Investigate Wdwmagic’s weird ads - and make theme park concepts

[Architectural Guinea Pig]

The ads here are literally crazy. Does anyone what to buy sparkly lips for 30 dollars?

ah yes…. This bloody women is a top attraction…wth

Wowwwwww…. We can buy the royal family as a gift!

If you guys see more crazy ads… post them here.
(I might do some theme park land concepts based on the images presented…)

 

[spacemt354]

The ads tend to be based on the cookies that you accept on the websites you search so many of these are based on your own searches.

 

[Architectural Guinea Pig]

The ads tend to be based on the cookies that you accept on the websites you search so many of these are based on your own searches.

Hmmm… wait wut

 

[Figgy1]

You don't see ads with premium membership

 

[MisterPenguin]

The ads tend to be based on the cookies that you accept on the websites you search so many of these are based on your own searches.

Hmmm… wait wut

Who's the royal swan boat sparkly lipped fetishist now?!

 

[Mr Ferret 75]

Who's the royal swan boat sparkly lipped fetishist now?!

I have never denied that.
Your just mad because it wasn't a royal penguin boat.

 

[Architectural Guinea Pig]

Before I go on, I first want to justify I don’t have some weird fetish, because those ads exist everywhere… riiiiight?

Alternate Universe Idea number 1 - Twilight Studios

Where - Universal Studios Jollywood
When - Opened [error]
About - Welcome to Jollywood, land of golden dreams. Twilight Studios is a set basing off New York’s Central Park, with a small river and and forest trails, with a mountain and jollywood in the background. This park is a place where a monster (weird girl with blood) lies. There is a statue of a woman in a weird position, and in the right angle, she is looking at the jollywood sign, and for a picture, pay $65.


Attractions
- Mary’s Swan Boats - boat ride on the river that leads to a dark cavern with various horror scenes depicting the weird girl with blood. $44 dollars total
- Royal Cars - board the cars and travel around the park. $50

 

[MickeyMouse10]

Yeah, I keep getting the Lou Diamond Phillips prison photo.

I guess I have to stop looking up photos of him in different colored shirts. JK!

 

[Architectural Guinea Pig]

Alternate Universe Idea Number 2 - Tinyland

[”get what I love”, ah yes, tinny doggo, sparkly earring, fancy woman, fancy woman leg]

Where - Ghibli Theme Park, Flowerida
When - Opened 2022
About - Welcome to tinyland, the world of Arietty. Everything you see contains flashy and cute. Guests are shrinked into a forest of grass and fallen branches, where they will encounter a white doggo and big sparkly earrings. The main thing about this tiny wonderland? IT IS BEiNG DESTROYED. Women with fancy high-heeled shoes are stomping around causing a problem. that is why you see an empty giant shoe, and giant legs sticking out of a large brick wall, whose owner is totally sleeping (don’t mind the flecks of blood).

Attractions
- Arietty’s Earring Pod Adventure - board these interesting blue earring pods suspended on branches, that takes guests across scenes of The Secret World of Arietty.
-Ladybug Flight - fly in this ladybug spinner.

 

[MickeyMouse10]

They must be reading my mind. How else do they know I want all of these items?

 

[Architectural Guinea Pig]

Alternate universe Idea #3​

THE HAUNTS OF THE FORBIDDEN GARDEN​

Where - Cheshire Gardens
When - 1905 (= story, actual year 2000)
About - Cheshire Gardens was a cemetery, but as a park it still has the tombstones of the white cringing lady, Lou Diamond Phillips (why does @MickeyMouse10 even know) and an unmarked, smaller grave, where you can see an open coffin… The queue goes through a beautiful garden, with fresh roses, yet the statues, and other things, not the plants, are old and freaky, with spider webs… guests then reach the entrance to Cheshire Manor, where a new sign says “Do not enter or die…” Guests head inside, where they see on the ground, torn clothing, with the shirt saying “Being a teacher is easy…” Finally after the queue inside the manor with dark spiderwebs and such, guests board the ride, and learn the peculiar story.​

“Once there was a white cringing woman, who lived alone in the magnificent Cheshire manor. Inside the manor, ghosts and spirits haunted her, saying “do not copy… do not copy…” One day, she stepped outside and saw a man, Lou Diamond Phillips, aka Etsy. His friends knew that he would ALWAYS get what he loved… and he loved the woman. As a gift to this beautiful woman, he searched the lands until he reached a hut with a leering woman, selling the most beautiful earrings in the world. Unbeknownst to the man, they were cursed. He returned to the Cheshire Manor, and gifted the earrings to the woman. She was delighted, as such color brightened her white self. She believed the earrings would become a good luck charm. The two married and had a child, even though the ghosts started screaming, “DO NOT COPY… DO NOT COPY…” The child, at birth, was hideous, with gleaming black fur, red, empty eyes, sharp fingernails, and sharp fangs. At the instant, he killed the two lovers, and died. The townsfolk buried them in front of the manor, and the man went to rest forever. But the woman, she was still white, still haunted by the spirits who told her not to copy. The child, meanwhile, escaped the grave, and set himself to guard the woman, by killing anyone who trespassed…”​