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announcer (talking)-Now here is your host...Fud (food) Wrapper


Fud Wrapper (talking)-Hey, thanks everybody. Ya know, your food knows a thing or two about eating right. Take it from the pick of the crop...Ladies and Gentlemen, The Peach Boys.


The Peach Boys (singing)-

You...You'll be happy with the foods you eat.

Mixing Different kinds, each meal can be a treat.

I sing a song of a healthy World.

When your eating right, the feeling cant be beat.

We're talking of good nutrition

Its not just a superstition

We're talking of good nutrition

A tip from your own physician

We're talking of good nutrition

A healthy and smart ambition

We're talking of good nutrition

We're talking of...good Nutrition


Fud Wrapper (talking)-Man...Nothing like the oldies


The Junk (talking)-Right, that old nutrition stuff. Give us a break. They don't wanna hear about "nutrition".


Fud Wrapper (talking)-Cool it guys, we're in the middle of a concert here. Out of the deepfreeze and into your heart, you gotta think about "every bite you take"


The Refrigerator Police (singing to the beat of "Every step I take")-

Every Bite you take. Every cake you bake.

Every milk you shake, every egg you break,

we'll be part of you.

Every single dish, and every breaded fish.

Every fried canish, like a secret wish, is a part of you.

We must conclude, you depend on food,

so we just repeat, you are what you eat.

When it comes to cheese, keep it low fat please.

Try a yogurt freeze, trust your health to these

we'll be part of you


Fud Wrapper (talking)-And while your at it, don't forget about breads, and cereals, and grains. Heres Pita Gabriel, with a little "High Fiber".


Pita Gabriel (singing to the beat of "Sledgehammer")-

You could have some red beans.

A tortilla might be nice.

How about a leafy green salad,

Or a nice big bowl of rice.

All you do is call me, I got everything you need.

I wanna be your High Fiber,

why don't you take a bite.

Oh lemme be your high fiber,

cuz your mom was right,

when she said "High...High Fiber".


The Junk (talking)-Hey Wrapper, give us a chance. You think they wanna hear that old stuff? Salad?


Fud Wrapper (talking)-Hey hey hey, now don't knock Fiber, its nutritious.


The Junk (talking)- nutritious?! hahaha


Fud Wrapper (talking)-Theres plenty of good foods out there. Plenty of stuff you can buy, but you gotta check out the wrapper.. Choose before you chew baby. Leave it to the Wrapper to explain everything.


(rapping)    

Searchin' for some lunch

on a kitchen expedition

What you craves in the microwave

but how about nutrition

A box, a can, a bag

A package on the table

Before you rip, have a backwards zip

Check the contents on the label

a list to fill you in

a formula for feeding

In plain sight, its in black and white

and its fascinating reading

you got the information, before you pull the cap off

tear the bag apart, ya gotta play it smart

Ya gotta read the Wrapper....Always read the wrapper


Announcer-Now here's the "Sole of Rock 'n' Roll" with a lean message for everybody.


Sole of Rock 'n' Roll (sung to "Its Inhis kiss")-   


Im for dinner..High in protein

Meat can be neat, if you keep it lean

(try a ____________________________)

Oh exactly my belief

(you'll love it at first bite)

Oh, a handsome hunk of beef

Try some steak or fish, try a chicken dish,  

just keep it lean (just keep it lean)

How bout some fish tonight

Oh I'd like a Tuna Roll

I've got an appitite

or a tuna cassorole

Have some steak or fish, try a chicken dish  

Just keep it lean.

Whoa Whoa...Just keep it lean


Fud Wrapper (talking)- Yea...some foods will always be in style. C'mon and hit them with a classic Richard.


Richard (Singing to the beat of Tuity Fruity)-         

A wop a be do bop, Im good for you

A wanna nice, blue pear

So extra ordinary

I love a ripe banana

____________________

I look to the east, I look to the west

and everywhere the fruit tastes best

Tuity Fruity, oh rutti...tuity fruity...YAYAYAYAYA...

Tuity Fruity, oh rutti...Tuity Fruity,

oh rutti...Tuity Fruity, oh rutti

A wop a be do bop, Im good for you


Neil Moussaka (singing)-    

Do do do down do de de down down,

come (a) come (a)   down  down down

Dont take my squash, away from me

Dont you leave me with that broccoli

eat your spinach, yes its true

cuz'vegetables are good for you 

dooby dooby down down, come come down, dooby do

down down, come (a) come (a) down


Fud Wrapper (talking)- That was the one and only Neil Moussaka ladies and gentlemen, now heres another classic, Chubby Cheddar, with "Exercise"


 

Chubby Cheddar (singing to the beat of "Do The Twist")-      Come on baby, lets exercise

Come on baby, lets exercise

Its really wise to exercise


The Junk (talking)-Get a load of "Mr. Exercise." We never worried about being healthy, and look at us. Yea, people wanna eat to much, exercise to little, and we love it. Yea...eat on


Fud Wrapper (talking)- You guys just don't get it, do ya?


The Junk (talking)-Listen, We'll tell you, what's real....


(singing)                 

JUNK

We're tired of this nutrition stuff,

we're tired of hearin bunk

we're tired of hearin about exercise

Cuz you know there's nothing like stayin at home,

lyin on the couch, watchin the tube,

with a great big bowl of fattening, stupid junk

We Love junk...Give us sugar and fat

We love junk...you got a problem with that?

we love junk...and we'll be a disgrace

When there's junk, there's nothin like stuffin your   face

Empty calories...junk...

grease and sugar too, junk...junk

We'll be fine with our junk, with out junk, with our  junk...

we're just doin, what you wanna do


(talking)--What happened to the power?


Fud Wrapper (talking)-No power, you guys have been unplugged. Theres plenty of treats out there that are good to eat, but remember, always eat in moderation


The Get To The Point Sisters (singing to "R-E-S-P-E-C-T)- 

Oh Oh, Whatcha Want?

(baby we got it)

Rich and sweet

(Don't ya want it?)

But moderation (means eat)

Just a little bit (don't be greedy)

Just a little bit (oh yea)

Just a little bit

Just a little bit

Oh Oh don't you see? (the fascinations)

Cake and ice cream (sweet temptation)

But moderation means eat just a little bit 

(have something strong)

Just a little bit (that's right)

Just a little bit

Just a little bit


Fud Wrapper (talking)- Hey everybody, its not that hard, but you gotta have harmony in your diet. Keep away from high fat, have plenty of fiber, fruits, and vegetables. Exercise yes, excess no. But lots of foods in moderation...Harmony guys...Har-mo-ny.


All together (singing)- 

You just thought that your dinner was something to do   

We're you're dinner and we've have our own point of view

Whoa baby, don't say no, don't say maybe

gotta choose right, gotta use your head in the kitchen

with every bite ya take...Bite ya take

              

Oh Oh Oh Oh ... Eat good, Eat right oh oh oh

eating right is easy, choose before you chew

we're waiting in the kitchen...Waiting in the kitchen   

for........You


:cry:


Its been almost a week since it's closed, and I was bored out of my mind, so I thought I'd do this...enjoy!:D


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