Favorite Attraction Quotes

[Jwhee]

What attraction quotes are most meaningful to you? Here are a few of mine:

"Let us reach out and touch the stars as they light the way to tomorrow ... and bring us hope ... for a better world" - Sage of Time

"Use your head, don't lose your head!"- General Knoweldge

"We'll make a wish, and do as dreamers do
And all our wishes, all our wishes, all our wishes, will come true"- Wishes

 

[FettFan]

"I've always wanted to do this!"

"And consider THIS dismaying observation: this chamber has no windows and no doors. Which leaves you with this chilling challenge: to find a way out! Of course, there's always my way...."

"Please stand clear of the doors. Por favor manténganse alejado de las puertas."

 

[minsmk]

"Henry! He did it again, go over and tell that neighbor of ours what for!"- Lady on COP

"If you can dream it, then you can do it!"-Horizons/New TTA

"Like a grand and miraculous spaceship, our planet has sailed through the universe of time.."-Irons SSE

"Welcome to the Festival of Fantasy Parade!"-FOF

"And it Rained, and rained, and rained. The deluge."-TLS movie

"Computer what's happening?! Loss of traction."-Dinosaur

Waaay more that I can't think of right now.. But they will come to me!

 

[George Lucas on a Bench]

Anything spoken by Paul Frees or Jack Wagner.

"Your attention, please. The Disneyland Ltd. now leaving for a complete trip around Walt Disney's Magic Kingdom, through the Grand Canyon and Primeval World. Last call. Board!"

 

[SagamoreBeach]

You go dat way! - AK Safari
-T

 

[CAPTAIN HOOK]

"We've gathered here tonight around the fire..............." Illuminations : ROE

 

[G8rchamps]

"singing" - That's...My....Dad- Finding Nemo the musical. I cry every time.

 

[Marc Gil]

"You stay offa my baack, and I'll stay offa your baack"- Michael

"Si, no one laid an egg but me"- José

"Ack, ja, and the wunderba bird mobile.
It has birds on it, and it goes rrround and rrround.
That's why we call it a bird mobile!" -Fritz

"Ye come seeking adventure of salty old pirates, eh?"- Jolly Roger

"You can't run away from trouble; ain't no place that far." - Splash Mountain

Some of the best quotes are from the tiki room.

 

[Gabriel Garcia]

"hold on to your hats and glasses 'cause this here's the wildest ride in the wilderness!"

 

[ewensell3]

"You are not the first to pass this way..."

From the CMs of another popular ride:
"Step lively, bodies!"
"Please move to the 'dead' center of the room."
No words. Just a solemn deadpan stare (although late on a summer day that could be from any CM).

 

[George Lucas on a Bench]

"Pss...avast there. It be too late to alter course, mateys, and there be plundering pirates lurking in every cove, waitin' to board. Sit closer together and keep your ruddy hands inboard. That be the best way to repel boarders. And mark well me words, mateys: dead men tell no tales, heh hah heh heh.

Ye come seekin' adventure and salty old pirates, ay? Sure you've come to the proper place. But keep a weather eye open, mates, and hold on tight, with both hands if you please. There be squalls ahead and Davey Jones waiting for them what don't obey. Hm hm hm hmm."


"Playful spooks have interrupted our tour. Please remain seated in your Doom Buggy. We will proceed in just a moment.

We have been unavoidably detained by pranky spirits. Kindly remain seated in your Doom Buggy, please. We will continue our tour momentarily."


"May I have your attention. Please remain seated. This ride has stopped temporarily and will resume motion at any time. Please remain seated for your own safety. Thank you."

 

[ABQ]

Hurry back, Hurry back, Be sure to bring your death certificate, if you decide to join us. Make final arrangements now! We've been dying... to have you...

 

[Walt Disney1955]

"Dead men tell no tales............." - Pirates of the Caribbean

I know I am in my happy place when I hear this

 

[ryan1]

"I am your host, your ghost host." - mansion

"dead men tell no tails" - pirates

"Please stand clear of the doors. Por favor manténganse alejado de las puertas." - monorail

"you are not the first to pass this way, nor shall you be the last" - maelstrom (RIP)

"cooter!" - EO

 

[Shellieb1]

I always like the "Please grab small children firmly by the hand" I always twist it to "Please grab small children firmly by the hair" It's worth a small chuckle.

 

[Cmdr_Crimson]

"Hey You Goldbricks! This ain't a Spectator Sport! Where do you think you are? Disney World??!? Get your Stoller's in Line and Hustle on the Double! Move it! Move It!"

"And Depending on you and your vehicle hold up will throw a few surprise test in there!"
"Surprise Test?'
"Yeah...Pick one."

"DAM!"
"Hey!!! Watch Your Language Pumbaa!"

"Rat Schmat! Besides Their Tourists...What do they know?'

 

[WondersOfLife]

What attraction quotes are most meaningful to you? Here are a few of mine:

"Let us reach out and touch the stars as they light the way to tomorrow ... and bring us hope ... for a better world" - Sage of Time

"Use your head, don't lose your head!"- General Knoweldge

"We'll make a wish, and do as dreamers do
And all our wishes, all our wishes, all our wishes, will come true"- Wishes

I'm only the hypothalamus.
I only monitor all the automatic functions of the body.
All the things you don't need to worry about.
I'm used to being taken for granted.
Blink, blink, breathe, breathe, day in, day out.
Never a "Thank you," never a "Job well done." -Hypothalamus, Cranium Command





"I wanna be your High Fiber" - Pita Gabriel

 

[Chef Mickey]

You are the passengers on a most uncommon elevator about to ascend into your very own episode of… The Twilight Zone. One stormy night long ago, five people stepped through the door of an elevator and into a nightmare.

 

[fantasmicsyd]

"Like a grand and miraculous spaceship, our planet has sailed through the universe of time.."
- Spaceship Earth
"There's a great big beautiful tomorrow, just a dream away"
-CoP
"Some Imagination, huh?"
-Fant
There are so many more, I can't name all of them!!

 

[TB4244]

No eating, drinking, smoking or use of flash photography on this ride...