I'm going to post what I have for a script so far, I may need help with the middle when Mickey, Minnie and Figment are pursued by Eisner's thugs. I need to find some sort of animal to cast them as, but I can't use weasels as I don't have any toy weasels to use, as the character sequences will be done in stop motion with toys.Please note that any anachroisms are intentional, as the Epcot attack shows at least 4 things Eisner caused(Horizon's and JII's removal, Pixar running away, and the Tapestry puppets running away.this is a parody after all. Anyway, here's what I have so far...
Godzilla versus Mecha-Eisner
First Draft
(SFX: Guitar playing it’s a Small World)
It’s a world of laughter, a world of tears
A world of hopes and a world of fears
There’s so much that we share that it’s time we are aware…
It’s time to Save Disney!
Sage of Time: and now, as the Millennium Drums unite to become one heartbeat let us…
Dreamseekers: lift up our voices..
Figment: to declare our cause!!
(Music of Save the Earth from Godzilla Versus the Smog Monster starts, montage of lost attractions, and uncreative stuff like Dino-Rama, and the cheapquels)
Animation, Disney's animation
Don't go away, don't go
Magic, the Disney Magic
Don't go away, don't go
The Magic has been poisoned, it's gotten too greedy
Too many sequels to the classics
All the greed now is choking you and me
Good Lord, where is it gonna end?
Got to get it back, someday
Got to get it back, and soon now
For tomorrow maybe, maybe
The Magic could be movin',movin', movin' to the Moon now
It's up to us to make a choice
We know what it's worth to save Disney
Come raise your voice
Save Disney! (save Disney)
Save Disney! (save Disney)
See the evil problem around us
Save Disney! (save Disney)
Save Disney! (save Disney)
And the Solution: stop creative pollution
Save Disney! (save the Earth)
Save Disney! (save the Earth)
Save Disney!
And the Solution: to stop creative pollution
Save Disney!
Save Disney!
Save Disney!
(Title Card: Godzilla Versus Mecha-Eisner)
(Cut to World Showcase. Everything seems calm, as Minnie Mouse walks around the Japan Pavilion. She falls and Mickey rushes in.)
Mickey: Minnie! What’s wrong, what’s happened!?
Minnie: It’s horrible! A monster will set fire to the parks! And trample on the guests that try to run away!
Mickey: Well, now I’m worried. Sounds like some sorta prophecy is going to be fulfilled.
(Explosion heard, Mecha Eisner enters, and begins a horrible rampage of doom. He fires the creativity constrictors (silly string) on Journey Into Imagination. The signs immediately changes from the old sign to the new sign.)
Figment: Dreamfinder! My house! NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! Crappy ride came!!!!!!!!
(He fires at Horizons, and transforms it into Mission Space. He emits an evil laugh and heads toward World Showcase. Guests and Tapestry puppets are running away from the monster. Also seen running are several Pixar characters shouting “Run Away!!!”. A explosion is heard and Godzilla emerges from behind the Japan Pavilion. Cut to Michael Eisner, who is dressed like the alien commander from Godzilla VS Mechagodzilla.)
Michael Eisner(in a Mugar voice): I didn’t expect Godzilla to show up so soon.
(On monitor is Godzilla roaring, ready for a challenge)
Michael Eisner: Damn Godzilla, your mistaken if you think you are a match for Mecha Eisner. Mecha Eisner, beat the crap out of that lizard.
(Mecha Eisner charges towards Godzilla using his beam. Godzilla reels in pain on the ground and changes briefly into a Trendmasters action figure, and a punching Godzilla puppet. He gets up, and uses his beam, which ends up being too cheap to hurt him. Godzilla rushes in and tries attacking the robot with physical strength. Spaceship Earth ends up getting tipped off the base. Godzilla picks up Spaceship Earth and chucks it at Mecha Eisner.)
Mickey: Well at least the secret magic of the building can fix that up.
(Godzilla rushes into Mecha Eisner and attacks. Mecha Eisner uses his Creativity Constrictors, and Godzilla falls to the ground unconscious. Mecha Eisner has won.)
Eisner: Victory is mine!
Minion: Sir, the control system is damaged.
Eisner: Dammit. We’ll have to postpone our attack on Magic Kingdom. Take Mecha Eisner back to the base for repairs.
(Mecha-Eisner flies off to the base, and Godzilla lies unconscious in the World Showcase Lagoon. At the Japan pavilion, Mickey and Minnie have been looking on to the fight.)
Mickey: What the hell just happened?
Minnie: Obviously some prophecy is being fulfilled.
(Cut to Rafiki)
Rafiki: It is time.
(Rafiki is seen heading off to Mickey’s House in Magic Kingdom. Cut to house.)
Rafiki: These times were never a shocking surprise, rather, it had been prophesized that after Walt’s death, the magic would grow weak, rising and falling like the tide and dark spirits would try to destroy the magic forever. Though Roy managed to save the Magic 20 years ago by finding Eisner and Wells to take care of it, yet Eisner had a dark spirit hidden from everyone, kept in check by Wells (lightning flash). Then, in 1994, disaster struck, Frank Wells fell, and Eisner grew drunk with power, corroding the magic up to this point, eventually to madness, to the point of obliterating the magic in powerful strokes with a terrible beast, sharing the same dark spirit. But there was still hope. Two monsters would appear at the advent of Walt’s awakening, to protect the magic, one being forged from light and mana, the Earth’s life-force, and the other formed from a darker power, yet it redeemed itself. (points to carving showing Light Ghidorah and Godzilla)
Mickey: Godzilla and Ghidorah?
Rafiki: Yes, also the legend foretells another joining the fight, one of Walt’s most loyal creations, you.
Mickey: Me? But how? How am I supposed to fight something over 250 feet tall?
Rafiki: Why, using a power within you of course. Yet not alone can the monster be stopped, but you all must unite your power.
(Figment comes running in)
Figment: Mickey! Thank goodness you’re here! It’s horrible! Dreamfinder is gone, and my home just got a lame ______ remodeling! I’ll help you in this quest, I heard everything about that dark lord Eisner and something about the end of the world in case our interference fails, and for god sake I hope I don’t get turned into something unnatural by that dreadful robot mech!
Mickey: Okay Figment, you’re on the team!
Figment: Yes! Now I think I saw a movie like this before. Rafiki, I assume we need some magic totem/symbol to awaken Walt so he can awake Ghidorah?
Rafiki: Yes Figment, I just remembered that. I have that totem with me. (Holds a mini “Partners” statue) You must place it at the train station on the evening the sun sets in the East, the statue will reflect the light of the setting sun and beam it to Walt’s icy tomb. You must keep the statue safe, cause I have a gut feeling some of Eisner’s thugs are going to try and take it.
