's back!"
John said "Judge Doom is back? Son of a !" I said "Okay, Jessica, how you know all about it?"
Jessica said "I have a bad feeling about this, officers, I have rumors who was CB Maroon was doing right about now,
I don't know Judge Doom is being back as life after someone or the weasels reanimating him at Maroon Studios.
That's why he's using his plans to get Roger Rabbit to be fired, and he will sell Maroon Studios tomorrow at 12 PM."
John said "His fans will go hate him forever..." I said "No, John...but Maroon Studios is gonna shut down again?
That bonehead was a dick! He is the one who fired Roger all the time, Jessica, don't worry we will stop this guy once and for all."
Jessica said "Thanks, guys. Looks like I'm leaving behind Toontown on tomorrow, so later guys. Look at the Toons,
they are still got to be act like comedy. But I'll miss those guys. (kisses guys) As you know, guys,
you're pretty good for police service. Later." Jessica walks to her car and drove to her home, as she saw the Toons are happy in Toontown,
as the toon mouses drop a giant safer to crush Sylvester to trying to catch Tweety, and crushed him, Tweety said "Thanks, guys.
That putty cat was trying to eat me." Felix the Cat holding his magic bag and he opens up and it revealed as a coin to operate the ride,
he rides it, but Bluto smash his ride into the ACME moving truck, as the dancing shoes are running the streets with Goofy jumps on his stick,
and Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs are dancing with Bugs Bunny playing his violin while Daffy Duck beings to shoot at him but the TNT
inside the gun, and it explodes the duck, Donald is laughing at him. Jessica said "Ah, good old times..." As we walked into our car,
we drove to Maroon Studios for a press conference, at Maroon Studios, All toons, and workers are here to see CB Maroon,
John said "I hope this is going to be bad for Toons, and the workers, Rick, as we can contract the commissioner about it."
I said "Don't bother me, let's just watch the confenence." As the press conference begins,
CB Maroon said "Thank you for coming, gentlemen! The cartoon business has changed. There are new ways of doing this.
The old Maroon Cartoons characters just couldn't make the transition to stylized animation. All they could do was squash and stretch!
Those full animation actors were always pushing us over budget! No wonder Maroon Cartoons was in the red! Bottom line is,
we can't afford them! That's why I'm selling Maroon Cartoon Studios. Starting tomorrow, I'm auctioning off the film library, the costumes, and the cartoon props!"
The Toons, Mickey to Bugs, Felix to Popeye, Blackie to Swiftly, Baby Herman to Dopey, Goofy to Porky Pig, and other Toons are angry about him,
John said "Well, the show business is over. Let's go to the bar and finish the beer up, bud." I said "No. This is very bad for Toons,
we better have clues on CB Maroon at LAPD tonight, right now those people wants to buy some stuff at Maroon Studios."
John said "Right, let's go!" As we get into the LAPD station, we have a files of CB Maroon, and it shows
CB Maroon is from New York City, and he was very strange, but I don't think this is going to be very hard but
This might be Judge Doom would be back but he diguise as CB Maroon, this is the case on this ?
John said "So don't think CB Maroon might be diguise as Judge Doom?! Who the real CB Maroon is?!"
I said "I don't know, Maroon Studios is in trouble right now, he's selling the studio lot to the people...$100 dollars?
That's cheap. Even Walt Disney would purhase the studio, but no, he already has his own studio. We better tell Commissioner all about it."
John said "'s not gonna listen to us, Rick. Even Batman or Robin can or Superman can...
Also, Captain America can't too, remember at ACME Warehouse years ago, since Marvin Acme's death,
there is no way to sell the factory. EVER! We are LAPD, we supposed to protect people of Los Angeles. Remember?"
I said "Listen, I need to talk the Commissioner later, but we can take care that first,
remember CB Maroon was Judge Doom afterall, come on, let's take care of this mess." The phone was ringing,
and I ran to grab the phone, and Ernie said "Rick, tell John, CB Maroon captured Eddie Valiant, I think
he wanted to sold his studio by tomorrow." I said "Ernie, that is not CB Maroon, that's Judge Doom,
he's back, I don't know who the real CB Maroon is. He was probably captured by Judge Doom too."
Ernie said "Oh, Roger and Jessica was about go moved to Simi Valley, but they've stopped at Eddie's office to check it out,
they found that Judge Doom is CB Maroon. Son of a ." John said "So, Judge Doom has plans to sold studio, and plans to destroy Toontown again?
That toon ." I said "Maybe he didn't. Eddie will break in to stop this madness. Ernie, meet up at Maroon Studios tomorrow,
we will find it out now." Ernie said "Got it, Rick." I said "John, tomorrow, this is it, Maroon Studios is doomed.
Judge Doom won the challenge." John said "Get some rest, bud. Tomorrow's gonna be ed afterall. Come on, let's watch some Disney cartoons at the movie theater."
We walked into the movie theater, and we see Benny the Cab driving with Roger and Jessica to Simi Valley, and I said "Later, Roger. Hope you can speed up
to save Eddie Valiant."

 

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Act 15: Maroon Studios Was Saved
The next day, I waked up, and the phone is ringing, and I said "Hello?"
Commissioner Bullock said "Rick Flint, you have go to Maroon Studios this afternoon, this is it, they're closing down the studio lot.
I don't think CB Maroon will do something about this." I said "I'm on my way, commissioner." I called John to report this,
and we aheading to Maroon Cartoon Studios, while Judge Doom (diguise as CB Maroon) annoucing he is closing the studio backlot,
as the Toons along with workers are arging about it with their signs ("TOON POWER", "NO TOONS IS NO LAUGHING MATTER", "MAROON GO HOME!", "THINK OF THE CHILDREN",
and "SAVE OUR JOBS") like Woody Woodpecker, Baby Huey, Casper, Bugs Bunny, Baby Herman, Goofy, Clarabelle Cow, George & Junior,
Mickey Mouse, Droopy, Tom & Jerry, Daffy Duck, Donald Duck, Foghorn Leghorn, Big Bad Wolf, Porky Pig, Betty Boop,
Popeye, Bluto, Roger Rabbit, Jessica Rabbit, Benny the Cab, Blackie Cat, Swiftly Turtle, Felix the Cat, Herman the Mouse,
Yosemite Sam, Elmer Fudd, etc... Eddie and CB Maroon rushed to fake CB Maroon as Judge Doom to stopped the crap business,
Eddie said "Hello, CB!" as CB Maroon said "Valiant! What the hell are you doing here?" Eddie said "I'm here to put a stop to this sale!" CB Maroon holding the signed list,
and he said "Well, you're too late, pal! I just signed on the dotted line! This studio is sold!" Eddie said "Only if you're really CB Maroon!" as Eddie gets a gag gun out of his pocket,
CB Maroon said "Stop him! He's got a gun!" I said ", now this is going to be trick worked." John said "As for me, I don't." as the weasels tries to get the gun from Eddie Valiant,
and they said "A gun? A gun?!" one of the weasel said "Get him!", as Eddie squired them with his gag gun, the weasels said "Wha?! A squirt gun? Hey, look! It's only a gag squirt gun! Ha ha!
Ha ha ha! Hey, boss, a gag squirt gun!" As the weasels are having fun squirting themselfs along with CB Maroon (Judge Doom), Eddie said "Yeah...but it's filled with dip!"
I know it, it's a ing dip, I can't know about it this plot twist, I can hear them screaming their blooding mess, they said "DIP?!" as the weasels are melting away with CB Maroon revealed as Judge Doom.
The toons said "DOOM!" as Judge Doom was making angry about Toons and Eddie Valiant, when he was melting into the sewers as Roger spraying with fire hoses,
and he said "Your career is down the drain, doom! You're all wet! washed up! hosed! flushed!" with Toons are cheering for the end of Judge Doom and the weasels,
John walked into the cemory with the real CB Maroon, and he said "This is my chance, Rick, wish me good luck! May I have your attention? I'd like to introduce the real CB Maroon!"
CB Maroon said "Ladies, gentlemen, and assorted other characters of Toontown...I have some good news and some bad news, the good news is we're going back into cartoon production!
The bad news is work begins at 6 A.M. tomorrow! And I want you all to be there! (turns to Roger Rabbit) Especially you, Roger!" Roger said "Yahoooooo!!!" As Jessica was smiling at her husband,
Baby Herman talks to him and he said "Hey, you got a job for me?" CB Maroon said "Of course, Baby Herman! I've got a new cartoon for you and Roger." Roger said "Oh, yeah? What is it?"
Baby Herman said "Yeah! What is it?" CB Maroon said "I call it Tummy Trouble!", John and I are hugged as the cowboy does, I said "Y'know, pal, this is the most happy ending for my life,
the days of comedy, the wacket, even that Roger Rabbit was so happy to with his wife, Jessica Rabbit and his co-star, Baby Herman. Even the dames will never know each
the past who framed the question about Toony action." I said "What are you talking about it, John, can't you see this is getting too good for Toons and the workers?
The LAPD was so happy about that, even Woody Woodpecker was going crazy about talking to Universal Studios guys, freakin that woodpecker,
but is Judge Doom was really behind of this to closing down the studio lot, that toon is getting ed me off."
John said "Come on, Rick, let's go home, we have enough for end of Judge Doom already." I said "You're right. (sees Roxanne) Hey, Roxanne, nice to see you."
Roxanne said "I heard Maroon Cartoon Studios is saved. Good for you, now Roger got his job back, along with his wife, Jessica, and his co-star, Baby Herman.
Can't wait to see new Maroon Cartoon short in next week, it's going to be funny. No more Judge Doom. Toontown is safed as Maroon Studios too.
I love you, Rick, you're always being my husband since years ago." I said "Darling, you're as beauiful woman I ever heard, don't talk to John, he is dumb as Dopey,
come on, let's take a break to drink a coffee, and we will walked into the night of Hollywood. Maybe we will have a double date with Roger and Jessica along with
Eddie and Dolores." Roxanne said "That would be more wonderful, Ricky." As we kissed each other as the sun is bright of the afternoon,
as John was getting attacked by Roger Rabbit's Acme gag products, Eddie Valiant and CB Maroon was laughing alot, next week later,
we watched Roger Rabbit cartoon "Tummy Trouble" short, it shows Roger was doing crazy in the hospital after Baby Herman swallow a rattle,
it was damn funny, even Droopy was cameo as bellhoper like he works as bellhoper at Toontown Tower Hotel, my friends love the short,
as John likes to watch alot cartoons like Warner Bros., Disney and MGM plus Paramount. The toons are enjoying watching the short,
with Roger, Jessica and Baby Herman enjoying watching it. Even the special guests, Tex Avery and Jack Warner loved the cartoon,
CB Maroon was talking to me along with Eddie Valiant and John Hanson, and he said "Everyone loved my cartoon, this showbiz is going to be alot of money for me,
thanks, Eddie. You've saved the day." Eddie said "You're welcome, hopefully the cartoons will be still in the golden age animation days."
Roger throws a popcorn to him, and he said "Hey, Eddie. Have some popcorn. You did dervesre it!" Eddie said "Toons..." as the cartoon ends with
the audience was cheering for CB Maroon, and he walks into the screen, and he said "Thank you everyone, it's a great pleasure to watch
my new Maroon Cartoon short, hope you enjoy it, and you'll see more cartoons in the next months, years, Maroon Cartoons is back, so keep running into your feets,
and have a nice day folks." As CB Maroon looks at RK Maroon's picture and he said "Bro, I wish you're still alive back then."
Roger and Eddie are walking each other while Jessica and I have a nice talk, Jessica said "It's great to be back to work at Maroon Studios, Rick,
my husband, Roger was so happy about it, I have a good day until Judge Doom diguised as fake CB Maroon. Does he has revenge to kill us,
and sold the studio lot?" I said "Nah. No more Mr. Doom, Mrs. Jessica, even he will never come back forever. He's dead forever. As the weasels,
they're might come back in the future. So don't worry about it." Jessica said "I'm really hope so, geez, commissioner told ya about Maroon Studios
will be have alot of money from the people of Hollywood, my friend, Betty Boop was working at the Ink and Paint Club, and she told me there would be
new radio station near by Terminal Bar & Grill at Sunset Blvd. The people will like to listen their tunes while driving the cars."
I said "Droving into Route 66 from Chicago, maybe they could drive their cars or riding the airplanes or trains, the radios are popular,
we're getting close to the 1950s sooner, next year would be 1948, even Walt Disney can handle to make more cartoons to make Mickey Mouse very happy."
Jessica said "Oh, Rick, even your wife, Roxanne was working at the bar, she's listening to the jazz music all the time plus she was meeting with the music star,
don't ya think some black people can do that too." I said "Hell no, they can't do that. They're black people." We are laughing each other,
as Roger dashed into the people and see us.
Roger said "Jessica, darling, the people are loving us! Hurry!" Jessica said "Well, our time was come to beginning of returning."
I said "Let's do this!" as Roger, Baby Herman and Jessica are signing the autographs to the people, Roxanne and I are aheading to the streets,
and keep figuring out to go out on a date to the dinner. As the buildings are turning on the lights during the night,
the billboard shows Maroon Cartoon Studios with Roger Rabbit, Jessica Rabbit and Baby Herman.

Act 16: Roger Rabbit Joins Our Team
One year later, since Maroon Cartoons is getting stronger than I expecting, their latest cartoon "RollerCoaster Rabbit" was about to be filmied today,
Me and John are going to visit Maroon Studios to check out Roger Rabbit's stunts on the cartoon, all Toons are working very hard with human workers than last time,
Baby Huey carrying Acme gag products with Brer Rabbit, Pluto is carrying alot of donuts to CB Maroon, Blackie Cat was aheading to Stage 16, Mickey's boomsticks was cleaning
the mess after the toon hippo destroyed the wedding cake for the toon couple for the next cartoon short, Tex Avery was going to visit today at 3 PM to check some productions
about Tom & Jerry's appearance as cameos, plus Baby Herman was smoking in his baby chair in Stage 18, with Roger was talking to Mel Turner as new director,
I was watching the filming of "RollerCoaster Rabbit" as Roger and Baby Herman are riding the coaster, and each cars are gone, as Roger and Baby Herman entering Tunnel of Terror,
makes them into the darkness room, then crashing into the sets as Baby Herman flying into the sets, as the fire fighter sprays Roger's face, I said "For god's sakes, not again.
If the film production was still delaying, my is gonna kill me." The director rushes to get the film reel was fryed up and he said "My masterpiece is ruined.
You clumsy idiot! You will go back to the entire scene again!" Roger said "It's not my fault, that idiot did that to me! P-P-P-Please! Not this time, you blad!"
As Roger dashes into the billboard of "THE END" sign with "A MAROON CARTOONS". John said "What a Toon, doesn't he, Ricky?" I said "Too bad, Eddie isn't here today,
he's busying working for Toons in Toontown." John said "Pah. He loves Toons now, even his girlfriend, Dolores was back in love with him after he defeated Judge Doom back last year."
I said "Plus Judge Doom is back as CB Maroon to sold Maroon Studios and put end of Toons, but he was dead forever thanks to Eddie Valiant and Roger Rabbit." As I saw Baby Herman
walking with his agent woman, and he said "...As this is stinks, even the monkeys throwing their fieces to me, eww! Everytime he does do something,
he always making me so crazy!" The woman agent gave him a red balloon, as Baby Herman pops it and she said "Mr. Herman! Mr. Herman! You're forgot something...
Ohhh!" Baby Herman says "(laughs) What's a matter, tots? You wanna have some....BANG?!" The woman agent said "I hate this job...." Baby Herman said "
Relax, babe. Even the balloons are louding than popping the balloons into the staircase of heavens, besides I like to smoke alot to smoked to ya.
You're gonna gave me alot of milks for the mother's sakes." The woman agent said "Yes, sir." The director said "Does someone catched the rabbit into the studio lot?
He's crashing into the filming sets." The producer said "Crap. I don't care he's escaping. HE IS A TOON! Toons always being as stupid alot.
We got to finished the film by next week or we're getting by shutdown again? GOT IT?" As the director was looking Roger Rabbit everywhere in Hollywood and Maroon Studios,
Jessica Rabbit cames to see me, and she said "Phew. That's last time I got kidnapped by Droopy dress as the villain on the coaster tracks." Droopy was holding the products
and he said "You what? I'm getting do that again in tomorrow I think." I said "Yeah, MGM's got rights to him if CB Maroon orders him to do cameos in Roger Rabbit cartoon shorts,
prehaps Donald Duck supposed to be cameo in Yuckly Duck cartoon as well if Disney does same thing." Jessica said "I see, as the director will go find my husband everywhere in Hollywood,
or maybe Toontown, even he was supposed to be not as Goofy as well, Mr. Flint, does the everything's goes wrong if CB Maroon will have deal with this?" CB Maroon walks inside the stage lot,
and he said "Deal with this? Forget the question, Miss Jessica Rabbit. Roger Rabbit is a good comedian toon rabbit, my brother, RK Maroon was greatest cartoon maker who was likes Toons to teach comedies to
humans, as for you, Rick Flint, does your work business with Lt. Santino and John Hanson? Gosh, that was going to be crazy if there's like hell into the skies.
Toons was about to speech like bubbles into the bridge. Walt Disney always says the dreams will come true. Animation is about to be happening,
the Maroon Cartoons will get stronger in the 1940s." Jessica said "That is our new boss, CB Maroon. He was very good to Toons, doesn't it, Mr. Flint?
Now I gotta go, I have go work at the Ink and Paint Club, see you later, darling." As Jessica walks into the limo, and drive her to the club, John cames to me
and he said "The hot toon gal was still have her huge , let's go to Eddie Valiant in his office, we can talk about more interseting about Jessica Rabbit."
I said "Man, she is married to Roger Rabbit I told ya, so shut your dirty mouths about her." John said "Alright." As we will aheading to see Eddie Valiant in his office near
by Terminal Bar & Grill, as Toons goes crazy in studio lot, Daffy Duck sets the TNT on Peg Leg Pete as security guard and blows him up, and starts to chasing after him,
Bugs Bunny eats his carrots along with Mickey Mouse eating his cheese sandwich. While we are in Eddie's office, he was going moved to Toontown,
because he wants to retired from not hard work as LAPD, but now he works for Toontown Police to help for Toons, Eddie said "It's time to leave this old place, man, I going
to miss my old office since 1930s. Did all stuff was ready in the truck already?" I said "Yup. Maybe too many files inside might be destroyed because the stuff, Edd."
Eddie said "Yeah, Dolores called me she got a job at Clarabelle Cow's Dairy Place, now it's time to leave this place, and aheading to Toontown. Roger's gonna so sad because we will never be partners of LAPD ever again,
since we are team up to saved Toontown from evil Judge Doom and his weasels gang back in 1947. Is Jessica called you already because I'm leaving?"
I said "Yeah. She told me hours ago, she told ya leaving this town, Hollywood's leaving the stars of the movies." John said "Believe me, Hollywood is looking for new
deceitives to take care of this, that means Rick Flint is replacing you, huh Ricky?" I said "Defitienly. Don't worry, Mr. Valiant, I'll replacing ya to help Toons myself,
me and John can handle it this ." Eddie said "Thanks, Rick, I think my bags are already fulled up on the tape." The door is knocking very hard,
and Eddie said "Who is it? This could be one of the weasels come back? I'll find it out." As Eddie grabs his gun, and slowly to opened the door,
but Roger Rabbit crashed into the door and hugged and kissed Eddie's for the last time in his office, and Eddie said "ROGER! You dumb , lemme go me
and stop kissing me! Peh!" Roger let go him and he said "Sorry, Eddie, I've heard you're going to retired from me now, I'm so sad,
how someone will help us now, no one is gonna replace Mr. Valiant now, or the hares goes down into the cages like a hurricane losing left to the North Pole,
Toontown is danger, no turning back now P-P-P-Please, don't leave me!" Eddie said "Roger, please, stop please, you're killing me please!
I'm leaving because I AM THE RETIRED MAN! GOT IT? (Roger calms down) Now you're so stupid knowing about this? HUH?" Roger said "Geez, Eddie, you're really gonna be calm down okay?
Jeepers, this is getting me more creeps, stop whining like a baby." Eddie grabs Roger's neck and chocked him, and he said "Listen you dumb rabbit,
I'm leaving to Toontown, I don't need you later, plus Dolores got her job at the diner already, geez, it's going to be ing annoying okay?
If you're NOT behave during the chatting progress, I WILL KILL YOU! UNDERSTAND?!" Roger said "Okay, just p-p-p-please don't kill me.
I'm too young to die!" He let go him, as I can do that if there is anything Eddie wants to kill Roger is a steak of the stone age.
Eddie said "Okay, let's try again as normally, you know about Rick Flint? You're his partner of LAPD now, he can take care the Toons as
if you ever touched his stuff at his police station, we will kill you? Understand?" Roger said "Ugh....okay. What you say so?
Rabbits can't do hopping around the office since I was a star of the Hollywoodland. Bugs Bunny always told me it's not rabbit season.
So don't worry, Eddie, me and Rick are going to have a blast in Hollywoodland, and Toontown as well, huh Ricky?"
I said "Don't tell me, don't tell me, AND STOP CALLING ME RICKY? It's Rick Flint, okay? Come on let's get all stuff to the truck."
Roger said "Aye aye, captain!" As we enter the streets, Eddie Valiant walks into the truck, and drives to Toontown,
Roger holds a sign "GOOD LUCK EDDIE!", as John and I waving him to goodbye, and Eddie said "And remember, if Roger's going crazy,
use the hammer all times, well, farewell, wish me good luck!" The truck leaves the Sunset Blvd, and aheading to the tunnel to Toontown,
Roger chasing after Eddie's truck, and he said "Wait come back, I have a letter to say to you! P-P-Pleeasssseeeeee!!!" As the rope tags Roger's feet,
and dragged him into us, John said "Hold up, little buddy, Eddie will visit you someday, but now stick to us now, you need to take a pill
to Rick Flint now. Come on, let's go to LAPD station to cheer up." Roger said "Hm hm...." As Roger, John and I dashed into LAPD to see Commissioner ,
and we arrived at the police station to meet up with him, Commissioner said "Boys, nice to meet ya I have a mission for ya, remember Mighty Mouse?
Well, he was been captured by the evil wolf who wants to cook him along with the sheeps in the old sawmill in Windmill Valley in millions half away from Toontown.
I want you to arrest that evil wolf inmedley, as we can contract Mighty Mouse to way to escape from this dangerous sawmill.
We already got on toon can help us, but one of Toons can't nothing but as stupid." Roger said "Heh. What a stupid, even the rabbits can save the day, doesn't it Johnny?"
John said "But you're a toon, who cares, even you can't do nothing but stupier rabbit, the Toons can't do it, only the humans can do it like me."
I said "Ah, come on, John, we're police dectieves, Roger Rabbit can do anything if we want it, right Roger?" Roger said "You got it."
As Roger holds his giant hammer and he said "When the bad guys get our way, the hammer gets so smushy as a bug."
He starts to smashing the desks as , I watched him as crazy toon to start smashing the things. Commissioner said "Stop that toon rabbit please,
he's destroying our stuff!" I said "I can handle this, commissioner." I used Acme Giant Magnet to pull Roger out of the picture and push him into the gun sections,
as Roger sees the cops are using the guns to shoot the paperwork looks like the robber, and they starts to shooting at him like a rabbit season,
Roger said "Yikes!" as he speeds through outta here with his tail is in a fire, the cop said "I thought this is the rabbit season today. Damn it!"
As Roger comes back, I said "Roger, you fool! What are you doing here in the shooting pratice room?" Roger said "Um, it was too dangerous in there, they would kill me! P-P-P-Please don't go there!"
John said "Eh, hey pal, your tail is on fire." Roger said "What?" He sees his tail is in the fire, and screams around the station, and sees the water stand, and begins to smoke out his tail in the water.
Commissioner said "Take this rabbit outta here, I don't want him to messing our police station, or we can arrest him if we want."
I said "Don't worry commissioner, we can take care this craphole, now we are aheading to our mission to arrest the evil toon wolf." Commissioner said "Good luck."
As we took Roger into our police car, Roger said "Where we going, fellas? New York? France? Hawaii?" John said "No, we're going to Toontown train station,
we can catch Casey Junior train in no time." Roger said "Oh, right. Our first mission, boy am I stupid doesn't?" I said "Hell yeah if you did, Roger."
We dashed to Toontown tunnel to the train station.

 

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Act 17: Trouble in Toontown
As we get to Toontown train station, there was a large sign says "Casey Junior Express / To Wackyland" and others are "ACME Express / Toon Zone / Smoky Express",
Roger says "Hmm, if we can take the Casey Junior Express, the train would be faster than Speedy Gonzales." I said "That train was a star in Disney film, "Dumbo",
even Disney wants to make a cartoon short based on Casey Junior." As the toon conductor who was Barney Bear and he said "Last call for Casey Junior Express, aheading to Wackyland at Toontown station,
stops at Mickey's Neighborhood, Windmill Valley, Barnyard Fields, Fantasyville, Mount Valley and Wackyland. Last call for Casey Junior Express, all aboard!!!"
As the Toons are speeding up to catch their train ride, we dashed as Roger rushes into the train, we aboard Casey Junior, and got the first passenger car,
we set down into our seats, I said "I hope this is going to be damn late, even the trains always late on the time if there's a giant toon giant stucked or the sheeps on the train tracks."
John said "Relax, Ricky, even we're going to be fine, remember we're on the mission." I said "You're right, the toon train always on time, just like cartoons.
But where's Roger?" John said "Don't worry, pal, he is driving the train." I said "He did WHAT!!?!" As Roger begins to drive the train, we dashed to see him,
I said "Roger, what the hell are you doing?!" Roger said "I told ya I'm driving the train, I got lisence from the train universay.
Now excuse me, you have get back your seats because the train is leaving now." I said "Oh, ...." As the train conductor said "All aboard! All aboard!"
Casey Junior says "All aboard! Let's go!". The train starts to rolling down into the tracks, and cross through Toontown and the valleys,
the birds are singing as the rabbits hopping the tracks along with Casey Junior, Roger said "Whoo whoo! Move along little animals, the rabbit is driving this lovely train!"
As we are slowing down the tracks between Roger's enjoying to see the birds and rabbits running around the tracks, I said "Bull. I hate this day."
John said "Ah come on, Rick, those bunnies are so cute, even if I have a girlfriend with me, that would be nice." I said "Disney would love to see this."
The speeding train is aheading to Casey Junior, the driver is Porky Pig who was driving the speeding train, Roger's eyes pop up and screams and
he said "Jumpin' Jeepers! We're gonna be smashed!!!" I looked up to see the speeding train is coming to us and I said "Holy smokes!"
Casey whistles to warning to stop the train, Roger said "We're gonna stop this train or we're getting run over by the speeding train!"
Porky said "G-G-G-Geez, I b-b-b-better switch the tracks before another t-t-t-train crashed m-m-m-my train!" The train whistles as the toon switch control switches the tracks,
as the speeding train passing our way, Porky said "Phew! T-T-T-That was so c-c-c-close!" I said "Thank god for that, we thought we're gonna get killed by a faster train.
Who was that? Or driving the train?" John said "Porky Pig. He got a job to drive the train in twelve years ago." I was thought, Porky Pig was star in Warner Brothers cartoon short
in 1930s when he was conductor to drive a old train.
As Casey Junior starts to rolling down into the tracks, there was a broken bridge starts to lose after Willie the Giant breaks the railroad track when he chases after Mickey,
John said "Eh, Rick, did the giant destroyed the bridge?" I said "Oh, no...."
Roger said "Oh, no! The bridge is broken, I'm gonna fix this track bridge in no time! Boy, Acme, what a genius!"
Roger uses ACME railroad repairs box, and repairs the railroad tracks, and speeds through the bridge,
Roger said "I told ya it's going to be easy, but the rabbits are smarter than others." As I was aboard the train, I talked to Roger Rabbit,
and I said "Geez, Roger, you've could got us killed for this stupid toon train ride." Roger said "Only Toons can survive in Toontown,
but not until this is going to be messed place." I said "As we'll get off this train to Windmill Valley, I'll knock you down like a rock."
Roger said "Get a real, pal." We are passing through Mickey's Neighborhood, we see Mickey was playing with Pluto, Minnie is watering her flowers,
Goofy is having alot of trouble lawning in the yard, as we are entering Barnyard Valley where Foghorn Leghorn having fun to beat Barnyard Dwarg,
as Clara Cluck was singing in the radio station near by the farm, as Miss Prissy and Clarabelle Cow are audition for the songs,
then we are aheading to Mount Valley, where Road Runner dashed passed by us as Wile E. Coyote uses a giant rock to smash him,
but the ground was broke as Wile E. Coyote falls down into the train, and smashed into the ceiling of the passenger cars,
John is reading Toontown Tattler "THE DUCKS AT THE CLUB ARE AMAZING" and he said "Stupid coyote." Roger said "That's like to call for coyote's last fall. Heh heh heh!"
I said "Yeah. Even Wile E. Coyote's tricks using Acme products to catch a road runner." We saw Yosemite Sam riding his horse in the toon desert, as some Disney characters too,
I said "Roger, this train is slowing down like couple hours, can we're going go faster?" Roger said "Faster? Why you say so, Rick?"
Roger uses the buttons, and reads "SLOW. FAST. REALLY REALLY FASTER!" He pressed the button, as Casey Junior goes faster,
as I holding the pipes. We are faster through the desert, as Wile E. Coyote using the TNTs to blow the bridge when Road Runner appears,
but he got smashed by the train, when we're aheading to the valley.
even Brer Fox, Brer Rabbit and Brer Bear are hitchicking to ride the train with a sign "LOUISINA OR ELSE", as the Casey Junior runs passed by them.
Brer Rabbit said "Ah, nuts." When we are entering Windmill Valley, the train saw the sign saying "THE BRIDGE IS CLOSED." "TURN BACK RIGHT NOW".
"I MEAN IT." I said "Roger, we're aheading to unfinished bridge, we're gonna crash!"
Roger said "Bleh. No worries, Rick. This train will get passed through this old bridge!"
As the train was jumping over the bridge and crashing into the train station as the train's parts are broken, I was hurt alot,
thanks to Roger Rabbit crashing his train after we jumped over the unfinished bridge, John said "Well, that was very wild trip, isn't it?"
I said "Damn that's so hurts, my head is so damage to my brain, STUPID TOON! YOU'VE COULD KILLED US, YOU DUMBASS TOON!"
Roger said "Relax, pal. Your head is fine. I think this is the case between us and the Toons." I said "After we done to this mission,
I'm so gonna kill y--" The toon phone calls to Roger "Telephone for Mr. Roger Rabbit! Calling for Mr. Roger Rabbit!" Roger dashed to get the phone,
and he said "Hello?" At the Ink and Paint Club, Jessica is calling to Roger and she said "Roger, darling, are you alright in Toontown?
I've been calling you since today. How's with your partners?" Roger said "Hey, Jessie, how are you doing in the club?"
Jessica said "Not too much, I must coming to Toontown to help you, I heard Commissioner is hiring me to help you
to arrest evil wolf who captured Mighty Mouse today. I'll be here right now so becareful okay?" Roger said "All right then, I love ya Jessica. Bye!"
Jessica said "(laughs) I love you too, honey bunny. Later." Roger hangs up and dashed to me and John.
Roger said "Jessica's coming. She's already on the case." John said "Son of a ..." I said "Roger, listen, there's a road ahead, maybe you will call Benny
to pick us up." Roger said "Aye aye captain!" Roger rushes to the road, and sticks his thumb, Benny the Cab zooms and stops at front at us.
Benny said "Damn, these little piggies homes are destroyed. Is Big Bad Wolf is behind from this? Oh, hi, Roger! I see the cops are here to help us,
what I take you guys?" I said "To the old sawmill, Mighty Mouse been captured by a evil wolf who was appear his cartoons." Benny said "A evil wolf! Hold on because I'm drivin'!"
Benny zooms over the toon valley, and speeds up to the old sawmill. In the sawmill, a evil wolf used the faster machine to slice Mighty Mouse.
Mighty said "You won't get away from this! Untie me please and I'll smash you for good!" The evil wolf diguise as Big Bad Wolf, and he said "If I blew the little pigs houses away,
I'll blow you away too!" Mighty said "Not today, Big Bad Wolf!" He tried to escape it using his laser ablity, and flying over the sawmill, as Big Bad Wolf grabs his toon gun and tries to shoot him,
and he said "Well, if the mice can fly, but no one can. (evil laughs)" The toon bullets flying from the wolf's gun, as the bullets flying to chasing after Mighty Mouse, as he grabs his carpet look like a bull challenge,
the toon bullets missed him, and he said "Ha ha! Missed me! No one messing with Mighty Mouse as unstop all!" Big Bad Wolf said "Oh yeah?" He use ACME zapped magnet as dragged Mighty Mouse into the giant saw,
and he said "Say your prayers you little rodent, the money is mine now....heh heh heh!" Mighty Mouse said "Mother..." as Benny crashed into the sawmill and run over Big Bad Wolf and Benny said "Coming through!"
Big Bad Wolf said "Ugh...curses that toon taxi!" Mighty Mouse said "Phew. Thanks, guys. That was totally close one, that evil wolf was planning using his money to built a giant TNT to destroy Toontown.
Something's fishing around his old evil plans." I said "Like I said, if the big bad wolf can't blow the pigs houses away, this evil wolf is going to jail in very long time..." As the toon cops zooming into old sawmill,
Roger grabs Big Bad Wolf and he said "Looks like Big Bad Wolf is going back to the prison, like I said. Jeepers, your breath is very bad. I guess your evil plans are over. Roger Rabbit is on the case.
Toontown is saved!" Big Bad Wolf said "Ugh, curses, foiled by stupid rabbit and his police crew again..." Porky Pig said "That's e-e-enough your questions, Mr. Wolf. Y-Y-Y-You're going to jail in v-v-very long time!",
Big Bad Wolf said "Shut up, you swine pig, I'll blow your house next if I'll escape this stupid prison!" Peg Leg Pete said "Take him to downtown, boys. I have enough those wolfs allow in my city. Even the wolfs can scram with
their tails." Screwy Squirrel said "Thanks, Rick. Your job is done. We'll keep the wolf in the prison very long time." I said "No problem, thanks to my partners, Roger and John, they are stupid ones can't do nothing."
John said "Hey, knock it off. I'm doing great job to take care these Toons. Jesus!" Mighty Mouse said "You guys are doing great job today, now I must go! There's a lonely lady was kidnapped by the weasels!
So long and up up away!" As Mighty blasted off into the skies with the toon clouds goes crazy. Benny said "I love this guy! Even I drived him to the club, if he can drink some water of the can.
But I am the cab so you can believe me." Roger said "You bet, Benny." The phone is ringing, and the phone said "Phone called from Mayor Mouse! Mr. Flint, your mayor is calling ya!"
I dashed to the toon phone and I said "Hello? Yeah? Hmm. Hmm. What? NO! This isn't a impossible! We're on the way, Mayor Mouse." Roger said "What is it, Rick?" I said "There's a trouble in Acme Warehouse,
there's some weasels are inside to checking up some things what happen to the original Toon Patrol weasels. They might be figuring what happening to Judge Doom anyway." Roger said "WHAT!!!!
He may be come back from the dead. I'm outta here!" John grabbed Roger's arms and he said "Not so fast, Speedy Gonzales. You have to stick with us to clue on those persky weasels.
They might be not good for us." Jessica said "I'm coming with you guys." Jessica appears as Roger hops on her, and he said "Jessie my dear, you came to join with us!" Jessica said "Yes I know,
but I just called from our boss, CB Maroon and he wanted us come back to Maroon Studios to do another cartoon short tomorrow. Baby Herman might be upset about this one." Roger said "Ah, don't be pussy about him.
He was just as a adult baby, who knows who's gonna replace that little baby's spotlight, the Hollywood's lost dreams of the actors." Jessica said "Roger, be nice to him. He is your co-star friend."
Roger said "I know, he is a very good guy afterall." John said "I gonna say, this baby needs more superstar, I say, even Baby Herman can handle in his work days at the studio lot. Even workers can handle this guy."
I said "John, please, you ever do work with Toons every single day? We're LAPD, we're doing help people and Toons too, as you can listen to my questions about our work, it's our job to keep everyone safe.
As you cleared?" John said "I'm understand, Rick. This is 1940's. Men can't handle do drugs if Toons gave them a bunch of cigars." I said "Shut up please..." Horace Horsecollar said "Coming all cops, the crooks are doing
crazy in downtown Toontown at Toontown Gag Shop, they brought pranks to bring Toons rolling down the lane at the Toontown First National Bank." Peg Leg Pete said "Then let's move out, boys!"
The toon cops dashing very faster speed of sound to downtown Toontown to arrest criminals, as Big Bad Wolf looks angry in the police car, and he saw Lena Hyena sat next to him and she said "A MAN!!!!!!"
Big Bad Wolf said "Oh, boy...Help me! Someone kick this crazy old lady out of me! HEELLLPPPP!!!" Porky Pig said "L-L-Look's like this is going to be okay for t-t-t-this wolf guy." Screwy said "Yeah, totally."
The toon police car dashed faster to the jailhouse.

 

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Look it's unfinished for rest of the chapter, but here is the planned chapters I have planned.
Act 18: The Mystery of Acme Warehouse

Act 19: The Toon Patrol Returns

Act 20: Roger's Past

Act 21: The New Toon Killer

Act 22: Roger Rabbit's Hollywood

Act 23: Beware! The Haunted Toon Hotel

Act 24: The Toon Night Before Christmas

Act 25: Roger's Happy New Year To Toons

Also please can you censor bad words for each chapters please? It's a friendly family thread please?