How long is everyone's trip to WDW that they spend hours playing mini-golf? I can see playing if you get a beach house in myrtle beach for a week, or in any other area that's not WDW. Maybe if I lived in Orlando I'd give it a shot, or if i was staying for a fortnight and only had 10-day park tickets. But is the mini golf at WDW really good or is this something people just don't have near their homes?
I can understand the dads and grandpas who hate their family and play actual golf on their vacation, they probably only pack golf shirts and khaki pants and say "I will meet you in the park for fireworks at 11 pm!" Then they stand their families up because they got drunk at the hotel bar and blame the disney bus system for their absence. At the end of the trip they make everyone take a group photo even though everyone else was already in 1000 photos together and they only have mismatched shirts for this last day because *someone* got BBQ sauce on all of their clothes on day 2. Like how did they get it on the clothes they weren't even wearing?!? And they're happy to have this one photo to put in their office at work, so they can show their employees the great time they had taking their family to Disney World. It doesn't matter that they cannot name one ride or even one park's name, they feel good because they have a photo to prove they followed through for once in their lives. Follow through...oh yeah I just remembered I have a private golf lesson tomorrow during little Suzie's class play. She probably won't even notice.
. For the record, I ENJOY mini golf 
