There is this Bears fan who is married to a Vikings fan. He loves her with all of his heart, but just can't get past the fact that she is a Vikings fan and therefore, kinda slow.
He thinks long and hard, and comes to a decision. As much as he loves DA BEARS, he loves her more (because that's the kind of people we are). He decided to become a Vikings fan. After weeks of trying unsuccessfully to root for the Vikings, he decides to enlist the aid of a doctor.
"Doc, I want to become a Vikings fan, is there any way you can do it?" the man asks. "Well, it is quite simple, I just have to remove 1/3 of your brain, but it is a very dangerous procedure. Are you sure you want to do this?" the doctor asks. "I have no other choice." the man says.
He wanted the surgery right away. The doctor begins the procedure. During the operation, his hand slips, and he cuts out too much of the poor Bear fan's brain. While the man is recuperating, the doctor is pacing around his bedside. The man starts to stir. The doctor rushes over and says, "Sir! I am so sorry, during the surgery I mistakenly removed 2/3 of your brain!" The man looks up at the doctor with a big smile on his face and says, "GO PACKERS!"
He thinks long and hard, and comes to a decision. As much as he loves DA BEARS, he loves her more (because that's the kind of people we are). He decided to become a Vikings fan. After weeks of trying unsuccessfully to root for the Vikings, he decides to enlist the aid of a doctor.
"Doc, I want to become a Vikings fan, is there any way you can do it?" the man asks. "Well, it is quite simple, I just have to remove 1/3 of your brain, but it is a very dangerous procedure. Are you sure you want to do this?" the doctor asks. "I have no other choice." the man says.
He wanted the surgery right away. The doctor begins the procedure. During the operation, his hand slips, and he cuts out too much of the poor Bear fan's brain. While the man is recuperating, the doctor is pacing around his bedside. The man starts to stir. The doctor rushes over and says, "Sir! I am so sorry, during the surgery I mistakenly removed 2/3 of your brain!" The man looks up at the doctor with a big smile on his face and says, "GO PACKERS!"
