French Fry shortage? Hello Onion Rings!

[Lilofan]

I saw on local news that the USA may experience a French fry shortage due to poor potato crops. Moving to onion rings..

 

[MinnieM123]

I saw on local news that the USA may experience a French fry shortage due to poor potato crops. Moving to onion rings..

I like onion rings better.

 

[Goofyernmost]

Could this be yet another Potato (or possibly Potatoe) Famine in the works? Oh, the humanities! I hardly ever eat fries though so I guess I might survive.

On the downside it may trigger another massive immigrant infiltration (sometimes referred to as "invasion") and cause a certain portion of our population to fall out of their high chairs and probably soil their diapers.

 

[John park hopper]

Say it isn't so----- what's a burger without fries