Chuck Norris Jokes

[ScorpionX]

Here is a list of some Chuck Norris jokes:

1. The first rule of Chuck Norris: you do NOT talk about Chuck Norris.
2. Chuck Norris can divide by zero.
3. The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.
4. Chuck Norris counted to infinity. Twice.
5. Scientists in Washington DC have recently concluded that if there were a nuclear war, all that would remain are cockroaches and Chuck Norris, and Chuck Norris would outlast the cockroaches.
6. Chuck Norris smells what the Rock is cooking. The Rock is Chuck Norris' presonal chef.
7. Chuck Norris knows the last digit of pi.
8. Jerry is not running away from Tom. He is running away from Chuck Norris in a cat suit.
9. Journey Into Imagination with Dreamfinder was re-imagined because Chuck Norris did not like the ride.
10. Chuck Norris' tears can cure AIDS. Too bad he never cries.
11. Do you want to know the real reason why the dinosaurs went extinct? They all committed suicide because they were afraid of Chuck Norris.

Now, you can create your own jokes.

 

[Lee]

Chuck Norris is a Texas Ranger only because Jack Bauer won't let him into CTU.:drevil:

 

[Rufus T Firefly]

Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.

 

[Number_6]

Fear is not the only emotion Chuck Norris can smell. He can also detect hope, as in "I hope I don't get a roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris."


Chuck Norris invented a language that incorporates karate and roundhouse kicks. So next time Chuck Norris is kicking your a$$, don't be offended or hurt, he may be just trying to tell you he likes your hat.


When J. Robert Oppenheimer said "I am become death, the destroyer Of worlds". He was not referring to the atomic bomb, he was referring to the Chuck Norris Halloween costume he was wearing.

 

[i_hurt_my_arm]

the boogeyman looks under his bed for chuck norris