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Happy Birthday Pam. I apologise for my tardiness, but I see I'm in good company. :king: :wave: Hope you had a lovely day.

I'm off to see this show on Sunday night. How cool am I? :cool:

To my favourite Disneyworld website. Will you be my valentine? Love Tenchu (That's an order) :xmas: :wave: :king:

A quiet trip then? :wave:

You mean you didn't want me as a Mod, Steve? :animwink: Thelma and Louise here will be bad enough as it is. :lookaroun :wave:

This happened to me once. You wouldn't believe the fuss they made over that one little bite I gave the kid. :brick:

Are you sure you haven't been drinking? I can't see the Tower Of Terror. Everyone play along with me. :lookaroun :wave:

Congratulations Kevin, you realise that you have to be the leading (bad) example in his life now? Take him to the strippers! :wave:

Good luck Darrel, sounds like you could do with some. :wave:

I'm struggling to post a joke that is clean enough to leave on this forum. :animwink: Congratulations, everything is in perfect working order! :animwink:

:eek: Congratulations man. :lookaroun

And your spelling still hasn't got any better. :animwink:

We are the salt(ed peanuts, with an extra large coke and a couple of haggis suppers while you're at it) of the earth.

Mulletastic.

Good man. How would you compare Thorpe Park to Alton Towers? Not been to Thorpe yet, although it is on the list of things to do. Eventually.

Happy birthday dude, hope you can manage to get a proper pint of the black stuff out there.

You sound like a nice person, want a kiss? x

Usually they just relocate the rats to one of the McDonald's shops instead.

I seriously doubt he stood there naked for 3 minutes. If he did, I hope he has fun when all his extremities fall off. It'll probably happen inside about a week.

Some people would say I've always been 'a member' :animwink: