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    Universal Epic Universe (South Expansion Complex) - Now Open!

    I mean... it's an outdoor park. I'm not sure what sort of remedies you were expecting. An out-of-place roof? This isn't Singapore.
  2. J

    Universal Epic Universe (South Expansion Complex) - Now Open!

    Everyone in the front row looks like they're on a ride and everyone in the back looks like they're getting their photo taken at the DMV.
  3. J

    Universal Epic Universe (South Expansion Complex) - Now Open!

    That could've been longer, especially since it took them 4 hours to get there, but it's such a shame they don't have a permanent nighttime spectacular for this park at opening, because it was clearly designed for one.
  4. J

    Universal Epic Universe (South Expansion Complex) - Now Open!

    This livestream has reached peak awkwardness. Or am I speaking too soon?
  5. J

    Universal Epic Universe (South Expansion Complex) - Now Open!

    They're doing a grand opening ceremony... the day before the grand opening? 🤔
  6. J

    Universal Epic Universe (South Expansion Complex) - Now Open!

    What they should have done is expand the village, with some stores and a walkthrough or something. Darkmoor is way too small. I haven't even been on Werewolf yet, but I'm already hoping it's the first opening day attraction to be replaced, preferably when Dark Universe gets expanded with a...
  7. J

    Universal Epic Universe (South Expansion Complex) - Now Open!

    I still want a Shrek dark ride.
  8. J

    Universal Epic Universe (South Expansion Complex) - Now Open!

    Everyone knows that park is never getting built. :cautious: Right, Donnie?
  9. J

    Universal Epic Universe (South Expansion Complex) - Now Open!

    Instead of complaining about the manner in which pregnant women are addressed on the park's warning signs, people really ought to be complaining about Epic's warning signs failing to include imagery of a woman launching a flying baby out of her birth canal like some sort of improvised projectile...
  10. J

    Universal Epic Universe (South Expansion Complex) - Now Open!

    "Forth." Dear lord...
  11. J

    Universal Epic Universe (South Expansion Complex) - Now Open!

    Yes, we can see that you've sincerely put forth your criticism of bad grammar.
  12. J

    Universal Epic Universe (South Expansion Complex) - Now Open!

    Show me where I supposedly said you claimed pregnant women should ride. You quoted my post but this hardly qualifies as a response to what I actually said.
  13. J

    Universal Epic Universe (South Expansion Complex) - Now Open!

    Frankly this has to be one of the more ridiculous complaints I've seen yet. And no, "pregnant mothers" is not redundant, because you needn't be currently pregnant to be a mother. This should really go without saying. Furthermore, pregnant mothers fall into that class of high risk people who...
  14. J

    Universal Epic Universe (South Expansion Complex) - Now Open!

    Whether or not everyone here is viewing Universal through the same lense as Disney is highly debatable. While the discourse around WDW has taken a decidedly negative turn as of late, you've been around long enough to know that this forum (amongst many others like it) was traditionally all about...
  15. J

    Universal Epic Universe (South Expansion Complex) - Now Open!

    Doesn't compare how? Because the consensus is that it's one of the best rides on the planet.
  16. J

    Universal Epic Universe (South Expansion Complex) - Now Open!

    No, you should stop pretending there are "rampant" grammar issues, or that what few issues do exist are preventing the signs from being legible, or that they won't be fixed in due time. You all aren't even bringing these minor errors to Universal's attention by posting about them here, and they...
  17. J

    Universal Epic Universe (South Expansion Complex) - Now Open!

    So they can point to the sign and say "We told you so" when trouble arises, which what you perceive as an error will in no way prevent them from doing, because it won't be considered an issue. The signs aren't actually there to ensure your safety, they're there to ensure the park doesn't get...
  18. J

    Universal Epic Universe (South Expansion Complex) - Now Open!

    What does any of this have to do with anyone not caring about safety? Not a single person's safety is being jeopardized by the verbiage on these signs. IT'S A STRAY APOSTROPHE! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES! THIS PARK IS A DEATH TRAP!
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