Funniest moments.... (I apologize if this has been posted before!)

[ndiniz]

I apologize in advance if this has been posted before, but what is the most funniest thing you've ever seen happen while you were at WDW, or Disney Land?

 

[Spikerdink]

Without a doubt has to be some of the boyfriend/girlfriend or husband/wife fights. This past trip my friend was heading back to his room when he came across a guy sitting on a bench, hunched over with his head in his hands. His GF was standing over him yelling, "Dinner is in 5 minutes, are you going to keep sitting there?" The guy didn't move. "Seriously, are you getting up? No? I am leaving then. Fine." She storms off, but gets only so far and retreats and says, "Now it's 3 minutes to our reservation! Are you getting up? What the F%$^ is wrong with you? I can't believe you are just going to sit there. Fine. I am going. I'm leaving. I am going alone. Dinner reservation is in two minutes. Great. You F%$#ed this up. Thanks alot." And she stormed off. Finally, the guy exhibited some movement and response....as she is leaving, he mumbles, "Leave me the F%$^ alone." Ah, its a good thing to drink around the world during Food and Wine, isn't it???

 

[FettFan]

The Cheating Newlywed Husband at DAK. I've posted the story a few times before.

The Jerry Springer Newlyweds in Animal Kingdom. The woman, still wearing the Minnie Mouse veil hat was upset and screaming, the husband is behind her trying to calm her down....then she turns around and screams "WHY DID YOU **** HER?!" at the top of her lungs.

It was right by Pizzafari.....lots of kids around and a couple of cast members standing nearby....their mouths just DROPPED.

 

[kfergdisney]

I remember someone posting about how there were some foreigners in front of him in a line to a ride talking very dirty to one another, in their own language, of course. The line started moving and they were embrassed in one anothers arms still talking dirty...the guy told them, in English, to move, then proceeded to talk to them in their language. He said the looks on their faces were priceless. They were shocked and embarrassed. After the ride was over he couldn't stop laughing.
Just goes to show you never know how many different languages the people around you know how to speak...so be on your best behavior.