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Comedian jokes about WDW
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rainfully
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I was at an improv comedy show once, and it was one of the guys in the troupe's birthday, so he put on a "special performance." And his finale... I kid you not, was his own reenacment of the "Indiana Jones Stunt Spectacular". He claimed he used to work at MGM... I don't know if that was true or not.
Needless to say, I was probably the one in the audience laughing the hardest. I just couldn't believe my eyes... I mean... how random?
Needless to say, I was probably the one in the audience laughing the hardest. I just couldn't believe my eyes... I mean... how random?
Maelstrom1
New Member
On Dave Chappelle's Live at the Fillmore he jokes about going to WDW (this was after he got big mind you), saying that EVERYONE at the parks would come up to him and go "hey, hey! I'm Rick James b****! I couldn't contain myself when he said that. :lol:
Expo_Seeker40
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I heard a comedian one time say something like how it must suck being old and living in Florida and your relatives come visit and take you to all the tourist attractions and the comedian remarked about making grandpa do the EPCOT Center death march around world showcase in the blazing sun.
Lorraine from madtv did the "missing link" where the host said "charleton heston played a man tormented by apes in what epic....." and lorraine goes "yep" and she says "ep..." "ep..." and lorraine says" oh EPCOT, uguhuhuh yeah we've been there before, you know my husband Karl got mugged in the parkinglot, thank goodness for those travelers checks uhguhu" :hammer:
Lorraine from madtv did the "missing link" where the host said "charleton heston played a man tormented by apes in what epic....." and lorraine goes "yep" and she says "ep..." "ep..." and lorraine says" oh EPCOT, uguhuhuh yeah we've been there before, you know my husband Karl got mugged in the parkinglot, thank goodness for those travelers checks uhguhu" :hammer:
sillyspook13
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One of my favorite comedians (can't think of his name, a big Hispanic guy) has a routine about Disneyland. He says that he and his big friends judge who is the biggest by how many clicks it takes to lower the lap bar on the roller coasters at Disneyland.:lol:
CaptainMichael
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He said even Mickey Mouse was doing it!Maelstrom1 said:
tn1999
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I remember the first appearance of Debby Downer on SNL (Lindsey Lohan hosted). The whole skit took place in WDW. It was the funniest SNL skit I have ever seen. every person in the skit (including lohan) was laughing out of character. Debby Downer is now a reaccuring act because of that skit.
rainfully
Well-Known Member
tn1999 said:
That was one of the funniest things I ever saw on SNL! As soon as they showed Cindy's Castle I hit "record" and thank goodness I did... I watch it every once in a while when I need a good laugh.
I found it online: http://www.jengajam.com/r/Debbie-Downer-SNL
NadieMasK2
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sillyspook13 said:
Was it George Lopez? He is really funny! Except now he has lost weight so that joke may not work as well.:lol:
poohbear612
New Member
Yeah, it is George Lopez. He is on an ABC show and they have even filmed his show at Disney land before. I have seen him doing an act about disney land. He says he grew up near it but was too poor to go and now ABC lets him go for free all the time.
Dubman
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One of the things I found in my achives..
Nathan Lane at the Academy Awards remarking on Disney's marketing skills said "Who else could have brought you "Little Mermaid" fish sticks, "The Lion King" push-up bra, "The Hunchback of Notre Dame" backpack, and the "Pocahontas" home pregnancy test?"
Nathan Lane at the Academy Awards remarking on Disney's marketing skills said "Who else could have brought you "Little Mermaid" fish sticks, "The Lion King" push-up bra, "The Hunchback of Notre Dame" backpack, and the "Pocahontas" home pregnancy test?"
DznyGrlSD
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Thanks, for the link, i just wantched it again...i LOVE this skit :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
~heather
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rainfully said:That was one of the funniest things I ever saw on SNL! As soon as they showed Cindy's Castle I hit "record" and thank goodness I did... I watch it every once in a while when I need a good laugh.
I found it online: http://www.jengajam.com/r/Debbie-Downer-SNL
nibblesandbits
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My favorite jokes about Disney are by Rodney Carrington. Some of them are very inappropriate...but man are they funny! If I get the time to re-listen to my cd, I'll post some of the more appropriate ones on here later.
Jekyll Baker
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sillyspook13 said:
It's not George Lopez. The comedian's name is Gabriel Iglesias - hilarious Comedy Central special.
Connor002
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David Letterman:
Top Ten Ways Y2K Will Affect Disney World
10. Accidental switch back to 19,000 Leagues Under the Sea.
9. Screwed up computers report EuroDisney turning a profit.
8. Air traffic control glitch causes Dumbo to smack into a DC-10.
7. Cinderella starts receiving Bashful''s subscription to "Hustler."
6. The Hall of Presidents keeps chanting "Kill Clinton, kill Clinton."
5. When you wish upon a star...not a damn thing happens.
4. Unexpected power surge brings an angry Walt Disney back to life.
3. "Main Street Electrical Parade" becomes "Main Street Two Guys With Plastic Flashlights Parade."
2. Ticket machine accidentally dispenses day passes for less than $600.
1. Two words: catapulting teacups
Top Ten Ways Y2K Will Affect Disney World
10. Accidental switch back to 19,000 Leagues Under the Sea.
9. Screwed up computers report EuroDisney turning a profit.
8. Air traffic control glitch causes Dumbo to smack into a DC-10.
7. Cinderella starts receiving Bashful''s subscription to "Hustler."
6. The Hall of Presidents keeps chanting "Kill Clinton, kill Clinton."
5. When you wish upon a star...not a damn thing happens.
4. Unexpected power surge brings an angry Walt Disney back to life.
3. "Main Street Electrical Parade" becomes "Main Street Two Guys With Plastic Flashlights Parade."
2. Ticket machine accidentally dispenses day passes for less than $600.
1. Two words: catapulting teacups
There were two blonds on their way to Disney World.
When they were getting close there was a sign that read, "DISNEY WORLD LEFT,"
So they turned around and went home.
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Mickey and Minnie have been having problems for some time now and decide to call it quits. Donald goes to Mickey to console him and says, "She's been a problem since day one. I'm glad you finally saw that she's crazy." Mickey looks at Donald and replies, "No, I broke up with her because she's *bleep*ing goofy!"
When they were getting close there was a sign that read, "DISNEY WORLD LEFT,"
So they turned around and went home.
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Mickey and Minnie have been having problems for some time now and decide to call it quits. Donald goes to Mickey to console him and says, "She's been a problem since day one. I'm glad you finally saw that she's crazy." Mickey looks at Donald and replies, "No, I broke up with her because she's *bleep*ing goofy!"
sillyspook13
Well-Known Member
That's him..... Shrek!Jekyll Baker said:
DisneyMarg
Member
Rainfully, thanks SO much for posting that link. I had never seen that. Here I am, on the road, tired, headache... who knew that Debbie Downer could be such a pick me up! I was hooting! Feel much better now!
I just found these. LMAO
THE TOP TEN SIGNS YOU HAVE AN UNHEALTHY DISNEY OBSESSION
10. You know how many hairs are on the leg of the drunken pirate sitting on the bridge.
9. You have more Disney movies than Blockbuster.
8. Your favorite song is "Zippity-Doo-Dah".
7. When you hear people talking about "the underprivileged", you assume they are referring to those who have to stay off-site.
6. You refer to Wal-Mart and McDonald's employees as "cast members".
5. You've added spires and turrets to the roof of your house.
4. You tried to pay your electric bill with Disney Dollars.
3. Your children's names are Ariel and Alladin.
2. You pray that nobody will ever discover your dirty little secret: That you sneak out of bed in the middle of the night, logon to the internet, and drool over online pictures of WDW.
1. You're reading this.
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My kids love the internet, and they keep track of their passwords by writing them on Post-it notes.
I noticed their Disney site password was "MickeyMinnieGoofyPluto," and so I asked why it was so long.
"Because," my son explained, "they say it has to have at least four characters."
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THE TOP TEN SIGNS YOU HAVE AN UNHEALTHY DISNEY OBSESSION
10. You know how many hairs are on the leg of the drunken pirate sitting on the bridge.
9. You have more Disney movies than Blockbuster.
8. Your favorite song is "Zippity-Doo-Dah".
7. When you hear people talking about "the underprivileged", you assume they are referring to those who have to stay off-site.
6. You refer to Wal-Mart and McDonald's employees as "cast members".
5. You've added spires and turrets to the roof of your house.
4. You tried to pay your electric bill with Disney Dollars.
3. Your children's names are Ariel and Alladin.
2. You pray that nobody will ever discover your dirty little secret: That you sneak out of bed in the middle of the night, logon to the internet, and drool over online pictures of WDW.
1. You're reading this.
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My kids love the internet, and they keep track of their passwords by writing them on Post-it notes.
I noticed their Disney site password was "MickeyMinnieGoofyPluto," and so I asked why it was so long.
"Because," my son explained, "they say it has to have at least four characters."
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