Those familiar with my posts know I try to take a very optomistic look at things (and slam all the negativity on these boards).
With that said, I thought the storyline of The Haunted Mansion movie was among the WORST I've ever seen.
The biggest problem was the gaping plot holes. Story elements came out of nowhere, and disappeared just as fast. Nothing made sense--even for a fantasy movie.
I understand that characters in movies (especially horror and comedy movies) must intentionally make nonsense mistakes in order to drive the plot and build suspense. In high school drama class I learned you "suspend disbelief" when your mind accepts these fantasies as fact. But the following examples were so ridiculous, it was impossible to let my imagination run free during this movie.
*Why didn't the family put up ANY fight trying to leave when the storm hit?
*Why would the young girl follow a glowing energy ball without the slightest hint of fear (and with only minor apprehension from the spider-fearing boy)
*Why was Eddie Murphy NOT scared of the changing portraits, the staring busts, and the breathing door? Yet Leota freaked him out. And then, all of a sudden, he's immediately cool with the idea that the house is filled with ghosts.
*Why didn't the wife put up ANY kind of fight to get away from Gracey? Isn't her whole family somewhere in the house within screaming distance?
*Why did Murphy and the kids look for the key before even BOTHERING to look for mom. All they would have had to do is wait in the attic for a few minutes (she was in the attic looking at the wedding dress the VERY NEXT SCENE!)
*What was this "curse"? It was never explained. Pirates of the Caribbean took a much more complicated curse and made it EASIER to understand.
*Assuming the curse was brought on by the murder of Elizabeth, why was EVERYONE in the house (the butler, the maid, the ballroom dancers, etc.) effected by the curse?
*If the curse impacted everyone attending the Mardi Gras ball, why were the OTHER ghosts in the vast graveyard ALSO prevented from "crossing over" (they were obviously dead BEFORE the Mardi Gras party, or nobody would have been around to bury them!)
*What actually BROKE the curse? We know the curse was broken when Gracey learns his wife was murdered. But was it simply Gracey knowing that fact? Or was it becuase Murphy accused Ramsley the butler?
*How did Murphy know "the butler did it"? He just blurted than line out without anything leading him to that conclusion.
*Why, when the curse was broken, did a dragon bust out of the ground and grab Ramsley? Because he murdered a woman 100 years ago? Because a human told the woman's husband he was mistaken about her suicide?
*If Gracey is a ghost, then why did he need to kiss the "possessed" mom? Why couldn't he simply join up with the glowing energy ball that was Elizabeth? And why, if they're both ghosts, could they not make contact before?
*Why were Leota and the Singing Busts not allowed to "cross over" like everyone else when the curse was broken? Were they not ghosts like the rest of the group? And if not, how in the world did she get trapped into a ball and why were they singing concrete sculptures?
These are just a few of the inconsistancies that were so distracting, you could not take the movie seriously.
With that said, I thought the storyline of The Haunted Mansion movie was among the WORST I've ever seen.
The biggest problem was the gaping plot holes. Story elements came out of nowhere, and disappeared just as fast. Nothing made sense--even for a fantasy movie.
I understand that characters in movies (especially horror and comedy movies) must intentionally make nonsense mistakes in order to drive the plot and build suspense. In high school drama class I learned you "suspend disbelief" when your mind accepts these fantasies as fact. But the following examples were so ridiculous, it was impossible to let my imagination run free during this movie.
*Why didn't the family put up ANY fight trying to leave when the storm hit?
*Why would the young girl follow a glowing energy ball without the slightest hint of fear (and with only minor apprehension from the spider-fearing boy)
*Why was Eddie Murphy NOT scared of the changing portraits, the staring busts, and the breathing door? Yet Leota freaked him out. And then, all of a sudden, he's immediately cool with the idea that the house is filled with ghosts.
*Why didn't the wife put up ANY kind of fight to get away from Gracey? Isn't her whole family somewhere in the house within screaming distance?
*Why did Murphy and the kids look for the key before even BOTHERING to look for mom. All they would have had to do is wait in the attic for a few minutes (she was in the attic looking at the wedding dress the VERY NEXT SCENE!)
*What was this "curse"? It was never explained. Pirates of the Caribbean took a much more complicated curse and made it EASIER to understand.
*Assuming the curse was brought on by the murder of Elizabeth, why was EVERYONE in the house (the butler, the maid, the ballroom dancers, etc.) effected by the curse?
*If the curse impacted everyone attending the Mardi Gras ball, why were the OTHER ghosts in the vast graveyard ALSO prevented from "crossing over" (they were obviously dead BEFORE the Mardi Gras party, or nobody would have been around to bury them!)
*What actually BROKE the curse? We know the curse was broken when Gracey learns his wife was murdered. But was it simply Gracey knowing that fact? Or was it becuase Murphy accused Ramsley the butler?
*How did Murphy know "the butler did it"? He just blurted than line out without anything leading him to that conclusion.
*Why, when the curse was broken, did a dragon bust out of the ground and grab Ramsley? Because he murdered a woman 100 years ago? Because a human told the woman's husband he was mistaken about her suicide?
*If Gracey is a ghost, then why did he need to kiss the "possessed" mom? Why couldn't he simply join up with the glowing energy ball that was Elizabeth? And why, if they're both ghosts, could they not make contact before?
*Why were Leota and the Singing Busts not allowed to "cross over" like everyone else when the curse was broken? Were they not ghosts like the rest of the group? And if not, how in the world did she get trapped into a ball and why were they singing concrete sculptures?
These are just a few of the inconsistancies that were so distracting, you could not take the movie seriously.