A groaner, but I know you'll read it anyway

[DisneyFreak]

Two brooms were hanging in the closet and after a while they got to know each other so well, they decided to get married. One broom was, of course, the bride broom. The other, the groom broom. The bride broom looked very beautiful in her white dress. The groom broom was handsome and suave in his
tuxedo.

The wedding was lovely. After the wedding, at the wedding dinner, the bride broom leaned over and said to the groom broom "I think I am going to have a little whisk broom."

"IMPOSSIBLE!!," said the groom broom. "WE HAVEN'T EVEN SWEPT TOGETHER!!!"

 

[Ariel]

LOL!! Love it. Thanks freak. Hey, how did you know anyone would read it? Are you psychic???

 

[DisneyFreak]

Originally posted by Ariel
LOL!! Love it. Thanks freak. Hey, how did you know anyone would read it? Are you psychic???

I knew you were going to ask that.

 

[mightyduck]

I think it's funny. Of course, some people around here say I don't have a very good sense of what's funny....

 

[DisneyFreak]

Originally posted by mightyduck
I think it's funny. Of course, some people around here say I don't have a very good sense of what's funny....

Not me Duckie. I think you have a great sense of humor.

 

[mightyduck]

Originally posted by DisneyFreak


Not me Duckie. I think you have a great sense of humor.

Why, thank you, Freak. Of course, I've always found you witty and charming...

 

[Tapestry2000]

LOL! That's cute, DF!