So I married an axe-murderer has got to be the best movie! Mike Myers as the scottish dad is brilliant!
-The Dad talking about Colonel Sanders (KFC guy)
-Ooh, I hated the Colonel with his wee BEEDY eyes and that smug look on his face when he said 'ooh, your going to buy my CHICKEN oohhhoooo!
-Dad, how can anybody hate THE COLONEL?
-Because he puts an addictive chemical in his chicken that makes you crave it fort-night daily you wee smart a$$.
and the mum was funny too!
-Im on the Garth Brooks juice diet
Hilarious!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
-Tyler:king: