Fast and Furious Attraction

[CLEtoWDW]

Who else is with me: worst attraction I’ve ever experienced. This thing makes SGE look like a stinking masterpiece.

 

[JoeCamel]

Who else is with me: worst attraction I’ve ever experienced. Thus thing makes SGE look like a stinking masterpiece.

Pretty much the whole world except Drew

 

[OG Runner]

Yeah, unfortunately, the queue is probably the best part of the ride. Then you get into the pre-shows and it all goes downhill
from there. It is too bad. I am actually of fan of the movies.

 

[MisterPenguin]

Well, unless you're really into sports cars, the queue is quite underwhelming.

Then there's the part with the CM in the pre-show that kept muttering over the actor's lines. I kept muttering "shut-up."

Then the laughable staging of the rave.

Then the totally unknown reason why we had to run from the FBI. If the FBI is coming, you criminals can flee, I'll just surrender, thank-you. I don't know what I did to become part of a criminal 'fam.'

Then the blinding of the eyes with the tram lights, probably so we couldn't get a good look at the lousy effects.

Then the action which was as inexplicable as a Transformers movie... or the ride.

So... yeah.

 

[WDWTank]

Who else is with me: worst attraction I’ve ever experienced. This thing makes SGE look like a stinking masterpiece.

I agree. It’s basically a portal to hell.

 

[ToTBellHop]

Well, unless you're really into sports cars, the queue is quite underwhelming.

Then there's the part with the CM in the pre-show that kept muttering over the actor's lines. I kept muttering "shut-up."

Then the laughable staging of the rave.

Then the totally unknown reason why we had to run from the FBI. If the FBI is coming, you criminals can flee, I'll just surrender, thank-you. I don't know what I did to become part of a criminal 'fam.'

Then the blinding of the eyes with the tram lights, probably so we couldn't get a good look at the lousy effects.

Then the action which was as inexplicable as a Transformers movie... or the ride.

So... yeah.

I’m glad I’m not the only one who has no idea what the hell is going on at the Transformers ride other than “big robots, some bad, some good, boom!”

 

[MisterPenguin]

I’m glad I’m not the only one who has no idea what the hell is going on at the Transformers ride other than “big robots, some bad, some good, boom!”

Shhh. Don't dis Transformers too loudly, @marni1971 will hear!! And then the board will go six weeks without any rumors!!

 

[George Lucas on a Bench]

It's not even something that can be ironically enjoyed for its badness. It's just that awful.

 

[Gainesvillain]

Agreed. Ride system works for me with Kong, but is just a dud with F&F.

 

[CLEtoWDW]

It's not even something that can be ironically enjoyed for its badness. It's just that awful.

Agreed. It should honestly win an award for the worst attraction in American theme parks.

 

[JoeCamel]

Agreed. It should honestly win an award for the worst attraction in American theme parks.

I think you went a little far there. It is cringeworthy but worst in all the "theme" parks in America??

 

[Tom Morrow]

There are worse attractions, but I think F&F might be objectively the worst in terms of how inexcusably bad it is vs. what the company is capable of.

Also, I love Transformers. I'll admit that it took a few rides to really even visually comprehend it, but it's a case of Universal's chaotic style fitting perfectly. It really does feel like you're in the middle of a battle in a Michael Bay film, and I don't find it redundant because of Spider-Man.

 

[JoeCamel]

There are worse attractions, but I think F&F might be objectively the worst in terms of how inexcusably bad it is vs. what the company is capable of.

Also, I love Transformers. I'll admit that it took a few rides to really even visually comprehend it, but it's a case of Universal's chaotic style fitting perfectly. It really does feel like you're in the middle of a battle in a Michael Bay film, and I don't find it redundant because of Spider-Man.

I don't understand the people that can't understand xformers. Did they not walk the queue and see the AllSpark?

 

[TwilightZone]

There are worse attractions, but I think F&F might be objectively the worst in terms of how inexcusably bad it is vs. what the company is capable of.

Also, I love Transformers. I'll admit that it took a few rides to really even visually comprehend it, but it's a case of Universal's chaotic style fitting perfectly. It really does feel like you're in the middle of a battle in a Michael Bay film, and I don't find it redundant because of Spider-Man.

I consider the transformers ride one of the cooler simulators.
Granted, I never been to the spiderman ride. But still.

 

[MisterPenguin]

I don't understand the people that can't understand xformers. Did they not walk the queue and see the AllSpark?

It left me thinking: Why can't the Transformers use the AllSpark and bury the Derpicons in thousands of tons of sentient pick-up trucks and toasters?

 

[JoeCamel]

It left me thinking: Why can't the Transformers use the AllSpark and bury the Depticons in thousands of tons of sentient pick-up trucks and toasters?

Wall-E cleaned them up?

 

[lebeau]

Are you guys trying to tell me that Transformers has a plot?!?

 

[OG Runner]

I’m glad I’m not the only one who has no idea what the hell is going on at the Transformers ride other than “big robots, some bad, some good, boom!”

Yeah, but what else do you need?

 

[ToTBellHop]

Yeah, but what else do you need?

Well, it’s Michael Bay. So a series of girls in skimpy clothes who rely on the males to actually progress the story and save them?

 

[GLaDOS]

It's not even something that can be ironically enjoyed for its badness. It's just that awful.

I disagree with that. I think it's hilarious.

But it's still a massive waste of space and a waste of a property that could be used for something really fun.