Funny Y2K Disney Joke

[civileng68]

I was surfing through some sites and found this and thought you all may like it.

It was created for Y2K but is still funny today.




Top Ten Ways Y2K Will Affect Disney World

10. Accidental switch back to 19,000 Leagues Under the Sea.

9. Screwed up computers report EuroDisney turning a profit.

8. Air traffic control glitch causes Dumbo to smack into a DC-10.

7. Cinderella starts receiving Bashful''s subscription to "Hussler."

6. The Hall of Presidents keeps chanting "Kill Clinton, kill Clinton."

5. When you wish upon a star...not a darn thing happens.

4. Unexpected power surge brings an angry Walt Disney back to life.

3. "Main Street Electrical Parade" becomes "Main Street Two Guys With Plastic Flashlights Parade."

2. Ticket machine accidentally dispenses day passes for less than $600.

1. Two words: catapulting teacups

 

[TheDisneyGirl02]

:lol: :lol:

That is great! Cinderella and Hussler! That made me really laugh!

TheDisneyGirl02

 

[RSoxNo1]

Is that a Letterman special?

 

[civileng68]

?

Is that a Letterman special?

I have no clue. That's the first thing I thought about but I never heard it on Letterman. Who knows.

 

[Horizons1]

Kill Clinton, Kill Clinton. :lol: Euro Disney turning a profit, now thats funny :lol:

 

[PhotoDave219]

Leave the politics out of it, it will turn ugly .... Yes the joke was funny, but leave it there.

 

[disneymoc]

It is Letterman. You can go to his Web site and do a search for Disney. There are a bunch of Disney World related Top 10s.

 

[civileng68]

that's it

It is Letterman. You can go to his Web site and do a search for Disney. There are a bunch of Disney World related Top 10s.

That explains it. It is very Lettermanesque and I was wondering about it. That Top 10 is posted on a few misc. websites.

 

[Lexxweb]

Wow, that was dumb, pointless, and not funny!

 

[civileng68]

to each his own

Wow, that was dumb, pointless, and not funny!

to each his own.

 

[hypercatmatt04]

People have no sense of humor.

 

[tigger-wdw]

Question 6-hal;l Of Presidents Should Say Kill Kerry!

 

[hypercatmatt04]

I cant imagine Kerry int the Hall of Presidents.

 

[DCA Fan]

Good stuff, thanks for sharing