Give me some support...

[Konor]

My wife and oldest are going to DW in five days and I am not. I am looking for some (any) reason why I should be glad I am not going so I am coming to the experts on all things DW...Why is it a good thing I am not going to DW right now?

By the way, in addition to the above, I am also not above collecting sarcastic or petty comments to use for future fights about this subject. Some examples I have already thought of (and written down) are:
"No, no, don't even give me a second thought as you enjoy yourself on Splash Mountain."
"Don't worry, we will be dining on a frozen pizza while you enjoy Be Our Guest."
and my favorite, "Why would you believe that I want to go? I have seen it all before, what could have changed?"

 

[draybook]

It's hot.

 

[Victor Kelly]

Its Humid.

Bugs, skeeters, etc.

Rude tourists, stupid tourists, double wide strollers, big crowds, long lines, ECVs, unwashed masses that have no concept what deoderant is for, over priced food and drinks..............

 

[Hakunamatata]

you won't have to endure how bad WDW has deteriorated since your last visit?

 

[KCheatle]

You won't gain 10 lbs from eating all the junk food (and, no, it's not canceled out by the walking)

 

[betty rose]

You won't get sick touching all the things that everyone before you, has touched. Just think about the finger scanner in front. You won't have to endure all the kids, and adults screaming...because they are dead tired.

 

[Launchpad McQuack]

You get to watch whatever you want on TV while they are gone without anyone complaining or trying to get you to watch something else.

 

[KLinder7]

You don't have to worry about your face hurting from smiling and being happy all day.

 

[Stellajack]

You will NOT have to go through the depression of returning to the dreary non-DW days!

 

[ItlngrlBella]

Brazilian tour groups are in full effect right now.

 

[CaptainAmerica]

You won't gain 10 lbs from eating all the junk food (and, no, it's not canceled out by the walking)

I guess that depends on your level of junk food intake. I lost two pounds on my last trip and my diet included both a turkey leg and a pork shank.

It's lovebug season.

 

[Bugz]

Really no excuse why you shouldnt go , you must go

 

[Bugz]

Brazilian tour groups are in full effect right now.

B-tour groups bad in july 22-26 also?

 

[CaptainAmerica]

B-tour groups bad in july 22-26 also?

July is the worst.

 

[Bugz]

Yeah we can only go that week every year and last year wasnt too bad so I thought maybe Disney was splitting them up a little , lets hope they do something to calm it down a little.

 

[NelsonRD]

You'll save about $5K.

 

[WDW74]

You won't have to deal with these...

 

[KCheatle]

I guess that depends on your level of junk food intake. I lost two pounds on my last trip and my diet included both a turkey leg and a pork shank.

It's lovebug season.

Wow! You're lucky!! I always gain - not quite 10 lbs - but I definitely gain a few!!

 

[Chef Mickey]

There is no upside to not going to WDW.

 

[Chef Mickey]

I always end up losing weight at WDW.