Add a Chapek, Ruin a Ride!

[EagleScout610]

Which ride/where would you add a Chapek animatronic to completely ruin the ride? I'd add him to Smuggler Run, replacing Hondo and telling us how this ride isn't about the outdated OT, it's the MODERN, MORE DISNEY ST.

 

[DavidDL]

Replace the scared Groundskeeper on the Haunted Mansion with a scared Chapek. While his being there would certainly be a downgrade, it would also be a sort of meta-moment. Chapek, surrounded by something he doesn't fully understand and is likely terrified of. Not the ghosts, mind you. Simply, an original and creative attraction that can function successfully without IP.

 

[BuzzedPotatoHead89]

Great moments with Mr. Chapek. The Gettysburg address would be replaced by a speech announcing the newest shows on Disney+ and limited time food and merch opportunities.

Taking it further: Before the show would be a preview center for the new Mickey Avenue which would bring modern, sleek shopping experiences to the Disneyland Main Entrance.

Capped by a reimagined partners statue, replacing Walt and Mickey and featuring a a “faceless cast member” and an ode to the 5 keys.

 

[John park hopper]

Replace the jailed pirate in PoC with Bob

 

[Too Many Hats]

Mr. Toad finale. Chapek is Satan.

 

[EPCOTCenterLover]

Chapek as Trader Sam- gone.

It's not personal. I don't know the man. He is just the wrong fit for a creative company.

 

[Dr.Cheeto]

Replace Mara with Chapek. "You seek the treasure of Chapek, glitter and gold, it is mine."

 

[Buzzd]

The yeti in the Matterhorn, berating lifelong Disneyland fans wizzing by for not letting him turn the ride into Elsa's Fantastic Ice Palace Escape & Gift Shop™

 

[Californian Elitist]

Replace Carlos the mayor in Pirates with Chapek, only keep him down there in the water.

 

[Buzzd]

Replace Carlos the mayor in Pirates with Chapek, only keep him down there in the water.

Did you read the thread title? Screw ruining it, that'd enhance it!

 

[milordsloth]

Replace the witch in Snow-white with Chapek who turns around with a credit card scanner that adds extra magic to enhance the visitor experience

 

[TP2000]

You guys, it's Bob Chapek. He's dumb as dirt. So...

Replace Mater in Radiator Springs Racers with a bald Chapek animatronic stumbling backwards yelling at your car "Why didn't you upgrade to Genie+?!? You'd have more time to be immersed in shopping!"

 

[1HAPPYGHOSTHOST]

Put him in Primeval World and let the T-Rex finish him off

 

[socalifornian]

Add Chapek to the snake room of Indy but keep the voiceover
“Snakes? You guys are on your own”

Replace the Jungle Cruise rhino with Chapek getting his point across with a Individual Lightning Lane billboard. Change the clothes of everyone on the tree trunk to look like the average Disneyland guest

 

[Rich T]

Replace Storybook Land’s Monstro with a giant gaping-mouthed Chapek head. He’s your gateway to enchantment as you sail through a land of video screens showcasing all the company’s IP’s— but only current, non-Walt-influenced stuff, ‘cause anything older is apparently for grammas and babies, who don’t spend enough.

 

[OG Runner]

Which ride/where would you add a Chapek animatronic to completely ruin the ride? I'd add him to Smuggler Run, replacing Hondo and telling us how this ride isn't about the outdated OT, it's the MODERN, MORE DISNEY ST.

They have already added the Chapek animatronic to all of the rides. It is called the Disney Genie and it has it's hand out for
every ride you really want to ride.

 

[JustAFan]

Journey Into Imagination with Chapek

 

[SSG]

Obviously, you put him in the Matterhorn and rename the ride to BOB-SLEDS! ....(BOB'S SLEDS, maybe ???)

 

[John park hopper]

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[John park hopper]

Bob Capek in the dunk tank-- new Genie+ attraction added to Splash mountain