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The poor man's Michael Knight.

Happy birthday Pam! Sorry I'm a little tardy, hope you had a great day, and here's to many more. :kiss:

So now I'm back, from outer space, I just walked in to find you here with that sad look upon your face! You know what? I'm really disappointed that so few of you missed me enough to reply to this thread! Maybe I should disappear again! (Thanks for starting this thread Maria, I'll give you...

Christ, even I know what it is. :lookaroun

Can't beat a el. :animwink:

Herpes. :lookaroun

1. Twinkles have lots of effect, but thats got nothing to do with stars. :animwink: 2. The p, and replace it with 'f'. Then it would spell alfhabet. 3. Well I can't play banjo, but i reckon it would go a little like this: Twang twang twangety twang. 4. Geography 5. Captain ________...

Yup, I thought that was the definative answer. :lookaroun

A midget walks into a bar and starts playing the piano. The women sitting in the corner wonder what on earth is happening, eventually, one goes across to ask this foot tall man what he thinks he's doing. The midget says: 'Sorry, I though I heard you wishing for a 12 inch pianist.' :lookaroun

I think it was 'Call me, I can still attract 21 year olds' :animwink:

Get back into those firey pits! :lol:

Better to go out at the 'top' :lookaroun It's okay Keving, they'll be back again once they need more money! :lol:

She could have a good career in 'films' if she chooses that path I suppose. :lookaroun

Ahhhhh, I remember those days. (Wait til they discover fast cars, drink and women.) :lol: (Well Kaitlyn might not want to discover women... not that there's anything wrong with that... Shut up tenchu. :lookaroun ) :lol:

I did send steve a message asking if we could change the name of the site to 'The David Hasselhoff Picture and Sound Site' but he didn't seem particularly interested for some reason... :confused:

:lol: I'm in the wrong line of work. Anyone need a receptionist? :lol: I could do with a 'sugermommy'! :lol: (Okay, okay, I'd settle for just about anything at the moment. :lookaroun :lol: )

They need to be sent to hell for believing that a 21 year old would be interested! :lol: Only a god like david hasselhoff (or garyhoov) could have such an effect on nubile young women. :lol:

Happy birthday! Sorry I'm a wee bit late, but at least this way you're still receiving 'happy birthday's' after the big day. Prolonging techniques it could be said. :lookaroun :xmas: :wave:

Not bad ThirdEye, not bad at all. Last night though, i saw the best Florida band (sorry Dan :lol: ) of all time. LTJ, LTJ, LTJ! (Yellowcard supporting them too, was quite impressed with some of their songs.)

Damn, you're right. Not bad for something which must weight the same as one of Jupiter's moons! :lol: :wave: