funniest Disney experiences

[hockeymom]

What are your funniest experiences involving the attractions or cast members at Disney?

this one was actually at Disneyland, but the canoes were also at WDW - I was about 13 and we went on the Davy Crockett explorer canoes in which you were handed an oar and supposed row the canoe. The "guide" CM on our canoe had been trying to get everyone rowing properly (the canoes actually held quite a few people from what I remember), when he suddenly blurted, "c'mon everyone pull your weight!! That's the weight you ARE not the weight you WANT TO BE!!!"

kind of funny when you're 13, but I bet there were some people who found that kind of offensive!

I don't even remember where that canoe ended up going! But I do remember we avoided going on those ever again and every time we were near the area they were at both Disneyland and DisneyWorld, I think about that and laugh.

 

[Pumbas Nakasak]

My mother misjudging the water slides at River Country and leaving at high speed. She took ages to come to the surface, and now my wife just has to say the imortal words " Take the hook M'am" and they both fall about laughing at the mental image of my mother being fished out. My kids told her she should be wearing a life vest.

 

[cruiseman]

When i was working on the magic there was a big pool side show with all the characters sing fun vacation tunes. well there was always a conga line that goofy would lead up stairs and walk by my espn store and I would high five about thirty people including goofy every cruise. You could set your watch to it. Goofy would sometimes help himself to one of the hats i was selling and i would have to tell my boss later that goofy ripped off my hat and gave it away. Pretty funny