Christmas Song Question

[mkepcotmgmak]

Mad, i know you will probably know this...

Does anyone know the name of a Christmas song, that sounds like it's from the 80's, and part of the lyrics are...

"...there's a turkey, in the (?wind?), he doesn't dance, and he can't sing..."

 

[tigsmom]

Oh no! You've got me stumped! I have no idea what song this could be.

 

[dreamteacher]

I do not know eaither

 

[shuflemstr]

That song is from Captain Sensible and it is called "One Christmas Catalogue"
I hope that helps.

Brian