FastPass+ Commercial

ImagineerDude

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Parts of this looked especially cheesy:bored:...then I remember how annoying the male voice for the 30% off rooms commercial is o_O.....then I see Uni's commercial that tells a relatable story to many families nowadays so please Disney....just stop and air the old commercials with the kids running around hugging Mickey and riding with the Mad Hatter on the Tea Cup :arghh: :banghead::banghead::banghead: Ok I'm done. :)
 

disney4life2008

Well-Known Member
I really despite disneyworld commercials now because the experience they promote is really not the experience you get. Never once have I seen (maybe in the early 90s) Cinderella galloping along Main Street. But understand, these commercials are for those not vested in disney - so they see this and think wow I can immediately book a meet and greet with Belle with no wait. So they call disney to find that the 30% discount applies to the most expensive resorts and even the values are $100.
 

Weather_Lady

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Did this commercial say "during our TEST"?

It's a TEST! It's a TEST!
Sakes alive, well, I'll be blessed!
Thank the Lord, though I'm unnerved
I've had the Fastpasses reserved!
Meet-and-greet, ride the train,
Bracelet's chafing me again.
While the giant crane is loomin'
all our castle pics are ruined!
System's lost our ADRs!
Heaven's sake, the monorail cars --
clean them up! We want the company impressed!
We've got a lot to do
that we will not get to,
but it's a test.
It's a test,
It's a TEST!
 
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englanddg

One Little Spark...
It's a TEST! It's a TEST!
Sakes alive, well, I'll be blessed!
Thank the Lord, though I'm unnerved
I've had the Fastpasses reserved!
Meet-and-greet, ride the train,
And, my dear, look at that crane!
While the installation's brewin'
all our castle pics are ruined!
System's lost our ADRs!
Heaven's sake, the monorail cars!
Clean them up, we want the company impressed!
We've got a lot to do
that we will not get to
But it's a test,
It's a test,
It's a TEST!
I read this to the tune of be our guest in my head.

Simply brilliant!
 

Nubs70

Well-Known Member
They need to let everyone know that they only get 3 per day, for one park. Not much incentive to stay on property.
Now Disney must absolutely acquire rights to Lord of the Rings. So as little Jimmy tries to use his MB try to get on his fourth FP of the day, Gandalf can pop up and bellow, "Thou shall not pass!!!"
 
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James122

Well-Known Member
Now Disney must absolutely acquire rights to Lord of the Rings. So as little Jimmy tries to use his MB try to get on his fourth to of the day, Gandalf can pop up and bellow, "Thou shall not pass!!!"

I just want you to know that I almost spit orange juice all over my new shiny laptop because of this post. :D
 

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