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Only because I love you. It's OK if you don't have any unpure thoughts about me. You're probably too busy having those impure thoughts about me. :kiss:

:eek: My pure little Snow White thinks unpure thoughts?!!!! Now if you said you had impure thoughts, well, then... heck yeah! :kiss: :fork: :fork: :fork:

Come on up! :D Kenny will have to get in line. I'm first. :fork: :fork: :fork:

When I saw the California street sign, I thought you went to jail! But it was 2300 north, as opposed to 2600 south, which is where the Cook County Jail is located. Good luck on your second interview. Hope you get a chance to get to love Chicago even more. There's actually a lot of stuff...

And you make Dopey happy! :animwink: :kiss: :fork: :fork: :fork:

SURF'S UP!

I wanna get salty with you! :fork: :fork: :fork:

I am the most trustworthy soul on the Internet! :lookaroun Don't pay any attention that stuff about "monkey loving Dwarf stuck between a rock and a hard place who likes to eat tainted nut butter." Believe me, I've been called much worse! But I know my nut butter better than all the udders...

I think we should get married. :kiss:

Yes, a well-thought-out argument. Captain of the debate team, are you? :p :kiss: :fork: :fork: :fork:

Aw, sweetie. I still love you. And I'm here to help you. Try this:

Too late to edit now, baby!

Violation of subject-verb agreement aside -- Dwarf likes -- I can be trusted because of my discriminating taste in, as you say, nut butter (such a gauche term).

The one that is sweet is Peter Pan. Get that one. Jif tastes like salty caulk (with ferret chunks) and will make you grow a third eyeball on the back of your head. The others are even worse. Trust me on this one!

Just stopping by briefly. My name is last on other threads.

:lol: Doesn't this little game of "Hide the Mickey" belong in the pick-up lines thread? :lookaroun

Could be what the guy above me said. Unless God is trying to tell you to do something about your video-game habits, J.R. Then you might consider sacrificing livestock. (Just passing along info I obtained from the Geek Squad.)

Bob, thank goodness nobody ever found out you were whacked out on PCP most of the time. Happy retirement.

Darn you to heck, where were you with this information LAST NIGHT?!!!!!!!!!! Too late now.

Let's go beat up people in the Circle of Friends thread. Or pester them mildly. Or maybe just take a passive-aggressive stance toward them by not doing anything.