Awwwwwrrriiiiiiight, which one a ya' done it...?

[donaldtoo]

Or, maybe it was a conspiiiiiracy amongst all a' youse up dere in da frozen tundra areas a' dis country to send your friggin' cold down this way, maybe...?
It's gonna' get down to 42 here tonight (a record low) with wind chills in the 20's.
Low of 38 tomorrow night...WTYou-know-what?!?!?!
Weeks ago already the Bluebonnets, Indian Paintbrush, Wine Cups, Pink Evening Primrose, and all the other pretty Texas wild flowers bloomed...
Again I ask...which a' youse is responsible???
I want beeeeeeehinds on a platter!!!!!

 

[Darth Tater]

I blame Meg.
Seriously, does that joke EVER get old?

 

[PUSH]

I blame Meg.
Seriously, does that joke EVER get old?

You're the king of comedy!

 

[donaldtoo]

Meg?!?!?! Say it isn't so?!?!?!
That settles it then....Meg is now number one turd on my poop parade!!!

 

[StarWarsGirl]

Chuck Norris did it. Don't know why, but you don't want to cross him

 

[donaldtoo]

Chuck Norris did it. Don't know why, but you don't want to cross him

Chuck wouldn't do that. He's damn-near a Texan at this point. You troublemaker, you.
But, if I find out otherwise I'm headin' up to Dallas and his rear is platter-bound, I tell ya'!!!

 

[Pooh Lover]

Hey WA, why so bitter? I'm from Ohio and I'll bet you all of Texas you didn't see a fraction of the nasty weather we are STILL trying to get rid of. If it left Ohio for Texas, I'm sorry, but good riddance. I NEED some warm weather!

 

[Darth Tater]

Chuck Norris did it. Don't know why, but you don't want to cross him

^You just said his name out loud. Now he knows where you are.

 

[donaldtoo]

You silly goose, you...
No bitterness. You had to know I was just bein' my own nutty-wacky darn self 'cause this kinda' crazy weather is just so unusual this time of year for us "warm" Texans...?!
I wish you guys all the pleasant, Magical warmth in the world ASAP...!!!

 

[Pooh Lover]

You silly goose, you...
No bitterness. You had to know I was just bein' my own nutty-wacky darn self 'cause this kinda' crazy weather is just so unusual this time of year for us "warm" Texans...?!
I wish you guys all the pleasant, Magical warmth in the world ASAP...!!!

I know that WA! May you guys warm up (but not too much) real soon! I think we are ALL ready to get this spring party started. If I have to get out my snow shovel one more time, I'm headed to Texas!

 

[donaldtoo]

And we'd love to have ya' PL , but boy howdy it's gettin' pretty crowded down here these days. With all the high-tech, music, warm weather, "Keep Austin Weird"-ness, etc. goin' on this place is gettin' kinda' crazy lately.
But, other than the fact it's WAAAAAAAYYYYY too far from WDW, we still love it...!

 

[StarWarsGirl]

^You just said his name out loud. Now he knows where you are.

I didn't say his name out loud. I typed it