UPDATE 7/27/2021:
UPDATE 7/11/2021: Come on, folks. Get it together.
UPDATE 6/22/2021: Well, onward and upward?
UPDATE 6/15/2021: Things are looking up! Phew, quite the year and a half, huh?
For starters, I'm a hypochondriac who lives and works in NYC. Already, we're off to a good start...