Hope this one makes you guys laugh!!
It is with the saddest heart that we must pass on the
following news.
Please join us in remembering a great icon of the
entertainment community.
The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast
infection and > complications from repeated pokes in
the belly. He was 71. Doughboy was buried in a lightly
greased coffin.
Dozens of celebrities turned out to pay their
respects, including Mrs. Butterworth, Hungry Jack, the
California Raisins, Betty Crocker, the Hostess
Twinkies, and Captain Crunch. The gravesite was piled
high with flours.
Aunt Jemima delivered the eulogy, and lovingly
described Doughboy as a man who never knew how much he
was kneaded. Doughboy rose quickly in show business,
but his later life was filled with turnovers. He was
not considered a very "smart" cookie, wasting much of
his dough on half-baked schemes. Despite being a
little flaky at times he still, as a crusty old man,
was considered a roll model for millions.
Doughboy is survived by his wife, Play Dough ; two
children, John Dough and Jane Dough; plus they had one
in the oven. He is also survived by his elderly
father, Pop Tart. The funeral was held at 3:50 for
about 20 minutes.
Life is short, laugh & play hard!
It is with the saddest heart that we must pass on the
following news.
Please join us in remembering a great icon of the
entertainment community.
The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast
infection and > complications from repeated pokes in
the belly. He was 71. Doughboy was buried in a lightly
greased coffin.
Dozens of celebrities turned out to pay their
respects, including Mrs. Butterworth, Hungry Jack, the
California Raisins, Betty Crocker, the Hostess
Twinkies, and Captain Crunch. The gravesite was piled
high with flours.
Aunt Jemima delivered the eulogy, and lovingly
described Doughboy as a man who never knew how much he
was kneaded. Doughboy rose quickly in show business,
but his later life was filled with turnovers. He was
not considered a very "smart" cookie, wasting much of
his dough on half-baked schemes. Despite being a
little flaky at times he still, as a crusty old man,
was considered a roll model for millions.
Doughboy is survived by his wife, Play Dough ; two
children, John Dough and Jane Dough; plus they had one
in the oven. He is also survived by his elderly
father, Pop Tart. The funeral was held at 3:50 for
about 20 minutes.
Life is short, laugh & play hard!
