Umm, yeah. You nailed it. I got real thought you were just being an extra weirdo insisting that I meet your friends. That surprise, watching you eat at Cali and hanging in Epcot with you and Baby Wolf are my trip highlights for sure.
I still can't believe you surprised me like that. Might be my most favorite surprise ever! Good thing I'm a clueless idiot and made it nice and easy for you. ;)
Oh shut up. "You want it all but you can't have it, It's in your face but you can't grab it"; every time I see some idiot post that word that Faith No More song is instantly playing in my head. How about Epic Fail, that's kewl, right? Nope
Umm, I always said I'd never cut my hair short again but I'd obviously do anything for this awesome crew.
You sir, have 2 heads to shave and spray silver….ha!
Silver armpits!! Niiiiice! We should see if they'll clip in those extensions at Bibidi Bobidi Boutique, I'm sure they get that...
OMG, I love you and where have you been all my life!? Our YouTube videos will have 1 million hits in like 24 hours yo! We'll probably end up on the Today Show because everyone's gong to want to hear our story. Or maybe more like Tosh.0…..haha
I think we should probably crash the hoola hoop contest at the kid's pool party. That won't scare anybody. We'll have to have the DJ play the Thong Song, I'm sure they've got that available. That's my jam! We'll have to write this trip report together, a threesome TR is a must. Can't wait for...
I'll pack my whole collection. Nothing like trying on merkins together with your buddy and then heading down to the pool lookin all good! We'll be droppin some jaws for sure! :jawdrop:
LOL…the mom in me will keep things under control. We'll fly just under the radar. So when you insist that skinny dipping in rain puddles is a good idea, I will encourage maybe just taking our pants off on Splash instead.
Seriously though, we'd get a lot of looks and eyeballs rolling all over...
Ha, what?? Okay, let's do this thang in September so John can watch! And we don't have as long to count down, those cruises don't start til next year. The foolishness and shenanigans would make for a pretty bada** trip report. :D