Cranium Command Replacement

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General Grizz

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CC will have to sadly be replaced (ONLY if it is replaced with something BETTER!) ... And that is something I am currently imagineering.

It would feature a creature - Well, here are 2 possibilities.

1) DEALING WITH STRESS - the critter is having dealing with stress. So, he orders this "stress reliever" thru a catalog...and the thing insults him - frustrates him, etc. but must realize he must calm himself. Laugh-out-oud effects will occur (as on the stage, there will be many different creature animatronics).

2) The critter is captured and is taken into a lab to undergo stress tests. We can monitor what happens inside him as he is put under extreme conditions.
 
NowInc

NowInc

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Well...thats MUCH better than my "Rectum River Rapids" idea for a replament.. (ewwwww...ok..did I just go too far?)
 
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No, it will use the same type of show. A short preshow and then a sit down presentation inside the main theater. Showtime runs about 15 minutes.

Yes, NowInc, that's a little too far!! :lol:
 
WDW-Imagineer

WDW-Imagineer

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Originally posted by NowInc
Well...thats MUCH better than my "Rectum River Rapids" idea for a replament.. (ewwwww...ok..did I just go too far?)
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:lol: :lol:

That would be a very interesting ride... the guest boards a burrito and proceeds into the mouth and throught the body, quite hastily I might add. :lol:
 
NowInc

NowInc

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Originally posted by WDW-Imagineer


:lol: :lol:

That would be a very interesting ride... the guest boards a burrito and proceeds into the mouth and throught the body, quite hastily I might add. :lol:
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LoL...damn skippy.. If/when i get to imagineering..thats my first suggestion
 
Chad

Chad

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what's wrong with cranium command? It's hilarious as it is...Just needs some new movie sequences in it...

Weren't you the one fighting to keep the classics??!??
 
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General Grizz

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SHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

I am doing the NowInc method!!! :lol:

But in all seriousness...Cranium Command is a hilarious show. WHERE DID ALL THE BUTTERFILES COME FROM?

...And I am one who wants to keep the classics.

But let me clarify that.

FOR EXAMPLE, I wouldn't mind Horizons and World of Motion and Journey into Imagination and Kitchen Kabaret CLOSING (oh my gosh! Is Grizzly Hall saying this!!?) BUT ONLY if there are GOOD replacements. My idea is not good enough to replace CC....no. But it is an idea. If I find that there are many good and better aspects, I will NOT close Cranium Command (well, you know what I mean)...but recently, everything that has been replacing these attractions (well at least the last 3) has been PURE TORTURE. THAT'S why I like to save the classics.

Shows like HM, PoTC, Country Bear Jamboree, Tiki, CoP that have not only the classical aspect, but also the historical, Walt-influential aspect as well.

But these aren't in EPCOT. And as I recall, at some points, all old Future World attractions are going. As much as I want to keep them, I HAVE to say bye. I can't stop them being taken away.

And sometime soon, Cranium Command will get the hook. Maybe not, but I am sure sometime within the next 10 years.

If it does, I would STILL like to see some reference to it...in a 20 year anniversary thing or that Historical Center that I mentioned earlier.

This is an idea that I ONLY promote if I find it superior after years of development.
 
Chad

Chad

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I actually believe that EPCOT is a cruel joke..They make wonderful rides, that became outdated as Technology, then they must remove them...(sigh..) Of course, thats the way it's SUPPOSED to work, now eisner and co. just use that as a facade for their real reasons, COST CUTTING! Anyways...

I don't think cranium comman will be removed..Updated, yes, removed, no..

Use larry as a Food ROCKS! relpacement...He is needed there much more desperately...He orders a NUTRITION MAN 5000, guranteed to give you just the right amount of vitmains and minerals you need each day...Of course, it doesn't work, nothing order form TV does, and his neighbor pops over to see what all noise is about..Then explains to Larry how he can EASILY get nutrition just from eating right...Of course, make the script funnier then that, and make his neighbor a cuddly, big type thing
 
The_CEO

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Iv'e seen Food Rocks about 4 times and I regret spending my time listening to old classics turned into food nutrition. It needs to be changed..
 
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General Grizz

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Food Rocks needed to be changed in 1994.
:lol:

Not only is the music "outdated" - but it all seems to cheap. Colorful, yeah...and cute ideas, but you could have taken the names and put them in a joke book. Hee hee.... The animatronics are the worse I've ever seen. Maybe they just WANTED to make it all look cheesy. It cost about 50% less than the making of the "all around" Kitchen Kabaret (which would NEVER get outdated...heck, the music was all original).

I hate it 10x more than Test Track...NOT as much as JIYI, though!!
 
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General Grizz

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Read my recent posts in General Discussion and What's New? - There are lots of reasons...:(

I could say: Why don't you like Country Bear Jamboree?
And you don't like it? OK...yet you still ask
"Why don't you like Test Track?"
 
J.E.Smith

J.E.Smith

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Whoa, whoa, whoa!What's this about Crainum Command getting replaced?

Was there a bit of info I missed!?

I agree though, replace it with something that's as good as it is!

Hopefully it won't turn into MSTie fodder like JIYI or Food Rocks. That's probably the reason I would go on one of those these days(Too bad JIYI is closed...I would have a field day MSTing THAT ride)

:D

For example, at the beginning where they show you your Imagnation Level...

Me: Oh look! They're showing us Channing's I.Q. level!

or Me doing Channing's voice: Oh wait, that's the ride designer's Imagnation level...we'll show yours after we show you their work!!

Ah...so many jokes you can make on that one...
 
J.E.Smith

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Of course.

You know, I've always wanted a Zeke avatar on forums where they let you upload your own.

:D


What do you think of my sig?
 

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