50 ways to torture Pal Mickey. For the $50 you spent.

[The_CEO]

1. Use him as a football

2. Toss him in the air and forget to catch him.


Add if you guys want :lol:

 

[kal1484]

As MKT said

3. Use him to open a coconut!

 

[The_CEO]

4. Use him as toilet paper

5. Run him through a shreder

6. Boil him

7. Freeze him till his arm breaks off

8. Throw him out the Horton Doors on ToT :lol: " See ya REAL soon Mic!"

 

[mkt]

hmm....

you can also use him as a hockey puck..

what else..

he makes a good chewtoy for a greyhound.... and they make good rattlesnake traps.... once the snake eats him, the snake chokes.. telling all the other rattlers to get away.....

they don't make good antenna toppers though... they fly off and smash other cars windshields

 

[The_CEO]

I hear he cooks good Waffles.

 

[mr snrub]

drop him in the liquid nitrogen container.

ive gota better one:
dont buy him, and spend the 50 dollars on someting better.

 

[mkt]

Originally posted by mr snrub
dont buy him, and spend the 50 dollars on someting better.

*runs to Taco Bell and orders 50 soft tacos*

 

[darthdarrel]

Can you people tell me what you dislike aboout it! :lookaroun

 

[The_CEO]

Lets start a testing crew. I wonder if it will work after a couple hits with a sledge hammer.

 

[mkt]

Originally posted by darthdarrel
Can you people tell me what you dislike aboout it! :lookaroun

he's creepy and annoying..

 

[darthdarrel]

WHat`s creepy and annoying about Miiickey Mouse? :lol: