Bored on an Inservice day, SO

Killnme

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I am sitting in an inservice day bored out of my mind. Someone please tell me some funny Disney stories. The lady beside me is KILLING ME!
 

epcotisbest

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OK...we were waiting for the mass exit crowd to die down along Main Street a few years ago and decided to do some late night shopping. Found whatever it was we decided to buy and got in line at the register behind this big ole fellow who let one rip right in line, and it was a stinker!
Being tired and grumpy from a long, hot day, I decided to voice my displeasure. I started in on him, yapping about rudeness, inconsideration for others etc...Fearing an altercation ( which I would not have let it escalate to), my wife kept jabbing me in the ribs telling me to hush and the fellow just stared at me funny and ignored my ramblings.
After he left and we made our purchase we walked out and he was standing right outside the door. "I'm going say goodnight to this fellow," I told my wife. She grabbed me by the arm, pulled me aside and sternly said, "It was me!"
 

Beholder

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OK...we were waiting for the mass exit crowd to die down along Main Street a few years ago and decided to do some late night shopping. Found whatever it was we decided to buy and got in line at the register behind this big ole fellow who let one rip right in line, and it was a stinker!
Being tired and grumpy from a long, hot day, I decided to voice my displeasure. I started in on him, yapping about rudeness, inconsideration for others etc...Fearing an altercation ( which I would not have let it escalate to), my wife kept jabbing me in the ribs telling me to hush and the fellow just stared at me funny and ignored my ramblings.
After he left and we made our purchase we walked out and he was standing right outside the door. "I'm going say goodnight to this fellow," I told my wife. She grabbed me by the arm, pulled me aside and sternly said, "It was me!"

Now that's a great story! Thanks for sharing that!
 

Figaro928

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On our last trip, while exiting POTC, a little boy kept asking his dad why the pirates wanted the red head and the father's response was "every man wants a red head, but they usually just end up with a brunette:jawdrop:" His brunette wife smacked him. It became an ongoing joke between me and my husband for the rest of the trip.
 

Disney Shib

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A few years ago, my brother and I decided to ride Mission Space. This was before you could "choose a side". He's never been prone to motion sickness as a kid so he didn't think anything of it. Right before the ride he had some blue mixed beverage at lunch. Let's just say to this day he still calls me Grover.This precisely what I looked liked after he threw up his blue drink all over me.

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Beholder

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Not sure how funny this story is, but my parents think it's hilarious. When I was very young, around 5 or so, according to my parents, we were walking down main street. At some point, unknown to me, Mickey Mouse showed up. As we had been walking, I was holding my dad's hand. At some point, Mickey thought it would be funny to take over holding my hand without me knowing. They said I must have walked a good 50ft before I bothered to look up at my "dad". The look on my face, the one of absolute terror, was the funniest thing they had seen. I set some sort of land speed record running back to my parents who were following close behind. Thanks mom and dad!
 

zurgandfriend

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Here are my favorites from our many trips to WDW;

While staying at the Grand Floridian my then 8 year old DS, looking for a place to get a snack walked into “My Disney girl’s perfect princess tea.” All the princesses stopped talking. My DS did a perfect about face and walked out red faced with his fists clenched.

Using the restroom over by the Germany pavilion in Epcot I was washing my hands when a women walked in and said “One of us is in the wrong restroom!” I pointed to the urinals and she said “Oh my god” and ran out.

While celebrating my DS birthday at the California Grill for dessert we had a cake served and they sang happy birthday. A little girl from another table came over said “Happy Birthday” and asked if she could have a piece of cake, and she did.

The morning we went to breakfast at Whispering canyon and I said to our server” Today is my dear wife’s birthday.” We all had breakfast with a side of embarrassment, including all the servers asking my DW to tell everyone how old she was.
 
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