A link!

[NowInc]

http://us.imdb.com/Quotes?0096697

 

[Maria]

ROFLMAO! Thanks!

"There's no shame in being a pariah. " -Marge


"Christmas is the one time of year when people of all religions come together to worship Santa Claus. " -Bart


"To alcohol! The cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems." -Homer

:lol: :lol: So true! :animwink:

 

[NowInc]

Comic Book Guy: Ack! There is no "emoticon" to express what I am feeling right now!


Marge: Homer, why aren't you at work? You're late.
Homer: They said if I came in late again that I would get fired, and I can't risk that, so I'm not going!


[Bart and Lisa are watching Krusty's Prison Special]
Bart: Hey, those guys *love* Krusty! Inside every hardened criminal beats the heart of a ten-year-old boy.
Lisa: And vice-versa.



Homer: How was everyone's day at school?
Bart: Horrible!
Lisa: Pointless!
Marge: Exhausting! It took the class 40 minutes to locate Canada on a map.
Homer: Oh, honey, anyone could miss Canada. All tucked way down there

 

[Maria]

Originally posted by NowInc
Comic Book Guy: Ack! There is no "emoticon" to express what I am feeling right now!

That could happen to some of us here.... :dazzle:

 

[disney_nutter]

Kang: Oh, you look lovely this evening. Have you decreased in mass?
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