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I'm going to be honest, the Spider-man ride sounds worse than I had expected. You mean to tell me we're just shooting some little robots you just made up and not, I don't know, Spider-man or Marvel villains? Oh man, oh man, oh man, they gave up on the blue buildings and just...made it pure...

Disney's Art of Marvel Resort: Hey, at Least We're Not the Paradise Pier Resort.

Oh, hi Spider-man, look forward to seeing you agai-oh wait.

I don't think I've seen a man less equipped to do a panel than Chapek. It's like a charisma black hole.

Exactly what I want from a Disney Parks panel: the CEO of Target. I miss having Target here... it was like if Wal Mart sucked less.

https://disneyparks.disney.go.com/blog/2019/08/live-exciting-announcements-for-disney-parks-resorts-cruise-ships-and-beyond-at-d23-expo-2019/ ...I like the pun more than I feel like I should.

I don't know, did they label it 'in loving memory...'? :P

Yeah, well, just wait until they paint it blue. It'll be invisible.

It's like poetry. Avengers Campus is phase 1 of the Silicon Valley tie-ins, and people I've seen on here were right: Elon Musk to redesign Tomorrowland as phase 2. Get ready for breathtaking new technology like: tunnels.

Wonder where that'll be in the ride. Presumably it's Resistance, so I'd assume the queue or ending.

They could... but what about throwing a tarp on it instead?

This is the kind of Fox integration I'm not fond of. I hope it falls to the wayside by the time the next Expo rolls around and the newness of the deal has worn off. Or, you know, Handmaid's Tale ride in Tomorrowland. Or that. Sure.

I'll do you one better:

Typical Disney and their clones.

Ooo no, sorry, those have been cut. But the employee barely making a living at the till will say "Have a Marvelous day" after you pay, which is pretty much the same thing.

Dear god, I don't know how this was even approved. This is a travesty, a trainwreck, why I have half a mind to never visit the parks again. An umbrella over a smoking area? What's next? An umbrella over the castle?

Disney looked at how they handled the opening of Disneyland Paris and went "yeah, let's do that again."

My insiders tell me Disney will now be forced to use the European knockoff Night Monkey for the ride.

I never thought I'd say this but: get this franchise a ride immediately.