Do you have any 'inside joke's @WDW

[OldKeyWest24]

So do ya have an 'inside jokes' at WDW? Our family has soo many that every trip we always get more so we buy christmas ornaments and put a tag on the ornaments bout memories and jokes from that trip. Im not gunna put my whole list but i'll put the funny ones!

-any "questions" about the macaw!-oh this was too funny. the guy at animal kingodm said any questions bout the macaw but used these really funny hand gestures when he did and he put finger quotes up when he said questions..it was really funny

-Micro-brewery and hair of the dog- we where playing match game at spoodles so one perosn gave a word and the other perosn had to end it. I said micro and everyone else said wave or chip but my mom who had a few too many drinks said brewery..it was soo funny! and then i said hair.most people said cut or style or spray and she said of the dog! my and my sis were clueless and had no idea wat she ment...that was hilarious!

Larry Larry Larry!!!-
you know those people who take ur pics at the park. well we were in animal kingdom and the lady asked my uncle larry if he wanted a pic. he said nicley no thanks and walked away. The lady asked my aunt wat my unlces name was. and this lady started chasing my uncle with this annoying high pitched voice screaming LARRY LARRY LARRY!! DONT BE A POOPER!! it was soo funny.

The waitors-
This one isnt that funny. My uncle would make fun of all the waitors..hes soo mean! espeically this "flameboyant" one who was too funny! Jan was the best. we worked at Olivias cafe. My uncle asked for the pasta with out the shrimp..and Jan scremed at my uncle u must get the shrimp u must!! it makes the meal!!! mr.Shrimp and Mr.Pasta go together!! it was pretty funny!

So do u have any of those "u had to be there" or "inside" jokes @WDW? spill em' here!

Susan
:lol:

 

[DisneyPhD]

Haha, LOL. Good qusestion.

It must of been the first trip my hubby and I took together to WDW. We were waiting at the bus at Dixi Landings when an other couple with their kids came up. The mother was wondering were to stand for the bus to MK. The husband was so rude and patranising. He keep yelling at her in frount of their kids and all the other people there "look at the signs, read the signs, what does the signs say????????"

We were apauled by his behavior, in frount of all those people at the happiest place on earth no less. So from then on, when ever one of feels the other one is being patrionizing or rude, we kindly remind them, "look at the signs, what does the signs say." It helps us to keep OUR behaviors in check, and reminds us of a wonderful trip.

 

[grimgringhost]

Well, I don't know if this is exactly what you mean by an inside joke, but here it goes. This one time we waited in line for Splash Mountain for about 2 hours. The whole time my dad was figiting (he's not exacly a ride person) Anyways, when we finally got to the front of the line, he made a break for it and ran to the bathroom. My mom and sister and I went on the ride and when we got off, my dad was standing there. We asked him if he had fun and he told us he had left it in the stall for us to prove he was telling the truth.

 

[Grim Grinner]

We have a whole bunch... Most involve my friend Jason's wife Carole who causes trouble whereever she goes. Here are a few choice highlights...

1. Watching the preshow movie for Dinosaur, she yells out "Oooooh I want an Iguanadon!!!" Drawing lots of looks. From then on, whenever we saw a dinosaur, we'd point and repeat her quote. It was cute at the time...

2. In Moroco, she yelled out "Look, it's the Taliban Cafe!" once again attracting evil attention. What's the name of the real cafe, Tandori or something like that? Anyways, she's permanently ruined any chances of us looking at the sign without laughing.

3. Yelling out "I've been violated" when the bee stinger poked her in a certain hole in It's Tough to Be a Bug. She was a bit frantic, and cast members started making their way towards her to see what was wrong...

4. Someone in our group that wasn't me, farted in one of the Hydrolators in the Living Seas... We spent a few moments watching people come out of the elevator simulation with the most horrid looks on their faces. It was officially named the Fertlilator, and our group has banned a certain female from the ride....

5. This time I'm guilty. We joked about a certain XXX website with people having ______ at the park. In American Pie fashion, I humped the central section of the monorail while we had the cars to ourselves.... I was fully clothed, and the picture looks hilarious. The others are currently planning on using it as blackmail.
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As with any great trip, this last one was loaded with memories. However these are the emotional scars that will haunt us.

 

[Kevin-Page]

Hmm, here are a few we have:

1) whenever we flush a toilet in a Disney hotel room, we say "Bah-Woosh", since they are so loud and have a strong suction to it. It was a take off on Al Bundy from Married with Children, when he talked about wanting a toilet bowl that could "stand up and take his best shot" and have a flush that goes "Bah Woosh". LOL


2) my wife heard a young British boy ask his father if he could get a Xmas stocking, so whenever she sees anything Xmas related or British, she says in the harshest British accent (that a Long Islander can), "Daddy can we buy a stocking?" (heavy accent on the ST of stocking)

3) the top flip lock on the hotel room doors is affectionally known as the "Consuelo Lock" (to prevent the cleaning lady from entering the room

Kevin Page

 

[Tom Morrow]

These are the only two that come to mind, but I'm sure theres a few more I've just forgotten:

We were heading towards Test Track, near Innoventions. Well, we overheard a really obese mother arguing with her two kids: a son and a daughter who were both about 13 years old. I didn't think much of it until the mom stood up and SHOUTED in a whiney voice: "BUT I WANNA RIDE THE RACE TRACK!! (test track) RIGHT NOW!!!" *stomps foot*. Her kids just looked at her weird, as they were obviously more mature than her. I just burst out laughing and nearly collapsed. So now, we often joke saying "BUT I WANNA RIDE THE RACE TRACK!"

And another time, right under Spaceship Earth, there were a lot of people standing around because it had just started raining. Everyone was quiet, though, so all you could hear was the rain. Well, some guy with 2 toddlers was having a hard time getting them into a double stroller. Most people standing around began watching him. He got them into the stroller, realized everyone was watching him, and pushed the stroller quickly to get himself out of there. Then... *CRASH!* He ran straight into a guard rail, and both kids fell out started screaming. The dad bursts out, "GOD DAMMIT!!!! Where the HELL is your mother?!?" Almost everyone around started laughing. It was one of the funniest things I've ever seen.

Well, hope you enjoyed those!

 

[DanStat]

I don't want to say too much about this one...cause I want to keep it an "inside joke"...but a group of my friends and I were walking and one of my friends went "ooohhh I want some!''

I'll leave what she was talking about up to your imagination!

 

[PuertoRekinSam]

I have a buzz cut and when ever my roommates and I walk through any of the parks and we pass a hair wrap station I get a huge slap in the arm and a "Dude! It would be Banging if you got a hair wrap!" I don't remember what it was I said to start this all but eh. every time.

Back during my college program (spring 2000) there was an incident involving a man who wanted to let his daughter ride on his sholders on Goofy's BarnStormer. My roommate Jay was working at the time, and the rest of us found this histarical. Since then we always ask if we can ride on each others sholders.

Go to the Comedy Wherehouse and learn the Jake dance.

on the ToT I held a quarter on my hand and showed it to my roomate Ian. It flew up and smacked him in the forhead. We threaten him with loose change whenever we go on the ride.

 

[MCMike37]

WEll, this is a fun thing I always do now...

Space Mountain...

WEll, you know how the track goes right next to the first hill. WEll, for some reason one day I decided that next time I was on the ride, I would make sure that when I passed that point and there was another car just starting the climb, I would yell, "You gonna die!!!!" and screamed. My brother was in the second car and he said the look on their faces was pricless.

 

[NowInc]

on ToT...

At the end of the ride when "rod" is making his speach about how you have just experienced blah blah...and then he says

"And we welcome you to..." and right before he says "The twilight zone"...I always yell out "The gift shop!"

did that make any sence?

 

[disney_nutter]

Originally posted by NowInc
on ToT...

At the end of the ride when "rod" is making his speach about how you have just experienced blah blah...and then he says

"And we welcome you to..." and right before he says "The twilight zone"...I always yell out "The gift shop!"

did that make any sence?

I have to try that next time i go there

 

[NowInc]

LoL...also on ToT...

When you are in the hall..and you see the ghosts ...and they are "gesturing" to you...

me and my friends always mutter in a ghostly voice

"coooome...spend monnneeeeeey"...

hehe..its fun

 

[epcot71]

not sure if this counts but when i was about 22 i had my dad(whos and art director in la) do up a really good resume for me-i agave him all my info ,work history,education,etc he told me to send a modern pic so he could attach my pic to the top of the resume.well turns out the A-HOLE(LOVE YA DAD) attached a pic of curly from the 3 stooges to it instead of my pic and sent it to disney.-now i know why im not at disney

 

[sillyspook13]

In the RnRC preshow, right after the manager says "What do you want me to do? Send them all with you?" I yell "How about some backstage passes?" Of course, Steve always replies "Hey, I love that idea! How about some backstage passes?"

A friend from Tapestry once made a joke about a sheep. Since then, upon seeing him in the parade, everybody yells "BAA!!!" It's especially funny when a float goes by and you hear "baa" coming from somewhere deep within the cab...

A Haunted Mansion cm and I made up a spiel as a joke one night. (only used when there are few people in the stretch room)
"Now pile your wretched bodies THERE!"
"Where?"
"In the dead center of the room, of course."
"Oh, ok."

 

[HMGhost13]

ok this one is kinda lame but anyways. i hate riding snow white. not that's scary, not that it's kiddie but because i have well, big ears. everytime we ride we get...the dopey car. i started gloating one day when it passed and we were two cars away from getting on and gues what? they had more than one dopey car so guess what we sat in?:lol: so it's kinda a tradition when i say "shuddup" while my dad laughs. not really a joke but whatever.

my little bro is probably the best example of an inside joke. since we live in NC, we don't see many ducks in a pool or walking near us, there are TONS as we all know, in WDW. well, it's now a tradition (even though he's 8 and it started when he was 5) to take pictures of the ducks swimming near by or walking near by. no ride photos or anything but ducks. (no donald isn't one of them)

 

[Goofalicious]

My brother my dad and I were eating lunch outside of Wildersness lodge and they made me through the garbage away...Instinctively I went to the closest garbage can, but it was a recylcling bin for cans. We then realized that some people might be gulible enough to try throughing their trash in the can...we thought it would be a good Candid Camera segment

 

[AkiraRaptor]

We stayed at AKL our last stay, and everytime we came back to the resort we were singing this little song that they make up on the "Who's line is it anyway?" TV show, it was an African chant.

And everytime we left in the morning we would sing "Hakuna Matata".