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People are voting for Dinosaur and Small World when Slinky is right there? Are you guys drunk???

And just like that, a fan did it 1000x better than Disney themselves.

It’s a downgrade. I’m sorry, I know people want to treat it like an undisputed win, but the adult singing sounds so monotone. They didn’t even have to change that part since the adult choir only sings the chorus, not the new verse.

I’d honestly prefer if it was a little less realistic and more stylized. Big Thunder isn’t exactly realistic, even if it’s inspired by reality. TBA isn’t “realistic” in that no bayou in the world looks like a mound of grass clippings, but the aesthetic of the ride itself definitely went for a...

Cars is definitely fading. I don’t take pleasure in that since it was something near and dear to me that I grew up with. I’d argue most of the franchises Disney is currently promoting are either fading or never had longevity to begin with. Star Wars is a legacy brand, but they keep promoting the...

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It’s really flawed logic that got them to the Cars decision. Boys had plenty in Magic Kingdom. They had Peter Pan, the Mountains, Pirates, Mansion, Jungle Cruise, etc. There was a place for Cars and that was the Studios. That park needs more for the whole family to enjoy. Disney thinks so...

The original show is better. It has better audio. They should’ve brought it back.

I can’t help but think how many of the issues of this redo would be resolved had they fully embraced “Fun to be Free”. As it stands, the scenery is an improvement, but the ride as a whole lacks cohesion and identity. Part of it is about the development of car technology, some of it is fantasy...

They shouldn’t have said anything at all if they didn’t plan on delivering the “WoM influence” in any substantial way. Had they said nothing about it in the announcement, the subtle callbacks and references would’ve been looked upon more favourably.

Let’s not get carried away now. Test Track was never flawless to begin with.

They did a good job. Best retheme they’ve done since GFT in 2007 (which was barely a retheme). Easily the best version of Test Track. Just wish they went the extra mile and themed the final speed section. It’s really jarring to go from that futuristic city to…parking lots and show buildings...

Is it finally time?

Booooo!

I can see them teasing it with a stock picture of Dreamfinder and Figment this year, and that’s about all I can see.

Smuggler’s run

Bye bye Buzz Lightyear.

Alien Swirling Saucers

It’s easily bottom 5, but I’m not so sure it would be the worst of them all. Either way…good riddance.

Kali River.