Hey, did anyone else manage to catch tonight's episode of "Totally Obsessed" on VH1? It featured Randy Constan the guy we jokingly refer to as Creepy Pan. And watching the segment with him kinda through me for a loop.
1. Peter likes girls. No really. Peter LIKES girls.
2. Peter is 50!! 5-0!!
3. Peter has an attorney. Why does Peter have an attorney?
4. Peter eats a diet of a six year old. He eats Twinkes. And lots of them.
5. Peter straigtens his own hair.
6. Did I mention he's 50? And did I mention he has the calves of an 18 year old? Damn!!
7. Peter plays guitar.
8. Peter has lived through puberty. His deep voice is proof of it.
The scene of him skippig along the streets in the Florida town he lives in inspired momentary feelings of terror in me 'cuz it looked like he was about to get his @ss whooped by this one HUGE guy. All in all, I came away admiring the guy. He's awfully brave to be living as Peter Pan day in and day out.
1. Peter likes girls. No really. Peter LIKES girls.
2. Peter is 50!! 5-0!!
3. Peter has an attorney. Why does Peter have an attorney?
4. Peter eats a diet of a six year old. He eats Twinkes. And lots of them.
5. Peter straigtens his own hair.
6. Did I mention he's 50? And did I mention he has the calves of an 18 year old? Damn!!
7. Peter plays guitar.
8. Peter has lived through puberty. His deep voice is proof of it.
The scene of him skippig along the streets in the Florida town he lives in inspired momentary feelings of terror in me 'cuz it looked like he was about to get his @ss whooped by this one HUGE guy. All in all, I came away admiring the guy. He's awfully brave to be living as Peter Pan day in and day out.