Excuse me sir, but, seeing as the VP is such a VIP, shouldn't we put the PC on the QT? 'Cause if it leaks to the VC, he could end up MIA and then we'd all be put on KP.
Yes. But I would get inebriated during the safari... or (somehow) safely inside the bengal tiger display.
Also, I would...
1. Climb the tree of life.
2. Always have an iced coffee available to me.
3. BAN ALL BRAZILIAN TOUR GROUPS
4. Ride Toy Story mania consecutively until I get a high...