Entertaining things I've discovered at Disney that aren't on the brochure

Ron Burgundy

Ron Burgundy

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I may be odd. But here are a few things that have always been funny to me while visiting the parks..

1. Seeing someone get busted by their significant other for -admiring- another guest. I've noticed that people wear some pretty revealing things at Disney World.. I've seen even the most skilled glancers get caught even while wearing shades.. You women are particuarly sharp with that talent. It's creepy.

2. It's often funny to walk through the little seedy path by Cinderella's Castle where smoking is permitted. As a nonsmoker, it always seems to me like the people there are so angry while they get their "fix." Being shunned to skid row to smoke may be the reason. :) Disney has a skid row lol..

3. It's always hilarious to see the parents who seem to be running low on "magic fuzzies" and on the verge of making the local news because of their child's behavior.. They always have that "nope, too many witnesses" look on their faces.

4. My family and I play the "what am I going to hear today" prediction game. I always go with.. "Wouldn't it be great if we were the only ones here?"

5. I like to see how many people get barked at by the Disney staff who are getting people to clear the path for the parade. I'm not sure those "cast members" are held to the same -be kind- standard that the rest of the staff abides by. I refer to them as DIsney-NYPD... "ALRIGHT PEOPLE...MOVE OUTTA THE WAY FOR THE PARADE!!.. YOU!!.. JUNIOR!!.. GET UP!! I WILL BEAT THE MAGIC RIGHT OUTTA YOU IF I HAVE TO ASK YA JUST ONE MORE TIME. OH ILL MAKE THE MEMORIES BEGIN... MOVE IT!"

I'm interested if any of you have strange things that amuse you while visiting the parks as well.
 
Tom Morrow

Tom Morrow

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Ron Burgundy said:
5. I like to see how many people get barked at by the Disney staff who are getting people to clear the path for the parade. I'm not sure those "cast members" are held to the same -be kind- standard that the rest of the staff abides by. I refer to them as DIsney-NYPD... "ALRIGHT PEOPLE...MOVE OUTTA THE WAY FOR THE PARADE!!.. YOU!!.. JUNIOR!!.. GET UP!! I WILL BEAT THE MAGIC RIGHT OUTTA YOU IF I HAVE TO ASK YA JUST ONE MORE TIME. OH ILL MAKE THE MEMORIES BEGIN... MOVE IT!"
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Haha. There are some situations like that where they pretty much *have* to be rude and blunt, otherwise people won't do anything. Same with trying to group people on some attractions - if the CM isn't "stern", the ride doesn't get loaded because people don't listen.
 
FettFan

FettFan

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Ron Burgundy said:
5. I like to see how many people get barked at by the Disney staff who are getting people to clear the path for the parade. I'm not sure those "cast members" are held to the same -be kind- standard that the rest of the staff abides by. I refer to them as DIsney-NYPD... "ALRIGHT PEOPLE...MOVE OUTTA THE WAY FOR THE PARADE!!.. YOU!!.. JUNIOR!!.. GET UP!! I WILL BEAT THE MAGIC RIGHT OUTTA YOU IF I HAVE TO ASK YA JUST ONE MORE TIME. OH ILL MAKE THE MEMORIES BEGIN... MOVE IT!"
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This is my apprentice, Darth Maul.
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He will clear the route for your parade!




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KCheatle

KCheatle

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Because of the close proximity while waiting in lines or waiting for the parades, I frequently, without any deliberate attempt on my part, end up eavesdropping on people's conversations. And, I have heard some of the most random, disgusting things. I think It's amazing how many people have no concept that when you're in a line of people, those within 5 feet of you can hear everything you're saying/doing! I've heard people say they have to poop (I'm like "really? Couldn't just say you needed to run to the restroom?"). I've heard people threaten their children with a beating. I've heard people ask questions like, while we're in line for Monster's Inc Laugh Floor (not going to use the acronym ;)), "who's the green guy with the eyeball?" And I'm just rolling my eyes... And, surprisingly, I hear people pass gas a lot. Like a lot a lot. I think they don't think people can hear them cause they do it all non-nonchalantly .But, I can definitely hear you. And, even worse, I can definitely smell you. But, I'm a mom, so I'm used to terrible smells. Comes with the bizz.
 
HDS

HDS

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That reminds me of one time at MILF, at the start of the show the camera was focused on a lovely lady's ample bosom. It was showing on the large screen. The comic CGI had his mouth a gape and was saying "Ahh..ah... camera CAMERA!" Very large laugh from the room over that. best time in MILF ever!
 
steviej

steviej

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StarBurst said:
Seeing someone get busted by their significant other for -admiring- another guest. I've noticed that people wear some pretty revealing things at Disney World.. I've seen even the most skilled glancers get caught even while wearing shades.. You women are particuarly sharp with that talent. It's creepy

im usually guilty of this, but im single and usually in the parks solo:(
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Why be sad? I was seeing a couple girls during my cp's and the best times I had in the parks was when I was by myself.

I got to go on anything I wanted when I wanted as many times as I wanted.
 
Britt

Britt

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I am almost always the one pointing out people to josh...men or women, I don't care at all! Haha!

I am DEFINITELY that person going "oh my gosh. Too many witnesses.", but usually about other people's kids!

I love hearing people get yelled at by CMs! Usually for hiking a fence to get a pic with the Mickey and Minnie bush!! y'all??
 
JIMINYCR

JIMINYCR

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I'm making my way forward in the FP line. A guy in the standby line sees us moving ahead of him and his family. He starts cussing out the CM thats directing us forward and holding the standby line in place. The CM tries to inform him of the FP details. The guy yells that hes been waiting for **** minutes and hes doesnt care about the FP, it's not fair that we get ahead of him. The CM again tries to calm him down and explain. Mr. Guest says this is **** and grabs his family and turns around and leaves. Had he waited 2 minutes he would have been next on the ride. CM shrugs his shoulders and lets me go on.
 

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