Cancelled Project: Disney's Tragic Kingdom

[AdventureMP4z]

In 2018, Disney held it a press confrence. The Magic Kingdom was doing terrible revenue wise. Therefore, they were going to put it up for auction. The winning bid, for $3.12, was the Florida Institute of Correction, Florida's governing, state-level prision company. They were going to turn the fully-developed Magic Kingdom into The Tragic Kingdom. This park would be a correctional facility for unruly Disney guests and fanatics, many of whom were sentenced to long stays in the next door "hotels", The Contemporary Correctional Institue and the Grand Prison, a place where all the worst criminals were- all the characters who walked through the wrong land in the park. The thing about this park is, it's gonna be a total dystopia for "guests" or inmates, should I say. It was every Disney lover's worst nightmare. In the coming posts we will take a look at this truly terrifying project. Work was getting started, however employees soon abandoned it.

 

[Outbound]

This sounds like it has the potential to be really funny!

 

[Evilgidgit]

What is this? Deadman Wonderland!?

 

[DisneyFreak]

 

[AdventureMP4z]

Zany Street USA
Zany Street USA will remain in location as in the Magic Kingdom, with many changes.

Entertainment/Attractions:

1. Festival of Failure Parade Spectacular: This parade, home to only 1 float, is all about the escape from Alcatraz.
2. Meet Mickster in the Commisary: Meet your favorite prison bully in this food-filled location. Also, a store and the "Prison Food Cafe."
3. Attacks of the Tragic Kingdom: A basic, “fun” interactive card game where you can upgrade- or downgrade- your prision experience.

Dining:

1. Tony’s Taste of Freedom: A classic, American-style restaurant designed to want you to experience normal life. Costs 5 “Commissary Points (DDP Credits)”
2. Junkie Jackie’s Parlor of Junk: Step on into this ice cream parlor for some nasty ice cream flavors, like burnt tire, guacamole, or mashed potatoes, and more.
3. The Junkie Dining: Crappy Food, done well.
4. Train Station Cafe: Get breakfast. Gruel, Oatmeal, and some Mashed Potatoes. Also, Pumpkin Spice Water

Shopping:

1. The Commissary: The park's one stop shop for merchandise.
2. The Hat Stop: Take off the hat! Show some respect.
3. Lost and Found: Pick up your prison outfits!

Characters:

1. "Big John"
2. Rascal Rachel
3. Mary Poppins

Join us soon for Yesterdayland, the second land in this park.

 

[AdventureMP4z]

Yesterdayland

Yesterdayland is designed to show inmates the concept of what the world would be like should they be released into society anytime soon. ​

Attractions:

1. Fastro Orbiter: A drunken, rocket-ship driving experience. The rockets spin, hurl, and twirl until you get sick. You must take an elevator to hell to get to this ride
2. Woody's Criminal Roundup: The first Woody-themed attraction in Tomorrowland, where you must stop criminals from doing illegal things- drugs, robbery, etc.
3. Monsters Inc Sass Floor: Get roasted or "#burned" by your fellow inmates from the Monsters Inc universe.
4. Facepalm Mountain: Do stupid things and society, and get punished for it. I don't care if you get hit in the face in the dark, just get in the car!
5. Nobody's Great Escape: Attempt an escape, only to be aprehended and caught. And punished worse.
6. Tomorrowland Speedway: Learn about road rage, by screaming at other drivers. You may even get your foot run over when stepping out! You can also get pulled over.

Shopping:

1. Tragic Kingdom Light and Power: While trying to escape, encounter this shop, and get robbed of all your money. After all, you do need that "I'm a Criminal" T-Shirt.
2. Mickster's Stupid S**T: Pick up some stuff that Mickster wants you to have. He also wants your money.

Dining:
Ha-Ha Silly Goose. No dining here. You have to walk over to your prison for some food.


Join us soon for our first of three "Fantasyland" posts- Convict Criminal Circus.

 

[Miru]

I wonder if this would later include the whole of the resort, and not just MK?

 

[AdventureMP4z]

I wonder if this would later include the whole of the resort, and not just MK?

Yes, it will

 

[Disney Dad 3000]

Loving this zany thread. Sounds like this should be an adult comic with a forward from Deadpool.

 

[QuasiNoFroyo]

When I think of the name "Tragic Kingdom," I think of an entire park full of attractions based on Disney's saddest films, such as The Fox and the Hound, Old Yeller, Up, Bambi, and possibly my own movie.