Favorite Timekeeper Joke!

Favorite Timekeeper Joke

  • *Arrooga* I don't know why that's there except to go *arrooga*!

    Votes: 6 20.7%

  • For your safety, I have invented these rails for you to lean on. I call them Lean Rails. Please do

    Votes: 14 48.3%

  • There goes Susanne Sommers pulled by a blender fish.

    Votes: 5 17.2%

  • And there's little Louis the XVI with his head still on. Ha ha ha ha!

    Votes: 2 6.9%

  • I'LL DECIDE WHEN WE'RE READY TO GO! We're ready to go.

    Votes: 4 13.8%

  • What journey would be complete without a brief moment in the English Countryside with someone named

    Votes: 7 24.1%

  • Think chandelier...think...chardeneige gone tomorrow.

    Votes: 2 6.9%

  • Well, would you look at that? Isn't that a great effect? I planned it that way...I really did.

    Votes: 3 10.3%

  • Thank you for coming. Good day. GET OUT!!!! Allfeetarethesame! Bonnie knock knees..bye bye - hav

    Votes: 5 17.2%

  • In case of a loss of cabin pressure...just relax. Okay? Thank you.

    Votes: 4 13.8%

  • Maybe...no I can't, yes I can, no I can't, yes I can, no I can't, yes I can, no I can't. We're not

    Votes: 2 6.9%

  • You have absolutely nothing to worry about. (What about this nutreno shield?) Oh, nothing. That's

    Votes: 2 6.9%

  • Don't worry...everythings under control...AAAAAAAAHHHH!

    Votes: 2 6.9%

  • I got him on the train. You didn't say inside. Picky picky.

    Votes: 6 20.7%

  • OTHER (Please Specify!)

    Votes: 3 10.3%
  • Total voters
    29
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NoBody

Account Suspended
Timekeeper: Well, time flies, and now I'm going to go browse through the Library at Alexandria ... check up on Columbus before he got to Ohio ... give Freud a piece of my mind and say, "Oedipus Schmedipus!" Okay, show's over. Get outta here, ya little numbskulls. I love ya. Thank you for coming -- I think. GET OUT!
 
wdwrules

wdwrules

New Member
is timekeeper gone for good now or is it open at peak times yet. i hope they decide to open it back up full time. one of my favorites.

:( :( :(

lean rails is my favorite line by the way
 

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