Funny Article on Disney Stock

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Oh Mickey, You're So Fine


By Rick Aristotle Munarriz (TMF Edible)
January 31, 2003


Remember the theme song to The Mickey Mouse Club with Cubby, Annette, and the rest of the Mouseketeers? If I recall, Disney's (NYSE: DIS) "Mickey Mouse March" went something like this:

Who's the leader of the bland,
Beleaguered industry?
And I see, this is why
M-O-U-S-E.

Hey there! High there! 52-week lows there!
You're as dumbstruck as can be,
M-I-C-K-E-Y
M-O-U-S-E.

Eeek-a-Mouse,
Eeek-a-Mouse.
Forever leisure stocks are stranded --
Why? Why? Why? Why?

Well, maybe not exactly like that.

The market has turned to Disney for a glimmer of hope that not all is lost in the entertainment sector. Between AOL Time Warner's (NYSE: AOL) record $98.7 billion loss for 2002 and Vivendi's (NYSE: V) eventual fire sale, the industry hoped to catch a break. Would the Big Cheese pull through?

It did. Disney posted a 6% gain in fiscal first-quarter revenue, while earnings before one-time charges rose from $0.15 a share last year to $0.17 a share this time around. Every segment, save for the company's troubled consumer products division, delivered top-line gains, while the big winner, in terms of operating profits, was the company's theme park division.

Then again, a 20% climb in operating earnings at the park and resorts comes on the heels of sparse attendance figures in the December 2001 quarter. Travel-shy tourists stayed away from the iconic destinations like a double feature of Disney's Treasure Planet and The Hot Chick. But, they're coming back... slowly.

The company predicts healthy bottom-line growth over the next two years, with profit gains between 25% and 35%. Although, that's coming off the current sandbagged base of lackluster earnings. Still, it's taking steps in the right direction.

If I recall, the show used to end with a song that went something like this:

Now it's time to say, "Let's buy our favorite company!"
M-I-C-K-E-Y
M-O-U-S-E.



Maybe the link will work.....I got it from my online portfolio.

http://www.quicken.com/investments/...1.htm?logvisit%3Dy%26source%3Destqukhln001999
 

BRER STITCH

Well-Known Member
Thanks BRENT! :wave:

Funny Stuff!

While it's good news, I'm glad to see somebody ELSE finally make the point that:

..."The company predicts healthy bottom-line growth over the next two years, with profit gains between 25% and 35%. Although, that's coming off the current sandbagged base of lackluster earnings. Still, it's taking steps in the right direction."

I'm tired of watching both my GE AND Disney stocks going lower every day!

Here's to better days ahead for both!

:sohappy:
 

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